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Amazingly Evil Plan to Destroy The Moon!!!!!

Fig. 1- Our Evil Factory on the Moon

Yes... We have an evil plan to DESTROY THE MOON!!!!!!

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Our plan is being implemented in three phases:

  1. Hollow out moon.
  2. Fill moon with gasoline.
  3. Propel moon into sun.

And you ask why? Why would we want to destroy the moon? Three reasons:

  1. So that we may alter the tides.
  2. So that when we place our Death Star in the sky, it will be the only moon. The night sky would just look strange with two moons.
  3. The Moon Men pissed us off.

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