<BGSOUND SRC="missioni.mid" loop=infinite> Well...this is how I look like. Right now, you might be thinking that this is a picture of...errmmm...maybe Bart. Well, that's where you are wrong...Mr. person dude!!! If my guess is right (and it always is exept on Saturdays) you have become very weary after forcing yourself to view my homepage or it could be just the heat you are experiencing right now, and you THINK that I resemble someone else. I don't blame you. I mean...all masked people look alike. But don't think it was me if your house were to get burglared one of these nights...but then again...who's to say?? Below, you will get to see some of my personal stuff, like of me having ONE mother, ONE father, and ZERO sibblings...please refrain from laughing... The truth is...I'm a Russian spy. I thought maybe my mask and that typical Russian look gave it away. And the name is Pond...Spulknik Pond...371...Actually, I'm not a Russian, and neither am I a bloody spy. But I always new I had spyish stuff flowing in me blood. I can still remember the time when I was in the Girl's locker room... ANYWAY, I would be a Russian if Were born in Russia (obviously) and I would be a spy if somebody would come up to my door one day and give me that job offer. Anyway, on to my not so spyish profile... Name : James Fu Guo Ming A.K.A. : Spawn, spunk, spartan Age : 16 going on 17 (and in 60 years time I'll be dead!!!) Sex : Non-female Place of Birth : Singapore (Earth) Homeland : Singapore (Earth) Place Bred : Singapore (Earth) Nationality : Singaporean (Earthling) D.O.B. : That's for me to know and for you to find out!!! Race : Chinese Occupation : Student School : Saint Andrew's Junior College Marital Satus : Bachelor (and a proud member of the L.O.T.S. club!!) And in case you didn't know what the L.O.T.S. club is... It's Left On The Shelf Club Hobbies : Soccer...Bowling...Computer Games...And everything under the sun... Favourite colour(s) : Blue, red, yellow, green, black, white... Coulorblindess?? : yup Likes : Serenity Dislikes : Fat women running around naked, singing their butts off! Fav. bands/artistes : Oasis, Suede, Blur, Jars of Clay, MJ, Allanis Hated bands/artistes : Spice Girls!!! Reason for hating Hated bands/artistes : They just can't sing!!! Most Admired Group : Hansons Reasons for admiring most admired group : They already have a secured job!!! Hope : To be able to see the whole of the Spice Girls naked... Fear : To hear the Spice Girls sing day and night. (and I'm strapped down to this chair) Ambitions : Pump up enough beef to take over Neptune!!! HAR!!! HAR!!! A brief describtion about me... I'm just your average teenager person with an attitude. My middle name is "death", that is if I have one. Well, I think that music and humour are the two things that keep a sane person from driving himself over a cliff. Think about it...who needs John Wayne when you got a singing Rowan Attkinson!! I'm not really an enviornmentalist and neither am I an anti-enviornmentalist, and I really don't give a damn what happens to the enviornment. As long as it doesn't get too hot, I ain't complaining! Why am I writing about this?? Nobody cares anyway. So...I AM really that regular kid you find at an arcade (only that I don't go to the arcade very often). If somehow that you got a problem with my life...why don't you just spit it, here back
The truth is...I'm a Russian spy. I thought maybe my mask and that typical Russian look gave it away. And the name is Pond...Spulknik Pond...371...Actually, I'm not a Russian, and neither am I a bloody spy. But I always new I had spyish stuff flowing in me blood. I can still remember the time when I was in the Girl's locker room... ANYWAY, I would be a Russian if Were born in Russia (obviously) and I would be a spy if somebody would come up to my door one day and give me that job offer. Anyway, on to my not so spyish profile...
Name : James Fu Guo Ming A.K.A. : Spawn, spunk, spartan Age : 16 going on 17 (and in 60 years time I'll be dead!!!) Sex : Non-female Place of Birth : Singapore (Earth) Homeland : Singapore (Earth) Place Bred : Singapore (Earth) Nationality : Singaporean (Earthling) D.O.B. : That's for me to know and for you to find out!!! Race : Chinese Occupation : Student School : Saint Andrew's Junior College Marital Satus : Bachelor (and a proud member of the L.O.T.S. club!!)
Name : James Fu Guo Ming
A.K.A. : Spawn, spunk, spartan
Age : 16 going on 17 (and in 60 years time I'll be dead!!!)
Sex : Non-female
Place of Birth : Singapore (Earth)
Homeland : Singapore (Earth)
Place Bred : Singapore (Earth)
Nationality : Singaporean (Earthling)
D.O.B. : That's for me to know and for you to find out!!!
Race : Chinese
Occupation : Student
School : Saint Andrew's Junior College
Marital Satus : Bachelor (and a proud member of the L.O.T.S. club!!)
Hobbies : Soccer...Bowling...Computer Games...And everything under the sun...
Favourite colour(s) : Blue, red, yellow, green, black, white...
Coulorblindess?? : yup
Likes : Serenity
Dislikes : Fat women running around naked, singing their butts off!
Fav. bands/artistes : Oasis, Suede, Blur, Jars of Clay, MJ, Allanis
Hated bands/artistes : Spice Girls!!!
Reason for hating Hated bands/artistes : They just can't sing!!!
Most Admired Group : Hansons
Reasons for admiring most admired group : They already have a secured job!!!
Hope : To be able to see the whole of the Spice Girls naked...
Fear : To hear the Spice Girls sing day and night. (and I'm strapped down to this chair)
Ambitions : Pump up enough beef to take over Neptune!!! HAR!!! HAR!!! A brief describtion about me... I'm just your average teenager person with an attitude. My middle name is "death", that is if I have one. Well, I think that music and humour are the two things that keep a sane person from driving himself over a cliff. Think about it...who needs John Wayne when you got a singing Rowan Attkinson!! I'm not really an enviornmentalist and neither am I an anti-enviornmentalist, and I really don't give a damn what happens to the enviornment. As long as it doesn't get too hot, I ain't complaining! Why am I writing about this?? Nobody cares anyway. So...I AM really that regular kid you find at an arcade (only that I don't go to the arcade very often).
A brief describtion about me...
I'm just your average teenager person with an attitude. My middle name is "death", that is if I have one. Well, I think that music and humour are the two things that keep a sane person from driving himself over a cliff. Think about it...who needs John Wayne when you got a singing Rowan Attkinson!! I'm not really an enviornmentalist and neither am I an anti-enviornmentalist, and I really don't give a damn what happens to the enviornment. As long as it doesn't get too hot, I ain't complaining! Why am I writing about this?? Nobody cares anyway. So...I AM really that regular kid you find at an arcade (only that I don't go to the arcade very often).
