To hork Or Not To hork
That Is The Question.

Why am I horker?

horker is never capitalized. That would be sacrilege. horker was the name my brother and I gave to the guy we used to save on Legend of Zelda on old school Nintendo. horker had all the stuff. He had the whistle, the good sword, lots of life, and most importantly he had the money to gamble with. The other saved guys were Nickelo (sort of a medium-grade one) and Peaboy aka the whipping boy.

Horker has been my online name for the last 4 or so years, ever since I used it when I was at Davis on IRC. It's been quite handy.