1. Knows the full names of the three Hanson brothers
2. Knows the words to all of the songs on Middle of Nowhere
3. Knows what Zac says through megaphone in Man from Milwaukee
4. Has Boomerang and MmmBop
5. Has emailed/written to Hanson at least once
6. Can wear a Hanson shirt in public and is proud to
7. Has planned/gone on a trip to Tulsa
8. Screams or feels emotion when Hanson is on TV
9. Tapes everything Hanson is on
10. Makes a scrapbook of Hanson
11. At least reads every book that is out- even un-authorized ones
12. Checks the Hotline at least once a week
13. Checks hansonline.com at various times during the week/day
14. Has a hotmail account that reads something like: melluvsisaac@hotmail.com
15. Has made various friends over the net and you help each other get info
and
items you can't find.
16. Knows the words to Cried
17. When taking a Hanson quiz, they can find faults
18. Arranges schedule around Hanson's upcoming tour
19. Is doing half of the things they laughed at other fans for doing Examples:
writing Hanson Fiction and making Hanson webpage
20. Buys Videotaped appearances from people over the net
21. Buys every magazine they see with Hanson in it/on it/ etc...
22. Knows the words to the songs on Snowed In
23. Gets emotional when they are somewhere Hanson has been
24. Tapes the hotline message
25. Looks everywhere for their favorite shirt of their favorite Hanson
(Isaac's brown shirt)
26. No binder is big enough for all of your posters
27. You notice that you say Hanson sayings all the time
28. You request a Hanson song at least once a day
29. You call your music store once a week to see if there is any new Hanson
merchandise
30. You buy a pair of Dr.Martins
31. You have watched Tulsa, Tokyo and The Middle Of Nowhere so many times
you can
repeat it word for word, you have caught all the mistakes and you've nearly
worn out
your tape
32. You make Hanson collages
33. You don't care about anything anymore just as long as you
get Hanson tickets
34. Study?! You could care less! Better check the hotline
and hansonline.com
35. You make homemade Hanson buttons/rings
36. You have all the U.S. and U.K. singles
37. You have Hanson cloth banners
38. You don't have enough room on your walls for all of your Hanson posters
39. You convert anti-Hanson people into fellow Hanson luvers
40. You buy a Chewbacca doll (because of Isaac)
41. You buy 3 goldfish and name them Isaac, Taylor and Zac
42. You send them birthday cards, Christmas cards, St. Patricks day cards,
etc
43. You can't stop shaking when you learn new info
44. You joined the official Hanson fan club the minute you heard about
it
45. You learn how to play MmmBop on the recorder
46. You learn how to play the drums/keyboard/guitar
47. You know what a wurlitzer is
48. You email Ravi
49. You try to email Scott or Jason
50. Your roommates hate you, and hate Hanson worse