Um.........why are you here?
Oh......you wanted to see what the other morons had to say.
Ok.....well then....um.....I'll have to check with my supervisor.
Oh wait!!!.......I am my supervisor!
Well now, that's a horse of a different color!
Come in....come in!!!!

pet - 05/07/00 17:18:14
My Email:zilg23@aol.com
Do you like my page?: of course i do misstress
What are you doing right now?: serving you my dark misstress
Are you sure?: what else would i do but serve such a sinister misstress
Would you like to change that?: never in a million millennia
What should I add to my page?
what ever you decide to misstress
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: i already am one

Comments:
great page tori, keep adding to it and it'll get really cool, i should probly make one myself but i'm to lazy, anywawhozits, awsome page, luv ya tori talk to ya later

Jenny - 10/22/99 00:02:56
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/creasechik
My Email:crabbyfoo@msn.com
Are you laughing at me?: Yeah
What are you doing right now?: Watching TV
Are you sure?: Yeah
Would you like to change that?: Yeah
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: No
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: A lawyer

Comments:
OK if you say so

Me - 09/26/99 15:37:24
My URL:http://dunno
My Email:Julie@LOONIES.com
Are you laughing at me?: Probably
What are you doing right now?: Laughing at you
Are you sure?: Yup
Would you like to change that?: Nope
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: No, What about you?
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: Big, Green and hairy, oh I already am! Bugger!!!

Comments:
There is no word in chinese for wheelbarrow! Apparently anyway, that is what some one told me once

nadia - 09/19/99 05:29:01
My Email:oceangrl@scientist.com
Are you laughing at me?: always
What are you doing right now?: talkignto a bunch of people
Are you sure?: no. i'm never sure of anything
Would you like to change that?: no.
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: not in the last couple of days...
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: a big ugly one.

Comments:
tori you are absolutely amazing. i love you girl! you are awesome. i'll talk to you tonight sometime, in bed. (j/k)

06/13/99 11:01:42
Name: Girls of ICQ My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks


Becki Hunt - 02/14/99 20:51:11
My Email:Seska16@aol
Are you laughing at me?: No, I'm laughing with you
What are you doing right now?: watching a cheap porno
Are you sure?: a porno is a shameless sex movie, right?
Would you like to change that?: no sir I don't think so
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: I wish I could, but someone cut off my fingers and all I have are stubs
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street

Comments:


Renee - 02/12/99 02:49:09
My Email:NeatoNAy
Are you laughing at me?: no...do i have a reason too
What are you doing right now?: wrting in your gust book..hello..j/k
Are you sure?: yes im prety sure about that
Would you like to change that?: umm no, umm i dont know
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: YES all the time then i eat it when i get a fat boy bugger out
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: the kind that hinds under anoying little kids bed, and when they sleep, i eat them!

Comments:
well , i did this fill out thing, and i pushed "i screwed up, again" and im not sure if it went through, so here is my thing again!!!!! whats up tori i miss you lets chill soon, ill voice mail you my celli number! Renee

- 02/12/99 02:40:56

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eliza - 02/10/99 05:04:34
My Email:barefoots1@aol.com
Are you laughing at me?: damn skippy
What are you doing right now?: laughing at tori
Are you sure?: yepers
Would you like to change that?: nopers
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: only on tuesday
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: one like tori

Comments:
DAMMIT TORI, YOU MADE ME SOUND LIKE SUCH A BITCH! i think it's okay, since i am one, but did you have to tell everyone? thanks a lot. luv ya tori!

KrymsinRaven - 02/09/99 05:06:45
My Email:Vampyra77@hotmail.com
Are you laughing at me?: Hell no!
What are you doing right now?: filling this out cuz U did the manly intimidation thing so I HAD to come do this..SIR!!
Are you sure?: Yup
Would you like to change that?: nope
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: only on occasion
If you were a monster, what kind of monster would you be?: I would be a vampyre færy creature

Comments:
blah blah blah......sorry I'm not a talkitive person..........*~*~HUGZ~*~* Love U Tori hun....*skotc*....Kryms

Mirthy - 11/08/98 22:39:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/alley/1196/zoinks.html
My Email:happerty@hotmail.com
Are you laughing at me?: *hehehe* no *hehe* I *hehehe* swear *hahahahaha*
What are you doing right now?: Signing you guestbook. I'm not talented enough to type and wack off at the same time
Are you sure?: Well, pretty sure. Lemme try real quick...
Would you like to change that?: *ouch!* fuck! ow! no! no changes! I was right the first time! Now I think I've sprained it!
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: Only after making love
Do you like my web pages?: Why is that plural? Are there more that I haven't seen? My guess is that you're stupid. Oh, and it needs a little CONTENT!

Comments:
Great page. The fun never ends. Yeah, right, and Celine Dione is one of the best rap artists of all time. Oh, well, they can't all be super tight! (p.s. the e-mail address on this page is more recent than the one on the web page)

umm....Slappy again.....i kinda had technical diffuculties with this the first time....so im trying again (bare with me here.....im slow) - 10/26/98 03:13:31
My URL:i refuse to respond to this question on the grounds that it is selective and predjudice to my thnic race and culture. STOP THE HATE!!!
My Email:Demonlyt@aol.com
Are you laughing at me?: come now........stop with the silly questions Tori......i know what this is all about. You want me, Tori.
What are you doing right now?: *wiping the blood off of the butcher knife in my hand on my pants* uh...nothing!!! I SWEAR!!
Are you sure?: why don't you believe me!? you didn't SEE anything....did you? DID YOU?? WHAT DO YOU KNOW???
Would you like to change that?: answer me damnit!!!! WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME!?!?
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: yah...but when people ask me i lie and say "no" so that no one thinks i'm wierd.
Do you like my web pages?: STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!!! I am NOT a piece of meat!!

Comments:
oh....well...i don't really have anything to say....im kinda shy......don't say much, y'know? I'd rather remain silent and be thought stupid.....then open my mouth and remove all doubt. =) Love ya, chick! Cute page.

Slappy (a.k.a Amber) or am i supposed to do that the other way around? *shrug* - 10/26/98 03:00:47
My URL:URL....hmmm? Url??

Comments:


10/09/98 07:55:26
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


Liz - 09/15/98 03:38:57
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Stargate/3197
My Email:lizybeth@hotmail.com
Are you laughing at me?: um, sure! Why not
What are you doing right now?: signing your guest book
Are you sure?: um, yup!
Would you like to change that?: nope
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: nope
Do you like my web pages?: yes,

Comments:
I really like your web site, you have alot of cool pages and other stuff, too!

Chickboy - 09/04/98 23:32:33
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/cabaret/4761
My Email:punkster420@oocities.com
Are you laughing at me?: Yes
What are you doing right now?: Wouldn't you like to know
Are you sure?: No, not completely
Would you like to change that?: Fuck off
What question would you like to be added or deleted from this guestbook?: Would you like to guess? Are you sure?
Do you like my web pages?: Snorrrrrrrrrre... huh?!? Oh, yeah, it's great...

Comments:
Wow, what fun and excitment and misspelled words and so on. I signed your damn guestbook. There, art thou happy? (Jesus christ, I just quoted Shakespeare!) Anywho, wonderful site, keep up the good work, and stay a bombshell.


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