Victims of TISM Support Group

Bishop = Handjob (1)

March the 17th I gotta wear green (2)
June the 10th I gotta love the Queen (3)
Buck's night gotta be one of the blokes (4)
April the 1st I gotta play practical jokes (5)

On Christmas Day I gotta be nice to all others
February 14th I gotta have a secret lover (6)
On New Year's Eve I gotta rage
On my 30th birthday gotta lie about my age

Not a shining wit
I'm a whining shit

September the 1st I gotta love my father (7)
May the 12th I gotta love my mother (8)
First Tuesday in November I gotta go to the track (9)
Last Saturday in September I gotta throw up (10)

At the moment of conception gotta follow the norm
Gonna be like everyone else from the day that I was born
Gonna live my life by the calendar on the fridge
Gonna die the day that I pay off my mortgage

Life's a piece of shit
Open your vein and split

Not a shining wit
I'm a whining shit

Annotations

1. Bishop = Handjob is an allusion to the title of a Church album, Priest = Aura, and a reference to the Anglican Bishop who was caught (in Goulburn, NSW?) soliciting in a toilet block.
2. March 17 is St. Patrick's Day
3. The Queen's Birthday public holiday is held on this day in Victoria.
4. TISM also refer to buck's night in Dumb 'n' Base.
5. April 1st is April Fools Day.
6. February 14 is Valentine's Day.
7. The first Sunday in September is Fathers' Day.
8. The second Sunday in May is Mothers' Day.
9. The Melbourne Cup (Australia's premier horse race) is held on the first Tuesday in November.
10. The last Saturday in September is Grand Final Day in the Australian Football League.