Pirates of the Underground -- Dedicated to Underground Metal

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Doing otherwise will almost certainly expose the severely limited design skills of the authors.


Welcome to the endlessly fascinating world of Chris and Vicky Kells.
This grand affair is still rather disorganized, so please be patient.


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This site is proud to offer the following blatant endorsements of England's finest exports.

Newcastle is the best beer ever. Drink up!

It's the beer that Venom used to drink.
Do you need any other reason?

The TRUE Maiden is still dead....

The reunion is a truly wretched idea,
but from `80 to `88, they were the best.
Powerslave rules!


Pirates of the Underground
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