Top ten reasons why WEEN rule:

#10: WEEN are real people; all other bands are just robots trying to fool us all! (eg. "Electric Light Orchestra")

#9: WEEN's got rythm, WEEN's got music, who could ask for anything more?

#8: I could tell that the Viva Variety dancer chicks really wanted it from Gener.

#7: WEEN named themselves so they would be shelved next to Weezer: a real top seller.

#6: They're from New Hope and they're NOT fags.

#5: They still make Cribber feel special sometimes.

#4: They made The Boredoms sound good.

#3: They've still got time to do gay-assed cable acess shows such as "Nothing, Really".

#2: Sometimes Gener runs into the crowd and lets you yell "Dr. Rock!!".

And the #1 reason why WEEN rules:

They play with their poop in the bathtub, too!
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