_ DR. ROBOTO MEDICAL KIT CATALOGUE

FIRST AID KITS:

KIT #1: The Dr. Roboto Precision Medical Kit T-47. INCLUDES: Large cutting implement, tensors, bandages, 4 rocks and a bottle of schnapps.

KIT #2: The Masochist Medical Kit. INCLUDES: 1 large knife and no crack.

KIT #3: The No Pain Gauranteed Medical Kit. INCLUDES: 1 large knife and alot of crack.

KIT #4: Dr. Roboto's, "Doctor in a Case", Kit. INCLUDES: A miniaturized surgeon ready, willing and able to help.

KIT #5: Dr. Roboto's, "Better Than a Doctor in a Case", Kit. INCLUDES: An educated monkey in doctor's garb who is also ready, willing and slightly able to help.



RECREATIONAL MEDICAL KITS:

KIT #1: "I Can't Believe it's not a Bag Full of Crack", kit INCLUDES: Believe it,,, it's a bag full of crack.

KIT #2: Dr. Roboto's, "Better Than A Dull Stick in The Eye" Kit. INCLUDES: A sharpened stick.

KIT #3: Dr. Roboto's Fantastic Time Travelling Formula. INCLUDES: Javex and time travelling pilot goggles (to protect eyes from time travelling particles).

KIT #4: "Beauty in an unlabeled jar", kit. . INCLUDES: Hydro chloric acid.