WELCOME TO...
The most important part of any persons body is their central processing unit; or their
brain
for short. The Brain is quite important to a persons well being. Therefore when a severe
"boo boo" is afflicted on your brain swift and rational action should be taken.
IMMEDIATELY.
The informational guide,
Dr. Roboto: A Quick First Aid guide to Brain Surgery
has been praised by many as "the masochist's dream". As you go through the steps with
us you will see that if the brain is the problem, Dr. Roboto is the answer.
Dr. Roboto; our saviour
And Now.....
DR. ROBOTO: A QUICK FIRST AID GUIDE TO BRAIN SURGERY
Wellccomeee;o to my guuide to[ brain surdery. My self Bran surdeyr has helped me in
maany cituaatioonns. Once I haaaaad thiz big pieeece of cinder block, and I thrreew it at
thiiisss guy. He fell, bloumb ath pow. And we wwent forr beers...
Brain surdery is fun!
Now, for the prospective brain surgeon, you need to keep savety in mind! Yovr savety! In
figure 1
, you see the tools needed.
Figure 1
Next you need know where brain is located. Look in
Figure 2.
Figure 2
Take big sharp thingy, slice open head needing surgery. Inside of head looks like this (see
Figure 3
).
Figure 3
This concludes the first portion of DR ROBOTO: A QUICK FIRST AID GUIDE TO BRAIN
SURGERY. For Dr. Roboto medical kits click
here
.