WANTED: THE GADVALE TRIO!!!!!






The small town of Gadvale Ontario will forever be blemmished with the unspeakable acts of these three dasterdly villains.
FLASH BACK to the day of August 1/98. "The Gadvale Trio" (as they have been dubbed) have allready been living a rich life of sex, drugs, rock n roll, rape and the odd cow tipping. Old Galf the weasel tamer did not deserve what these three did to him on that fateful day. His poor defenseless prized weasel "Queen Hazel" was also not a deserving target for their needless angst. Now Queen Hazel will forever be frightened of hoe down music.
With dispicable acts that will make your blood run cold and your bile rise into your mouth, these three continue on with their dubious deeds. Punching out squigee kids, stealing cars and laughing at fat people just to name a few of the many horrible acts these three delight in doing.
These three are the reasons why I bought my gun.
These three are the reasons why I lock my doors at night.
These three are the reasons for anything bad in this world.
These three are the reasons why I'm so ugly.

BRIEF BIO:
1) Soft Hand Sam: (far left)
Known to have a healthy appetite for food and havoc. His playboyish good looks will soften the hardest of hearts; that is until their backs are turned, then POW!
2) The Wooden Spoon (center):
His frightening name was given for his deadly accuracy with this dangerous utensil (mainly involves an incident in the jail cook house). Also known for his deadly fascination of the unscrupulous vilain of Days of Our Lives; Stephano. This adds to his deadly and deceitful nature.
3) Carnage Packaderm #4: (far right)
The name should say it all. This little porker delights in the catastrophies and downfalls of our modern society. Once finding these faults he skillfully exploits them and this thus leads to an orgy of the blood, and carnage. If spotted do not turn to run, it is allready too late for you.