(below) The lovable mascot MUTATO THE POTATO pictured with WONDER FLAKES

As the morning begins and the sun hits your eyes, you realize that it's another horrible weekday at work/school. It doesn't have to be like this though!!! Brighten up your mornings with the WONDROUS taste sensation of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES!! Let the irresistible taste of 1,5-Diphenylpentone tickle and rejuvenate your dying taste buds.
NOTE: The wonderful taste of 1,5-Diphenylpentone may cause some blindness, internal bleeding, an uncontrollable urge to scream profanaties, uncontrollable dancing motions caused by lack of muscle control and hallucinations of large pink elephants.
WARNING: SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES should not be taken internally. If taken internally see a physician immediately!

SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES also boasts that it tantalizes and stimulates your head's 3 PLEASURE ZONES(Figure 1).
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But don't listen to us! Listen to the believable and true testimonies of our customers.
"The wonderful taste of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES has reunited me with my estranged granddaughter.: The Great Magusto of Amsterdam

"Thanks to WONDER FLAKES I'm no longer ugly!".: Young Fester and Earl the weasel of Canada

"IT MAKES MY ENGINE GO!!!!!".: A certain tank engine

"It gives me the energy I need for fighting crime!": Magical Pete of Manhatan


Now that you have heard the praises of our numerous customers, ask yourself this question; "Are my mornings bland and boring?". If they are, then rush right now to the super market and swipe yourself a delicious box of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES

Now the delicious taste of simulated haggis can be found in every box of SUPER DUPER WONDER FLAKES.