Gramma isn't saying too much yet because she's really upset that I am spending more time on my trading than I am cleaning my car or practicing my hand-jiving. That's OK, 'cause she still has a few things to say. Gramma's friend Mary stops by sometimes, too.

 

Before I go on a rampage, I'd like to thank Mr. Matthew J. Thies for taping Wilco and Jeff Tweedy. Those guys know how to kick out the jams!

Hey you dumb bitch! Don't forget to thank Mr. Marcus G. Brown for all of his shit, too. He is a large contributor to this collection. Why, without him we would have bands like "Haven" and "Happy Birthday Bitch". That Marc is one smooth G.

You damn kids are always listening to that "Funk" and playing those fancy-ass instruments. In my days we played instruments like the washboard and the empty-jug. Get a life, punks!

 

If it wasn't for this damn world-wide web corrupting all of these damn kids, we would have more things like bakers and blacksmiths. Now you kids have fancy work names like "computer programmer" and "technical support agent". I think you're all a bunch of sissies!

 

Daaaaaahhhhhhh, you gots it right Gramma. All of these kids are scrwed up now. They have to worry about disease and famine. You remember, Gramma, when we were you we had Polio and Rabies and Chicken Pox and Scarlet Fever all at the same time, and we turned out just fine. And famine, why we went four months without any water or sugar and look at us now.

 

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