Subject : Re: a letter feom florence Date : Mon, 20 Sep 1999 12:00:21 PDT hiya Lisa well it's Monday night 7pm. yawn tired !! need to get my eyes tested cos it's getting a bit strainy when looking at the screen ! Did you get my other email in reply to your being mugged i have a feeling i somehow deleted accidently...but i wanted you to know that thanks, I know you're a good mate to me and in fact to everyone and I know I can count on you. I didn't get the email but this emails says enough ;-) need to home 04 3800026 work 04 4606161 mobile 0212120503.....I was aha, expect a strange call one day at home !!! hah hah hah !!!! letting it upset you....i dont want this to sound cold or heartless >but it probably will...bad things happen and they will all dear Lisa thanks for saying this. unfortunately the incident had no effect on me - because as you recall I was always an optimistic person who puts setbacks behind and nothing seems to phase me ;-) or mayeb I'm just thcikskinned. we were walking down a busyish street, a popular road connecting a popular market and the art gallery. about 20m in front of us were some people and to the left as well. as we walk down the streets I keep an eye out especially down doorways and alleyways. all of a sudden I felt someone put their arm across my neck and someone moved into view in front of me. i assumed that emma was in the same situation so managed to let out a squeal which alerted all around us. as the person in front moved into my view I realised what was happening. the sensation of aggresive physical touch is shocking at first. I realised what was happening, the arm was tight against my throat and couldn't say anything I reached my arms out in front to grab the guy in front and at the same time worrying about my passport in one of those safety belly bags or whatever - and then it all went black. [we guessed at this point the guy behind pulled me back hard and the guy in front pulled forwards the bag that was round my neck off which caused me to black out temporarily.] this is funny. cos all of a sudden I found myself somewhere..at home in bed ? back at the hostel in bed ? lying down somewhere........ then just like a tv dream the scene in front of me became wavey and into focus. my head is numb can't feel a thing, no sensation, things come into focus and i see a woman standing above me, i realise i am lying on the ground, no sensation though all seems warm, must be because the pavement was warm ! i then click to life and remember the last thought of what was happening. i look down at my body and can see my town pockets and the contents scattered on the ground. people are standing around me, i turn around and emma is standing up not crying not screaming I instintively move to put my arm around her, i am still in i guess a state of shock feeling numb but not in pain. looking through the tear in my shorts I can see blood but not a lot. emma looks at it and freaks and asks for help. there are about 10 people around us but only one can speak english. they try to comfort us. I see my one torn pocket, the other is open but seems to be ok, i know the bag is gone so despair a bit as we know we won't get anything back. The blood is running down my leg a bit now, now deep it goes nobody knows. Everyone tries to comfort us. it makes an interesting scene two obvious tourists all dressed in white light clothing surrounded by locals in their dark brown attire. The people try to flag down a policeman on a bike, i can't recall if two of them go by or not because what happens is after 1-2 minutes he eventually comes and radios for am ambulance, some relief at last. anyway to cut a long story short. on the way here the policeman found the bag on the roadside, everything was still in it which would indicate they didn't opne it else they would've got emma's wallet and camera and other things such as rhe postcards we were writing to everyone ! if they saw these they would've pocketed them. i talked as best I could to some sweaty people next to me, they were sweaty and out of breath as they had seen us in trouble and come running. onelady said the guys got out of a car and got into one and sped off. this was shown to be untrue later on. my camera got pinched, it was shit anyway and the film in it had 19 shots which were that important, I hope ! my left torn pocket had some stuff in it and it all looks intact. anyway they put a bandage on me, getting a scalpal to peel back the scan and put iodine on it. it is a pretty clean cut. i check my pockets in the ambulance and find the bullfight ticket for tonight ! yay ! all the paramedics pass them around looking on in admiration ! a girl there luckiylspeaks english so she takes us to the hospital and the police stayion which takes abotu 2 1/2 hours. at the hospital desk I check my right pocket fully and find that all my money is still in there ! yay ! whoops out of time, 8pm time to go home now. wow what a long tieto write this email ! more tomorrow. xxxda rryl Subject : Welcome to Music week !! 11 dec - 20 dec 1998 Date : Tue, 21 Sep 1999 07:39:05 PDT Hi all this is an email I started long time ago, finally finished it now - only 10 more to go which will cover the past few months... This was the first music week I had, i.e. a week filled with fun and frivolity and lots of music. xxx darryl ;-) Let's start this email with the lyrics of a Marc Almond song which reminds me of London and vice versa, as I walk around in the twilight hours people pass me by and I ignore most of them, but some remind me of this song, lost people on the streets, me included perhaps, maybe it's my reflection in an Oxford Street window that catches my eye. Walking through the darker streets, the smell of piss enamates from the beggars and homeless warming the door and pavement sheltered under cardboard and eating dinner from a rubbish bin. Waifs and Strays by Marc Almond And so they say they're leaving While you sleep away the day You go out every evening Collecting waifs and strays They follow their illusions They don't know what to do They need a clear direction That's why they turn to you You're pleading Please don't leave me Don't go from me so soon I need to be found For I'm a stray too Don't go Just wait until tomorrow On the streets of Paris On the streets of Rome They find a home In shadow or in coffee bars Down the winding alleys Through the brightly lit arcades No matter where they are In and out of life they wander Little waifs and strays They stay until you fall in love That's when they slip away In the dark you'll see Those sad brown eyes come shining through Your heart will melt You felt the way they looked at you Don't go Just wait until tomorrow You find you need someone To love your days away Just when your heart is crying out Please stay Don't go away Just wait until tomorrow Yes it's true I'm a stray too! ________________________________________________ Well thanks to all of you who read that last big email I sent. I seem to be quite fussy now about what I write and like to work a bit more on it. With that last email I actually left out one detail and that was that the female bartender at the Ronnie Spector concert was the thin gothic girl I was next to in the Depeche Mode concert !! I'd recognise those fine emancipated features anywhere. Well the week after the concert flew by - even though I was desperately in need of some rest and recuperation ! Friday night is Peter's last night here so we all head off to the Walkabout Tavern again. Initially it is Peter, Me, Mark, Emma, Mark, Maryanne and Adrian. Already there with their own agenda are Liz, Kate, Sharee, Donna. http://www.walkaboutinns.co.uk/ Peter is heading back to Sydney. All us guys don hawaiian tshirts and head down, unfortunately we do not get the attention we deserve! The regular cover band runs through the normal boring set of pub party songs and I remember why I don't come here often. Though they do a good version of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough". SATURDAY I catch up with Malcolm and Sarah from Hamilton and Tauranga and we all go to Portobello Road Market. http://www.nottinghilltv.co.uk/ Malc and Sarah have been to everywhere else in London except here so through light drizzling rain we wander amongst the more alternative marketgoers in London. They have an aussie friend they met on a European Contiki tour and she is working in The Rat and Parrot Pub in Putney (Bridge). So we head out there and grab a feed at McDonalds. They want to go off drinking so I leave them a head off to town by a whim. At the station I spot a guy with the same Front 242 tshirt I have [front : no sex until marriage, back : you deserve to go to hell] and ask him about their recent concert which I missed - the tour tshirts were black and the back looked as though your spine was exposed ! darn I wish I had one ! I've not been on a train before so grab the one to Waterloo station. A new section of it was opened a few days ago and australia's Bjorn Again were there to open it !-) I'm tired and in town at 9pm...what to do ? Well walk around as per usual ! A reprint of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" catches my eye so I guess why not ? So at 11pm I bought my ticket and went in, it was a great jokey atmosphere in there, I've not seen a horror for a while. Well it was good to see it especially that seventies style of horror and like the reviews say : there is actually no gore in it ! Most people are basically bopped on the head and they're dead ! Afterwards I hit Leicester Square and catch up with Hema and head back home. Malcolm and Sarah are supposed to be calling round at 10am. SUNDAY 12 midday and I'm still waiting.....While waiting for them to come to my place Elizabeth a friend from Auckland calls up as Kym is at work/training so she comes along with us to my favourite markets. We take the good old central line east to Liverpool Street station and descend into Petticoat Market, Bricklane and Spitalfields. Despite my worry that we'd run out of time we manage to get about and I can show everyone around. I pick up some cheap chips : 20 small packets of chips for 1 UKP a bargain ! ...Unfortunately I find out later that beef, prawn, worchestershire sauce flavoured chips aren't too palatable.......We also pick up 5 snickers bars for a pound as well. Back to Liverpool street it is pretty much pitch dark at 5pm and I show them the outdoor ice rink at the Broadgate centre. I feel like eating chinese so we head into town to Wong Kei Restaurant and me being boring I order thick chinese noodles with pork and prawn again ! YUM ! Our dinner guests who are sharing the table are a middle-aged french couple. We spy a dish they are having and order it, when my dish comes then enquire what type of 'pasta' I am eating ! Get back home at 9pm and Mark, Fred and Andrew are heading to the Walkabout Tavern for some more final drinks as Fred is heading off to Canada for a year or soon. Mark is from Wooga Wooga, Fred is from Sydney, Andrew from Perth is my beloved roommate, Dave Tetley from Hamilton is along for the ride. I drag Adrian and Arnold a peroxide chinese canadian architect whom I hung around with back in August is back for a few days before heading back to Canada. I have still to write up that particular period - oops ;-) So we head there, oh yes Jeremy is with us as well. He is a bouncer at the pub but it is his night off, it is comforting to be in such company. Even though I've only been to the Walkabout for only about 10 times for the past 7 months they seem to recognise me, probably cos there ain't many chinese that go there. Which as I may have mentioned before seems to be the case whenever I go to a pub or to a concert. Also along is Beatrice from Tasmania who is Adrian and Arnold's roommate. The band tonight is naturally a cover band more on the rock edge of things, they first launched into a blistering cover version of The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary" !! Anyway we drink 2 for 1 (2.50 UKP) Steinlager and I am reminded of my last days with my workmates in NZ when Steinlager and Heineken used to be our drink of choice - apart from someone who had a hankering for scotch and coke ! I get home to bed at 12 after stopping off at Pasha's which is a good value kebab place just down from us. [I am writing this section on Wednesday 23rd December, today Rev. Donald Soper died. Check out http://www.speakerscorner.net/ for more info on him. I had the immense pleasure to hear him debate from his wheelchair with a little group of 10 people at Speaker's Corner some months ago] MONDAY 5 minutes late for work. Get home at 9pm. There is a Depeche Mode cover band playing at the club tonight called DEPECHE MADE. Allan wanted to come but I can't reach him by phone so only Andy and Fred are game to come down, luckily they are open minded about music so it's cool. During the night they regale me with tales of seeing Dead Or Alive in the company of some icelandic girls on Saturday night at the G.A.Y. niteclub who have a special guests every weekend - man I was annoyed at missing them, especially as I normally pass that club on my way home but that night I took another route ! Get to town at 11pm and go into the club, it is the most packed I have ever seen it, at the night's end I would've counted a (un)healthy mix of goths, punks, new romantics, gays (one bald one looked like Vince Clarke who as we know ain't gay) and two beautiful tall men dressed as women who dominate the dancefloor and slink across the walls staring at you. Fred is a bouncer so he strikes up a typical bouncer camaraderie with the bouncer here. We sit near the bar and one of the regular girls rushes in slightly rattled or inebriated followed by the bouncer who is wanting to kick her out as she told him to 'fuck off' for some reason or other. The management comes in and there is some discussion, her friend is comforting her a few metres in front of me, she releases her grip and the girl faints and makes what I would call a hollow thud as her head lands 2 metres in front of me, like a drama in slow motion I wait for her friend to turn around and pick her up. The band which comprises of a tall guy with glasses, a chinese guy and a long haired hippie type came on and did tinky-bomp versions of World In My Eyes, Never Let Me Down Again plus others, though they seemed to mainly do their own tunes. The last song is Enjoy The Silence which judging my the crowd's reaction here at the club it seems to be THE Mode song people like in a singalong sort of way. They played for about one hour. After the band the dj comes on with Erasure's "Love To Hate You" which fills the dancefloor and various other greats !! We danced till 2am then got the night bus home. TUESDAY Get to work 2 minutes early. Tonight is Fred's last night here so we all planned to go to town. I get home at 8:30pm and they are off to dinner, so I eat at home and join them at the Walkabout later which is good as I am too tired to go to town. I head there with everyone else and we drink. The as usual covers band plays normal pub party fare with a tilt towards 80s hits - so glad they don't do any Doors songs ! Get back home at 11:30pm. We all sit and talk for the next two hours with other vagrants who arrive home in the same state as us. I desperately need some sleep so call it a night. At 6am Fred and Andrew come back to bed. At 7am Dave sticks his head through the door and wakes up Fred who was supposed to get up earlier to catch his flight. A lot of noise and shuffling about as Fred heads out the door. Don't think I'll see him again. Before he goes we wake up Andrew to say goodbye and I take a photo to immortalise the moment though I don't think Andrew appreciated a camera flash within seconds of waking up. http://www.marcalmond.co.uk WEDNESDAY 5 minutes late for work. Tonight is the night, finances are a bit low so I have decided to buy a cheap seat to Marc Almond tonight so I can go to another concert later in the week. The show starts at 8pm and I arrive at the Albery Theatre in Covent Garden at 7:30pm. I approach the box office and acting like a theatre newbie inquire about the cheap restricted view seats - the pierced italian lady says I can pay for the cheapie ticket which is 7.50 UKP (top prices are 27.50 UKP) but as there are seats available way up front she'll give me one of those. I trundle in and am surprised that she has given me the far left seat third row from the front ! YAY !!! After a while an american guy called Chakdi (sp?) comes and sits next to me as he managed to secure a cheap ticket as well and we talk about our good luck. He's a web designer for AOL but is touting for work over here, and tells me he is here cos he was just passing by and recognised the name. He tells me a tale when he met a gothic girl last week who took him to a club out Islington way. Whilst in conversation two girls in feather boas come by trailing pink feathers. The lights dim and Marc steps out in all black as usual and with a black peak hat covering his eyes. He runs through an acapella rendition of Fun City and I know I am in for a treat, the venue is suited for a more cabaret and theatrical type of show. The faithful love him and the applause is astounding ! The setlist : fun city, open all night, on the prowl,the user, untitled, black heart, when bad people kiss, But I'm Alive, sleepwalker, scarlet bedroom, I've never seen your face, a taste of champagne, black kiss, bedroom shrine. break a lover spurned, beautiful loser, stories of johnny,le diable ca va, my love, crime sublime, erotic shopping, tenderness is a weakness, tragedy, st judy, night and dark encore: seedy films The show went on for over 2 hours and I definitely got my money's worth ;-) Lots of inbetween patter, three sheets behind the stage shows pictures of Marc or fitted the theme of the song. One of my most favourite songs is Blackheart and I squealed with delight when he started playing the opening bars. As was Tenderness is a Weakness, I really like his earlier stuff. With this song he had some false starts, for example where the guitarist was about to come in he told him off for playing it wrong. All playful fun !! The latest single is Black Kiss and this incorporatd a host of extra musicians and singers who made an impact to the racuous song! Anyway I won't bore you with further details. I left the venue on a high and decided against not waiting near the stagedoor and keeping in the vein of the dark seedy songs I walked through Soho on the way home with 'Waifs And Strays' ringing in my head........ THURSDAY: Work was same as usual, getting a bit tired now, nevertheless I was looking forward to the concert tonight. Finished work and took Metropolitian line to Kings Cross and took Northern line northwards to Kentish Town. Walk out and join the other lovelies to The Forum !! Get there and join the line, a few ticket touts outside. I have tickets for upstairs only. They are checking for drugs and cameras so when I head to the door I hold up camera and flash my ticket. They say I can't take the camera in so I leave it in the cloakroom, when I come back I just need to walk through without showing my ticket so I manage to sneak downstairs ;-) The venue is popular for indie bands : The Residents, Public Enemy, Supergrass, same design as Shepherds Bush Empire but perhaps slightly wider. Soon Dorothy (Dot) Allison comes out in tight blue jeans and a cardigan, this was one of the reasons I came tonight as well. She was the lead singer of One Dove who made a lovely album and absolutely wonderful songs. Unfortunately the direction she is heading is more strummy guitar based. The bad acoustics and loudness to the point of distortion didn't help. Even a set of songs with a young string quartet couldn't salvage it, as it happens though she is getting critical praise ! Soon afterwards St Etienne came out with a lot of fanfare and light and noise. The band if you're not familiar do 60s-flavoured music but still with a modern dance edge, lovely vocals and organs etc. The band comes out one by one and the lead singer Sarah Cracknell comes out with a feather boa and a slinky shiny number which during the course of the night threatens many times to fall down ! The started off with my favourite song of theirs ! setlist : nothing can stop us now, the bad photographer, sylvie, you're in a bad way, people get real, who do you think you are, join our club, I was born on christmas day,hug my soul, he's on the phone. encore : hobart paving, avenue I was right up close about 2 metres from the centre of stage. what got me was that everyone was singing along and man was it packed, a lot of stylish looking people surrounding me in 60-70-80s clothing. FRIDAY : Tonight I was going to relax.......but then Ems and I decided to head downtown to watch a movie : RazorBlade Smile. Don't watch it ! It is an english vampire movie that borrows from John Woo in the fight scenes with two-handed gun fun and slomotion action, but you hardly see any blood ! It starts off promising enough with a gothic victorian setting but the lead actresses voice is so fakely sleazy it's obviously put on. As it happens when I saw Anthony recently and he actually knows the person who directed it so I told him how shit it was. Afterwards I decided to wait backstage at Marc's concert for that night and I got his autograph, gold pen on one of his flyers, turning the corner we see people have cornered a family and it turns out to be his Mum, sister and nephew (with polio hand) so I say why not - and get the strangest set of autographs I've had so far complete with written titles to indicate whose they are. Bleary eyed we head back home, another late Friday night !! SATURDAY : I think I worked again tonight, but that's not important cos it was the final night of Marc's concerts so I had to go cos he was bound to do something different. Emma and I get cheap tickets again but these are on the top second floor, still get a good view but it soon becomes apparent that Marc does not use a microphone, I know the words but even I have trouble making out what he says so it wasn't nice for new listeners. setlist : fun city, open all night, on the prowl,the user,untitled, black heart, when bad people kiss, But I'm Alive, sleepwalk, I've never seen your face, a taste of champagne, black kiss, bedroom shrine. break a lover spurned, beautiful loser, stories of johnny, le diable ca va, my love, crime sublime, tenderness is a weakness, tragedy, st judy, night and dark encore: seedy films, hand on my heart, say hello wave goodbye,jacky Yes - that's right, basically the same sort of setlist ! This time there were more encores. Say Hello Wave Goodbye was a lovely acoustic version which had all of us including me singing along as loud as we could. Looking down from my perch I could all the ground stalls on their feet. Incidentally on the box opposite I can see Siouxsie Sioux and Budgie. Funnily enough the supposedly incidental inbetween banter and improvised bits were exactly the same - and in a few months time it was to crop up again at the Royal Festival Hall show ! oh well......... Afterwards we go to the stagedoor and there are 30+ people outside ! doh ! eventually Marc comes out, did I mention how short he is ? shorter than me ! he comes out and makes his way out to the car parked on charing cross road, everyone runs after him - a drunk englishman wearing fake rubber breasts sees the commotion and waves his breasts in the window - he doesn't know who it is as it's darktinted. As the car departs everyone waves goodbye as though they are farewelling an old dear friend.... Sunday ...rolls around, tired, the last night of this music marathon now. Today we checked out Brick Lane markets and got some cheap food etc. The rest of the day I think we did a bit of shopping. Howard Jones was playing at 8pm so as dusk rolled by Emma went home I headed off to the gig. One ticket tout outside, Howard must be getting popular I chuckle to myself. Get in there and the same old crowd, catch up with Anthony and other familiar faces. This gig is the Christmas party gig so the Jazz cafe is suitably attired. First band is the first band signed to his label they are a male and female duo doing poppy techno music, very similar to Sunscreem/Opus 3. It is uplifting music and lyrics i keeping with Howard's image I believe. It goes down politely well. The concert was great as usual but something inside me stuck, maybe cos I was dead tired but also because I'd seen all this before so I made a pledge to save my money next time. He does basically the same setlist and the new arrangements on the old classics are totally brilliant. Setlist : you know I love you don't you, new song, love is a good thing, like to get to know you well, wedding song, sleep my angel, pearl in shell, i want to be your everything, dreaming on, you're the buddha, I.G.Y., everylasting love, tomorrow is now, life in one day, what is love, what a good year that was (Sinatra cover), hide and seek, no one is to blame, let the people have their say, things can only get better. After the gig I lead the way upstairs. Anthony and some others get Nick Beggs' autograph, he used to be the leader (not the singer though) of Kajagoogoo, and despite that particular period of musical history he is well respected in musical circles as a topnotch guitarist and bassist. I ask him about the track 'Big Bubbles No Troubles' as I still cannot remember which rap artist sampled it to make a big hit, he doesn't know either, he's just happy as long as it makes him money ;-) Afterwards we head out to the buses again, Anthony and I reminisce that this was how we first met. Music always seems to be the major factor as to how I make friends. MONDAY now when I look at my notes for this period I have 'heart attack' written down -- I have no idea what it means, I don't think I saw anyone die. Or if I did and forgot it, it was probably a little death... I leave you with the lyrics to my favorite Marc Almond song. Ruby Red (Almond) Well it seems you have a heart I saw it once so I know it's true You let it out on Sundays when You let it beat me black and blue When you went and stole my heart I saw it go so I know it's true It was a ruby, ruby, ruby red It was the most precious gift I could give to you It was as red as the sun in the evening sky It was as red as the fire in a panther's eye It was as red as the rose under the summer sun Like a fire from a killer's gun Chorus Ruby, ruby red Shine a light onto this boy's bed There's a street lamp glowing in my head Oh, Ruby, ruby, ruby red Well it seems you have a soul You let it go so I know it's true It was a ruby, ruby, ruby red It keeps me warm when I'm feeling sad and blue Well you went and stole my heart I saw it go so I know it's true I wrapped it up in a bouquet of barbed wire It was the wickedest gift I could give to you It was as red as the sun in the evening sky It was as red as the fire in a panther's eye It was as red as the rose under the summer sun Like a fire from a killer's gun Repeat chorus Oh just like Johnny Rio baby I need to be desired I give up looking for my past For the ones I left behind Ruby red, ruby red, hey, hey, hey Repeat chorus It was the most precious jewel I could give to you Colour me red when I'm feeling blue The colour of a kiss In a young girl's dream The mark of a guillotine A drop of blood from a single thorn Red wet sheets in the afternoon A red light leading to my tomb Ruby red all around my room Ruby, ruby red Oh shine a light onto this boy's bed Oh, ruby, ruby, ruby red Subject : what I've done since the "holiday " Mon 6th September -----> Fri 24th September Date : Fri, 24 Sep 1999 05:39:00 PDT Hi all ! here's a little update on what's happened since we got back from Holiday. Sunday 5th September 1999 After the plane got in delayed we ended up home at 1am and hit the sack at 3am. Got up at 7am for work, thought about calling in sick. Idesk has changed premises to another tubestop, I had an inkling of this but decided to go to the old premises anyway and ended up getting to work late ;-) Got there at 10am and awkwardly caught up with some workmates in the smoko room and then found myself in the middle of a meeting. The company we used to support, the contract is finishing so a few things were up in the air. So for Monday-Wednesday I just slacked around while everyone else was reorganising in a disorganised fashion (yeah yeah, pretty weak joke...) This suited me as I was having to adjust to early wakeups, not having siestas, cold, food... On Thursday we got tickets to see Paul Kelly at The Embassy Rooms. We had dinner at Wong Kei's then walked towards Tottenham Court road. He was playing one concert in London originally which got sold out, so he did one at Shepherds Bush Empire which is a capacity of several thousand so we wouldn't have been able to get good seats for it, so I managed to get tickets for his third concert. Stopped at Virgin Megastore to listen to Billy Braggs and Divine Comedy's latest albums and got to the venue at 7:45pm. Lots of australians outside queuing up with pints/handles in hand, we join them and pick up our tickets. Descend into the venue and WOW !! ABC performed here 4 weeks ago and I can guess why. It is beautiful ! It's like an old classic cocktail club, capacity of 600, intimate nooks and crannies, a velvet-lined boudoir with mirrors on the walls for the women, and 2 metre high porcelain urinals for the men ! The support band were Iron Monkey from Wellington New Zealand. Described as sort of like Crowded House so it was laidback guitar strummy pop stuff, good vocals and a good stage presence and inbetween song banter. Watching them from our comfortable position propped against the railing at the back on a sort of low terrace it reminded me of my university days and the bands that went with them, youthful amateur exuberance and all that. They played for 45 mins then after 15 mins Paul Kelly came on. There is an adage that any australasian artist or band that comes to England will always be sold out as homesick australasians will always attend regardless of whether they like the person or not ! This sometimes defeats the purpose of touring as no new people will get to hear him ! Australians are pretty guilty of this, New Zealanders not so much to an extent as it is people like Chris Knox and ex-members of the 3Ds that tour over here ;-) Anyway the concert started off with a few new tracks which made use of the keyboardist and effects. As you would expect he did all the better-known singalong songs such as 'Before Too Long', 'Careless' and 'Darlinghurst'. He did an encore of 3 songs then another set of 3 which ended in the "classic" 'To Her Door'. Also Christine Anu turned up to do one song as well ! The concert was fun and the crowd was getting into it, not too rowdy. Though the only downside was when Paul did an acoustic set and with so many people talking to each other you could hardly hear him which caused him to cut the song short. I wrote a letter to an australasian backpacker magazine which was slightly sarcastic though it hasn't been published yet - probably went over their heads ;-) Afterwards we got tickets for his acoustic gig at the 12 Bar Club which is a musicians bar with a capacity of 100-150. Just at the top of Charing Cross Road and it is a bar I've always wanted to explore as I've passed it many times as it is down a little alleyway. The concert is next Sunday and will be exciting as Paul only ever plays large venues so it will be pretty intimate, no matter how cliched that may sounds.... Friday 11th Been playing Yahoo Chess all day, haven't played it in a long time but everyone else here is doing it and it's all coming back to me now. Cloud Street which is an australian play starts at 6:30pm. I reach Hammersmith Station at 6:20pm and sprint for 5 mins across the roundabout through the mall, under the road, leaping over prostrate beggars with a purpose (this time) past the Hammersmith Apollo then 100 metres to the riverside to the Riverside Studios. Luckily there were still people hanging around outside. As it happened it had been held up so we had a drink and I wiped myself down as I was totally dripping in sweat and starting to stink. After waiting half an hour we go in and find out that our special 2 for 1 tickets place us 3 rows from the front so we get a great view. Unfortunately as the lights go down there is a crack and some lights blow. We wait some more minutes until the manager comes out to tell us that the show will have to be cancelled due to a power problem. Doh ! We ask and we are able to transfer the tickets for dates out of the 2 for 1 ticket deal period. Saturday Work today, nice and easy so I spent time mucking around and doing emails. Tonight we had dinner with Nina and her bro at Wong Kei's. We had to descend into the noisy depths, I didn't like it there but food was nice as usual ! Afterwards the 3 of us went to see the Austin Powers at the Virgin cinema. Tickets cost us 8.50 UKP each so about $26 NZ ! Oh well we had to do it sooner or later ! It felt good to be back in grimy London town. Sunday 12th Today was Brick Lane Festival, a lot of fun and not so packed as Bangladesh New Year. We desperately needed new toiletries and this is the place to get them, we got soap, shampoo and toothbrushes. We had dinner at Wong Kei's again then running a little late we rushed to London Studios on the Southbank. Tonight I had audience tickets for the Clive Anderson All Talk show. Here's the story, I decided to get tickets for the show about 2 months ago. I choose them as it would be the show we got back from Europe so it would be fun to get back into the swing of things again. Originally I asked for 4 tickets for me, Emma, Nina and Liz. I got a letter a few days before we left saying that the screening on Wednesday was to be put forward to Sunday because of a big american star. I phoned up and said no problem and asked for 2 more tickets. To cut a long story short, Liz needed 2 more tickets for her friends and Nina ended up getting a job at the studio ! Eventually Liz managed to get 2 tickets for herselves and one of mine and I took Dave and Cass a couple from Brisbane along from work. Emma took a workmate an irish girl called Lisa. Anyway me and Emma were rushing met Lisa at the arranged spot headed out to the studio andhundreds of people lining up outside. Luckily Liz is way up the queue so we 'join them'. She was panicking but it's all better as I hand over the spare ticket I had. As it happens I was annoyed as I had missed out Adam Sandler the week before but no matter. Eventually we start moving in and get seated. As it happens the studio is bigger than I imagined it so I reckon no one was left out because of us. As is usual there is a warmup guy who tells jokes and gets us in the mood, the Clive comes out and welcomes us. The filming of the show is fast, Clive does an intro and away they go. Other screenings I've been to always has some false starts ! Anyway Clive introduces the first guest and fluffs it up and says 'Kirk...something'. Oh great I groan, Kurt Douglas. Actually it turns out to be Kirk Douglas ! Such a short cute guy and many women in the audience thought so. As you know he had a stroke 3 years ago the same year Christopher Reeve fell off a horse - which made for one of the most emotional Oscars. He's recovered okay, his speech is still slurred and I was worried that we wouldn't be able to understand him and not react - being an audience member we have to be as vocals and noisy as possible. Luckily it was all okay, I think the interview went for about 30-40 minutes which would be cut down to 15-20 minutes. He had some great tales to tell and was in good humour. Near the end when reminiscing about being in London in the 60s he stood up and started singing "Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner" which we responded to very nicely. I would've loved to have stood up and said 'I am Spartacus' but we weren't able to as cameras were whizzing above our heads ! I wonder if that statement would've gone above people's heads also ? Funnily enough there is a Kubrick festival happening and a day earlier I mentioned to Emma we have to see Spartacus on the big screen. When that interview finished Clive moved on to the next fellow who was Robin Williams ! Massive shriek of joy in the studio. All I can say is that you have to watch it when or if it gets televised on TV in New Zealand. I was literally in tears most times. My image of him was watered down a bit due to his recent film roles. He used to be quite saucy and happily he let it show here. The interview was long as Robin would interrupt and go off on wild tangents so it felt like over 40 minutes. When we watched it on tv later on in the week it was cut down to 15 minutes. If you watch it my favourite jokes were the indian taxi driver and Stephen Hawkings, I was happy these were aired. Next guest was Caroline Aherne who is "Mrs Mertons" a spoof old granny interviewer. I didn't think she was that good but she was entertaining ! We got out at 9:30pm so in total it was about 3 hours inside but it didn't seem like it ! We were planning to have dinner with everyone but it was too late so we headed home and pigged out on KFC. Monday 13th Passed without incidence. Tuesday 14th Once again it was time for the show again. I left work with plenty of time but still ended up running. I did manage to get two tickets to this performance, it was actually the official opening night so free food, the media and some aussie stars. Anyway the show was 4 hours so the moment I got there we went in and sat down. We had two breaks, one at 90 minutes and the other at 11pm ! During the first break we had a big buffet of giant shrimps, fish and small crayfish, well not quite big cos those media types grab anything they can if it's free so it went pretty quickly, luckily me and Emma were quicker ! We spotted some familiar australian faces, though only known in the UK here, Jono Coleman a wellknown fat radio dj which was shorter than Emma who is shorter than me), and Mark Little (Joe Mangels from neighbours). The break went on a bit longer as in the final scene an actress walks onto stage when someone is leaving and knocks her over, unfortunately she was knocked over and cut her knee which she needed stitches for ! Shit why does this happen to us we yelped as thought of getting home late again ! Anyway the 40 minute break became 1 1/2 hours ! The show proceeded and they had the second break, at this point some people left. Looking over some people's shoulders I can see they furiously scribbling down a review, it didn't bode well for the cast but luckily the strength of the show brought it favourable reviews the next day. Eventually we got out at 12:45 missing the last tube and decided to walk 20 mins back home under light drizzle. Earlier optimistic thoughts of seeing the world-reknowned show again dissipating along with our warmth... Wednesday 15th - Laptop and Les Rhymes Digitales concert A week earlier when we saw Paul Kelly at the Embassy Rooms I saw the poster for this show, not so hot on Les Rhymes Digitales but as Laptop a slightly hard synthpop I like were doing support. Emma would flag it so I called up pommie mate Anthony to come along, he mentioned he saw the concert listing too and would want to got see Laptop. For his birthday I got him their cd (of which I picked up a whole batch cheaply, for any who want a copy). I also asked Andrew from the hostel to come. Had dinner with Ant at Wong Kei's, he's a regular there as well. While waiting for him Dawn French passed by me, I saw her from a distance, she is just like that fat aussie dj, shorter than me and very very wide. We did some shopping and as planned ended up getting to the venue at 7:45pm which had a long line outside ! Doh ! The show has been held up due to electrical difficulties ! aargghh ! Annoying cos I was getting really tired now. Andrew met us there and eventually we got in. Laptop started at 9pm, the band has 5 members, drummer, lead singer, 2 guitars, 2 keyboards, and 2 guys manning the video screens. The sound was great on some songs, some were strummy indie with a electronic bent. We all agreed the new single "So Happy You Failed" was awesome,lots of lovely elements. Last song was the better known single "Nothing To Declare". They played for 45 minutes then after 15 minutes the next band came on. Les Rhythmes Digitales the band comprises of one guy with orange hair, a girl that looks like a space cadet and a drummer that looks like Mr C of the Shamen, together they create a funky electronic mix with a nod to all genres such as early synthpop, early house music, funk and electro. It was mostly all off DAT but was entertaining as they danced all round the stage with silly grins on their faces ! They only played for an hour but that was enough as I was sweating buckets in my dinner jacket. Ant and Andy totally enjoyed it, though a bit disappointed as Nik Kershaw who sings on their latest single wasn't there, not possible really as it would have slowed down the momentum. Andrew and I decided to head back home totally beat ! thursday Slept in and relaxed today. friday ditto ! I think ! Saturday Went to work as usual, dead quiet ! Then had dinner in town and finally got to see "Shakespeare In Love" at the cheap Prince Charles Cinema. One of the better movies I've seen recently, some clever injokes and it had me totally focused. Sunday This week was something like National Building week so lots of old and heritage homes and buildings were open to the public. We planned our route so after Brick Lane we headed way out east to Romford which is supposedly the oldest royal village in England. We get off the train and wait by the bus station which would head us closer to the site. After 20 mins we actually check the timetable and find it it only comes every 2 hours on a Sunday ! Grrrr ! We walk around this white trash neighbourhood then head back into town. Still eager beaver we decide to head to Nunhead Cemetery in Lambeth/Southwark which is supposed to be a nice gothic place with 100 ivy-covered angels! From Liverpool Station it involved 4 tube/train stops. We go for it and After waiting at London Bridge station for 20 mins we round a corner and see that the two train lines are down just for today !! We're pissed off now so we head into town for dinner. We were thinking of having a pub Sunday roast dinner but at the end we go to a all you can eat italian buffet, the scene of roast chicken in the window was enough to tempt me. The meal was so-so and it was a learning experience to not to go to that place again. With full bellies we headed to the 12 Bar Club. walking it it is a musicians bar with a low ceiling, literally the size of our lounge back home ! The support band was the Mick Hart band minus bass and drums so it was just guitar and fiddle. It was angsty sort of music which normally would bore me but in this intimate setting it was very powerful. After a while Paul Kelly came on with Spencer Jones by his side doing slide guitar. What can I say ? Much better than a full band as we could hear all the lyrics to the old and new songs, I love slide guitar, and the crowd atmosphere were good, excepting the typical aussie drunks yelling out for songs. Way back in 1992 I swapped a NZ music cd for a alternative music compilation with someone in North Carolina. One cd had a singer called Kate Jacobs from Hoboken, New Jersey on it, a singer songwriter with a girl's voice and a slight country sound. Entranced I filed this name into memory and over the next few years I managed to get her first and second album in the cheapie bins in Real Groovy, the albums were officially released here so I think they were sent to the store as a promotional thing. 6 weeks ago before we went to Europe I found a burnt cdr promotional copy of her latest album due for release in September. It's these funny chains of events I think about every now and then as to how my musicals tastes have expanded to obscure artists all over the world. It was in this pokey little club listening to Paul Kelly that my mind started wandering and imagining if Kate was here in this club with her guitar. Paul's concert was about 2 hours and lifted our spirits after a disappointing day. As we walked out into the pouring rain I had a feelling to look at the forthcoming concerts and (you can guess what happened) I saw Kate's name on one ! I asked the guys at the door for more info and brought attention to the coincidence and we all had a good laugh. The next day I did some checking and she is doing 3 concerts here in early October. I emailed Kate as I have done so before and she remembers me (probably being her only fan in New Zealand ;-) So we will catch up. Funnily enough in that week there's a lot of musical stuff happening : - Donna Summer will be doing a live PA at that gay niteclub - Buzzcocks are playing - Netaid is on (though I don't think I'll go) - ...plus I think I have a show to go to ! At the end of October I've got Beth Orton to go to... dare I see Morrissey in November ? Well dear friends as you can see life here is still good and busy, possibly cluttered but I like it like that ! I'm writing this on Friday 24th September, tonight I'm meeting for dinner with Dave and Jo Karl from Hamilton. bon uppertits ! Subject : muh cousin with the fringe on top ! 12 June-19 June 1999 Date : Sat, 25 Sep 1999 03:56:27 PDT Celia arrived in England the Friday earlier and went to Manchester for the weekend. I got the call to meet her at the St George Hotel in Upper Regent Street on Monday ! The day at work was infuriating, lots of email to respond to but far too hot in the office to think and be productive at work and play. At the moment while I am writing this I am wearing just a shirt and shorts, who cares about formality ! After work on Monday I get off at Oxford Circus. Made one of those life-forming decisions and walked north up Regent Street. Sure enough at the very end (figuratively) just when I was about to doubt my inate sense of direction I came across the hotel at the very end (literally) of the road. Entered the tiny tiny foyer and entered the lift and up to Celia's room. Very plush surroundings; gave her a big hug, she tells me the bags got lost somewhere in transit, I made a beeline for the toilet ! We wait around for cousin Rodney he turns up before the bags and we click on the tv and see if we can get any adult channels. We get a photo to immortalise this. And YES it was one of 'those' hotels - only joking ;-) To the Wongs, thanks for the cookies ! Eventually the bags arrive, and we head downtown and eat at Wong Kei's to give Celia a taste of London in her week here. After dinner we walk around town and show her some sights, she'll probably do some of them by herself. Now Celia has plans with other friends so we plan to go see De La Guarda on Friday night. Nothing much happens except on Wednesday it is my day off so I spend it with Nina who has just arrived in the country. In the morning we check out changing of the Guard then walk through town and have lunch at one of those fancy lawyer pubs on Pall Mall. We get cheap tickets for Oklahoma at the Lyceum Theatre. We have dinner then meet Emma the Lyceum Tavern where friends of ours work. Each day there are 100 cheap 5-10 pound tickets if you present yourself to the box office so we managed to get some on row L on the far right. What can I say ? The musical was the best one I've ever seen, lots of well-known songs that I didn't know the titles but knew everything about them now. The cast was great with a lot of gymnastics and had Maureen Lipman and Hugh Jackman as the main male lead. Even now months later I still surprise myself when I burst into song on the tube with "Oh What A Beautiful Morning", ramble a bit on "The Surrey with the Fringe on Top" from time to time and occasionally when Emma and I are walking along the road we link arms and break into "The Cowboy and the Farmer Should be Friends" complete with dance steps !! The whole audience really enjoyed the show and was very vocal, much more than normal musicals. The show was 2 1/2 hours so we got our money's worth and left the theatre around 11pm. I know all my family would love it and I imagined my Dad sitting beside me whooping and hollering like everyone else !! Next week the show finished. At this time we were saving for our Europe trip so we didn't go again to much regret, wailing and gnashing of teeth. It was recorded on film though and has been shown on UK cable television. Thursday we had a night in. Friday http://www.delaguarda.com/ I got tickets to De La Guarda for me, Emma, Celia and Rodney. We got there not quite knowing what to expect. We went to the Roundhouse where I last saw STOMP in January. We entered the venue, all black curtaining with a low ceiling. No discernable 'stage'. The sounds of the rainforest enamate throughout. Above us the ceiling is actually white and we see it is newsprint. We see shadows moving and rushing quickly above us silhouetted on the newsprint. Nursery sounds play now and we see shadows of children playing with small toys above us, then water is splashed down like spittle some of which falls onto us as we are on the side of the 'stage'. After several splashes the music stops and UV light comes on and above us is a myriad of dotted colours like stars. The music starts building again and balloons land on the ceiling above us. Then the music builds to a techno crescendo and various people tear people sized holes through the paper and balloons and little plastic toys come through and land on us. A while later a couple of metres in front of us an upsidedown guy tears through the ceiling and picks up a member of the audience screaming. He lifts her up through the paper...and we realise she's part of the performance. After a few minutes the other members of the troupe swing down and tear the ceiling and light water and all the balloons fall down onto us ! With the 'ceiling' gone they pull away the plastic walls around us and we can finally see the whole size of the venue. It is a rectanglish room with a balcony and rails going around the side from which the performers on wires and swing from and grab hold of. The rest of the show was more theatrics and avant garde screaming etc and was ok but didn't live up to the beginning. At some point they do lift up people if they want to and try to get everyone dancing ! Check out the website of some cool photos of the described scenes ! After the hour long show we walked round Camden looking for a place to eat, we settled on Nando's which is a south african chicken restaurant chain that specialises in Portuguese spicey (Peri peri) chicken. Between the four of us we got 2 large salads 2 chickens and a mountain of chips, luckily we manage to finish it all off ! After a hearty relaxing meal we wiped the chicken drool off our lips and faces and headed home. Gave the cousins a hug and hoped Celia would be back soon... Subject : Geri Halliwell @ Astoria 5th June 1999 Date : Sat, 25 Sep 1999 08:44:23 PDT It was on a Thursday that Emma's workmate at Elizabeth Arden slyly asked her "are you excited about today?" Okay, cutting to the chase, (as this little question-response went on for a while) it eventuated Simone is a big Spice Girls fan and was excitedly awaiting her flatmate to come to work after purchasing Geri's first single "Look At Me" for her as she couldn't wait !! A few days later I caught a flyer for Geri's first public performance at the gay night at the Astoria nightclub. I gathered as many cheap entry flyers as I could and rounded up the posse. On the night we numbered me, Emma, Andrew (cos he likes the Astoria) and Simone who was probably most excited about this. I was looking forward to it as it would be literally a 'first'. The venue normally opens at 11pm so we got there at 10:30pm and there was a long line already with a lot of heterosexual couples who obviously have come to see Geri as well. In fact some of them have spare flyers so every now and then they pass down the line for those who wish to save a few pounds on entry. After a short wait we get in and as it is the club's birthday bash as we ascend the stairs the doorboys put on stringwith a fluorescent plastic whistle around our necks ! We get in and the floor is quiet so we stand and grab a drink. Then my favourite song of THAT moment comes on "Turn Around" by Phats and Small and I hit the floor twirling and leaping like a salmon ;-) Andrew joins me and after a while the girls do. We stay on the dancefloor and within 20 minutes we are completely surrounded by dancers. 10 minutes later I look onto the stage and it is a complete heaving mass of dancing guys and gurls. For the next 3 hours we stay on the dancefloor surrounded by primadonnas and divas when Geri is finally announced. The girls are short but the 100 or so people off the stage come down and we move back almost under the balconies for the first floor but we still get a good view. She sang well much better than I expected she came on and started singing wearing green trousers and a pink top, then 6 hunky male dancers came on and as the show went on she took off more clothes and so did the guys (tops only actually ;-) During the concert she thanks her parents and George and Kenny for coming and we look above and they are literally right above us looking over the balcony. Geri sung 6 songs in total including 'Look At Me' and various others songs destined to be singles. As is normal lots of giant balloons rained down to end (for us anyway) another good night ! We left the venue bleary-eyed at 3am, the streets are packed as usual, clubbers and pubbers heading home, deliverymen parked up onto the pavement, road cleaners removing the sex cards from the phoneboxes while the 'cardboys' go round blutaking them up again. For us it would be another hour long bus trip through the night to get home with daylight breaking.... Subject : Harrow On The Hill Date : Mon, 27 Sep 1999 18:57:09 +0100 Hi ALL ! well Friday night was good. We planned to meet up with Dave and Jo from Hamilton outside Prince Charles cinema as they knew where it was. We picked a nice time as there was a tv crew there because of the Sound Of Music subtitled version they are showing at the moment. It has the lyrics to the songs and the audience is required to singalong and have fun ! We had a long dinner at Wong Kei restaurant chatting about our respective european holidays which entailed stories of wives for camels, young boys, terrible toilets and food poisoning (as usual). Afterwards we went to the opening night of the new mega Borders bookstore and had a little read and listen to music. Round 9pm we headed back Leicester Square hankering for some dessert. We nixed on Haagan Das as it was to busy and went to an outdoor cafe place. Luckily we got a good table and even more fortuitously there is no outdoor service, which was good for me cos I hate being served by waiters etc who normally take an eternity. Afterwards we went home. On Saturday I had work and did a few more emails. Work is pretty cruisey now, get paid to do very little. On Sunday we consulted a book of London walks so today we decided to go to Harrow-on-the-Hill, I had been here before but only to the modern city centre. As we got off the train and headed away from the town up a hill it felt as though I was in a village. We went up the hill where we could see behind some woods the steeple of an old church. Up a road past the gloomy graveyard then at the lookout on which there was a map and in the far distance you can supposedly make out Windsor and other places out west. Behind up on the lookout are 'A few words by Lord Byron' regarding the view. He attended this church and his daughter Allegra is buried here, I couldn't find it but it most possibly was the one behind the 'words' with protective iron bars around it. As we walked we were sharing the path with a father, daughter and dog. We then entered the church, it was the afternoon now so no service was in action. It was a typical 1800s church undergoing renovations. We exit from the church grounds and head down Church Hill (?) Road past Harrow School....hhmmm...sounds familiar. As we carry on down the road it looks very nice, nice gardens and grounds and buildings. About now I realised that this was THAT Harrow School, this was further reinforced when scores of schoolboys in their sunday best some with top hats and canes passed us. Nice to finally see some genuine rich kids. Quite a large number of asians ! Plus lots of short boys in big suits and trousers. We head on through the grounds and the walk takes us onto the playing fields and halls of residence. The largest squirrel I've ever seen passes us by, must be well-fed by the boys. We pass some chestnut/oak (?) trees and I pick up some conkers off the ground and use there as if they were chinese medicine balls twirling in my hand for the duration of the walk. A call of nature...calls...and I decide to take a leak on the sportsfields, heh heh heh ! Imagine me pissing on the Harrow school field ! We then head off on a track through some woods and some muddy trails back to Northwick park passed the University of Middlesex and Hospital. We take the train from here back to Harrow and get a pub meal, no Sunday roast unfortunately so I have a gammon steak with egg etc. Pretty tired now as it is raining so we do a bit of shopping potter around until we get home about 6pm. We grab 'Divorcing Jack' on video and sneak into John and Linki's room to borrow the video. What a great movie ! That's it, not much else ! Miss Saigon finishes soon I believe so we have to see it ! Apart from that I'm hanging out for next payday. have a good week !