Rumors concerning the Chicken Heads.
1. I heard that "Wedgy" is really a girl.
2. I heard that "Joe" disbanded from the band to start a duet singing group with Barry Manalow.
3. Greasy chicken is the illigitamate love child of dr. seuss and mother goose
4.El pollo Diablo used to be a christian minister.
5. Sgt. Cyclops is the secret founder and chief of the "Trenchcoat mafia"
6. Carrot top has a secret fetish for watching reruns of "leave it to beaver"
7. Man without nostrils is an ex-cocain addict.
8. Chuck 'E' Cheese is secretly a sadamistic necropheliac, and is going through stages of denial.
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