Favorite punk rock band: oxymoron. :X
Comments:
hi.
THE VEX - 09/28/00 02:51:49
My URL:http://oocities.com/the_vex_sj
My Email:sonic77@aol.com
How often do you masturbate?: alot
Greatest punk rock record of all time: london calling
Favorite punk rock band: the clash
Comments:
THE VEX and the Oi Oi BARBEQUES go to http://www.oocities.org/the_vex_sj
kasper - 08/28/00 00:11:12
Comments:
Zebraheads new album ‘Playmate Of The Year’ went on sale last Tuesday (August 22)!!! Make sure you pick it up! For info, multimedia and more go to http://www.zebrahead.org!!!
jen - 08/25/00 22:18:09
My Email:easymac23@yahoo.com
Favorite porno movie: i like them all
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: check Johnny Defective's web page under pictures
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Dead Kennedys' "fresh fruit for rotting vegitables"
Favorite punk rock band: Misfits
Comments:
Johnny Defective molestes my lizard
Dian Bicarr - 08/18/00 21:02:10
My URL:http://www.little-bitch.com
Favorite porno movie: Titty Bar Commandos
How often do you masturbate?: Whenever I get called a little bitch.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Dude,that is so fucking weak.How am I gonna answer that?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Well, I do have a sweet ass,and-Hey,shut up!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Rock out with your cock out!
Favorite punk rock band: The Bozaks
Comments:
Your place is a shithole anyway!
Jon - 07/31/00 04:27:55
My URL:http://spishak.foor.net
My Email:jon@foor.net
Favorite porno movie: Rory takes it all the way home
How often do you masturbate?: never! even when I see pictures of Rory!
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory, Rory, Rory
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: sure
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Rory's solo tape... (ps: do you see a theme here... Rory?)
Favorite punk rock band: American Steel
Comments:
Saturday's show rocked! I am so glad I got to share a stage with the mighty B-Sides after a year of absence! You guys were great (with both lineups). Play more shows... please.
Tosh's Friend - 07/26/00 01:41:37
Comments:
You probaly don't remember me (JASON).I saw your site and had to tell you that Tosh said you suck without him!(maybe)
bobby "tatoo" james - 07/06/00 06:11:19
My Email:rejames80athotmail.com.
Favorite porno movie: fresh flesh
How often do you masturbate?: 27 times before lunch
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: toshio onaga
Greatest punk rock record of all time: b-sides LP
Favorite punk rock band: b-sides
Comments:
Go to my web site which is: "excite search for cum loving girls" it has hot girls getting fucked up the ass with a knife and guys squirting love juices on girls tits. It also has pictures of girls getting raped, killed, and then eaten. If you want more, t
is site also has girls getting raped in the ass by donkies and mules and then being forced to suck the shit off their dicks. If you are looking for the extreme, there are video clips of ten year old girls getting raped by their own father and brother with
a chainsaw... NOT!!! so long, now i'm going to go smoke a cigarette.
FUCK THE PUNKS - 06/28/00 02:27:30
My Email:ANARCHY876@AOL.COM
Favorite porno movie: JENNA JAMENSON FUCK FEST
How often do you masturbate?: I DUNNO
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: NON THERE SHIT HEADS
Greatest punk rock record of all time: PUNKS DEAD BUT BEST BAND IS CRASS
Favorite punk rock band: STATIONS OF THE CRASS
Comments:
FUCK YOU GUYS FUCK PUNKS PUNK IS JUST CRAP.
rimjob rosie! aka 'rose' - 06/26/00 07:23:30
My URL:http://www.dork.com/nympho
My Email:xpirategirlx@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: :O *virgin eyes*
How often do you masturbate?: sshhh
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: i have a boyfriend .
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: whoa!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: gg allin..
Favorite punk rock band: gg allin...
Comments:
hi. i was anti-social for a month.. i am back from social re-hab. woohoo. hi! GOD SOMEONE FUCK ME. bye!
- 06/12/00 04:31:39
Comments:
word ya'll! take care.....keep the muzik real or something, :-)

JULIUS MUTANT - 06/09/00 20:36:28
My URL:http://members.aol.com/Hothgang1/hybrid.html
Favorite porno movie: FOREST HUMP
How often do you masturbate?: 13 TIMES DAILY
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: N/A
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: N/A
Greatest punk rock record of all time: FEAR THE RECORD
Favorite punk rock band: LAGWAGON
Comments:

anonymous - 06/08/00 05:45:18
My URL:http://regisfilmanissatan
My Email:who wants to be a millionare sucks
Comments:
the other night i saw somthing on the television
that mad me sick to my stomache. it was brittany
spears bouncing around on a stage with a bunch of
over-paid dancers in front of thousands of paying
spectators and millions at home. this discusted
me. i just thought i'd share
Lars Ulrich - 05/29/00 05:09:17
My URL:http://I'm a greedy bastard.com
Favorite porno movie: Naughty Danish Tennis Players 12
How often do you masturbate?: Whenever I go on t.v. to bitch about Napster
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: All
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm a dickless dickhole sellout .
Greatest punk rock record of all time: I wouldn't know because I play stupid metal songs.
Favorite punk rock band: (see above comment)
Comments:
I don't care about my fans or the music they like,I only care about the money I can get from the guy who runs Napster.I suck.My band sucks.Hard.
Tony Beewak - 05/26/00 22:32:20
My URL:http://go.to/sexkittens
My Email:thesexkittens31@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: White House Interns == If you see this movie, you will puke everytime you see a rose.
How often do you masturbate?: uh....i don't...uh...why, do you masturbate?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ted Nugent
Greatest punk rock record of all time: RAMONES
Favorite punk rock band: RAMONES -No shit, Sherlock
Comments:
The B-Sides kick my ass. I'm not sure, but i might have seen Ryan at MOTORHEAD last night. Motorhead rules. I got beat up. You guys should play some more goddamn shows. I am Orgasmatron.
kara - 05/15/00 03:11:18
My Email:punk510grl@newdisorder.com
Favorite porno movie: ummm, the one i made with my friend KR
How often do you masturbate?: like...every 5 min or so
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rorryyyrryryryryry
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: im a ugly S.O.B....
Greatest punk rock record of all time: minor threat's out of step
Favorite punk rock band: lots...
Comments:
B-sides rock my world. i can't belive you guys didnt play at the show may 13!!!!!!! Ugh! it was OK, but still, i went to see you, but were you there? Of course not! Oh well thats ok...im sure ill see ya some other time, well love yo guys!
xoxo kara
i got a new screen name, ange138fkk
- 05/13/00 21:14:59
Comments:
got that right. Fat cock, Yum!
- 05/13/00 03:04:24
Comments:
you guys suck fat cock.
Loren Horrible - 05/04/00 05:28:31
My URL:http://www.jojido.com/
My Email:lorenhorrible@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: still BUTTMAN in budahpest(I think I mispelled budahpest)
How often do you masturbate?: if you really want to know count the rings arond my cock
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: the ketboardist
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: im an 18 year old skiny guy who is incredibly good looking
Greatest punk rock record of all time: uhh... I never get tired of listening to walk among us by the misfits
Favorite punk rock band: anti-flag is pretty kickin'
Comments:
hey I heard the B-sides might be brakeing up.is this true?
also if any one would like to go see my band(the new Earth Creeps)play with "blue flesh velvet" and plan 9 this friday may 5th at the driftwood at 1313 park street it would be ok with me
Spencer - 05/01/00 05:01:42
My URL:http://sbfpunk.tripod.com
My Email:AifInPogForm@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: I had this one called "women in black" and there was this guy painted in green who fucked two girls...and his paint rubbed off on them.
How often do you masturbate?: Recently not very much.....bout 9 times every hour?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I think i heard the name rory floating around....so rory?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Im a man baby....sorry...i truly am....if i was a woman though id sit at home and play with myself all day...and not sign guestbooks.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The one with the testicles
Favorite punk rock band: YOUR MOTHER! they rule.
Comments:
hi....im in a punk rock band too. we are titled SBF. Oh well...nice band. "Can you blow me where the pampers is?" hey you guys should get a show with us. later.
Erik Generic - 04/22/00 05:12:43
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/tv/bozaks
Favorite porno movie: The one with no plot to it.
How often do you masturbate?: I don't know,it's not like I keep a journal...anymore.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Okay,look...we all know it's Tym.None of us had the balls to admit it,but it's true.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: uh...no.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: RAMONES
Favorite punk rock band: BerZerk
Comments:
Lemmy Is God.
- 04/17/00 00:29:20
My Email:Defecto77@hotmail.com
Comments:
Ooopz! I fucked up. DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO "Defecto77@aol.com". I ment to say hotmail!
TOSH - 04/11/00 10:38:06
My Email:buttbutt1
Favorite porno movie: Deep Impact
How often do you masturbate?: whenever I look in the mirror
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: my asshole
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I don't like this question. It is stupid. erase it!!!
Comments:
READ THE SCRIPT BELOW
Toshio Onaga - 04/11/00 10:13:47
My URL:http://penis
My Email:Buttbutt1
Favorite porno movie: that one with rory's mom in it
How often do you masturbate?: whenever I see your mom
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: my penis
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: my name is ryan and I am stupid
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Hmmm. Rocket to Russia, London Calling, and Out "Cum" the Wolves.............On your mother.
Favorite punk rock band: B-Sides. Before I left the band. Now it's The Red Rockets and Rancid.
Comments:
I don't have anything to say so I'm going to write
a short script. Here we go.
EXT. PRACTICE SPACE-DAY.
The B-sides are just done practicing.
RORY: Hey Ryan how come were in a popular band but we never get any chicks?
RYAN: Well. I get chicks. The girls never come to
you because they know you are gay.
RORY: Hey cock-face! i'm not gay!
RYAN: Oh yea? then prove it!
RORY: What do you want me to do?
RYAN: Go get the "Red Rocket"
RORY: Red rocket? what's that?
RYAN: Tell him Tosh.
TOSH: The "Red Rocket" is the long, hard portion of a dog's penis which becomes erect when he is
sexually aroused. It is also the name of a pop-punk band which I am starting with Ryan and Eric.
.....Short demo out soon.
RYAN: NOW GO GET THE RED ROCKET!!!
RORY: No way! that's discusting!!!
THE END.
bo-duke - 04/09/00 19:33:59
My Email:whooooooooooooooo!
Favorite porno movie: Cat & Mouse pt 2
How often do you masturbate?: What the hell kinda question is tha...2 times a week.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: me
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm a man with boobs
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The RAMONES 1st album
Favorite punk rock band: RAMONES biatch!!!!!
Comments:
i have no nads!
bo-duke - 04/09/00 19:26:00
My Email:whooooooooooooooo!
Favorite porno movie: Cat & Mouse pt 2
How often do you masturbate?: What the hell kinda question is tha...2 times a week.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: me
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm a man with boobs
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The RAMONES 1st album
Favorite punk rock band: RAMONES biatch!!!!!
Comments:
i have no nads!
Erik Generic - 03/27/00 01:34:06
Favorite porno movie: All of them
How often do you masturbate?: Too much
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: That guy ...you know...with the thing...always wears a shirt.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm a dirty,dirty whore.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Rocket To Russia
Favorite punk rock band: The B-Sides
Comments:
Ryan smells.
drew - 03/21/00 02:49:48
My Email:drewshatemail@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: yup
How often do you masturbate?: yup
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: brittney spears
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: um. not a lady
Greatest punk rock record of all time: ramones. rocket to russia
Favorite punk rock band: s.r.o
Comments:

Mario - 03/20/00 05:41:50
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/briandenekecomp/
My Email:mariothepussypunk@dork.com
Favorite porno movie: Deep Throat Bitches: 4
How often do you masturbate?: 2 a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: the guy who wears that shirt... you know who im talking about!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i have hairy legs
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Shameless Self Promotion
Favorite punk rock band: FreakbomB
Comments:
hey B-Sides. this is mario the comp guy. i made a little site with some info about the comp... check it out! http://www.oocities.org/briandenekecomp/
Erik Bozak - 03/12/00 04:59:34
Favorite porno movie: The straight-to-video kind.
How often do you masturbate?: I'll answer that in about ... twenty minutes.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I can't make that kind of decision.It would be like having to choose the ocean over the sky,the sun over the moon,or Bananarama over Culture Club!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I LOVE POTATOES !!!!!!!!!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Bad Religion:Into The Unknown
Favorite punk rock band: Journey
Comments:
QUASINEOMACROANTIPRIORITIZATIONALISTICISM !!!!!
rose - 03/10/00 16:14:09
My Email:SLGRLY@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: um.. the home made kind
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: ryan
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: hahahahaha wtf. no?
Favorite punk rock band: the adicts, dillinger 4
Comments:
hey. um are you guys going to be playing any shows soon. i'm from san leandro.. and i'm just wondering. okay. i think my aol mail is blocked so you can e-mail me at resisting_authority_hurts@hotmail.com. yah and my friends from san leandro high are having
this show.. with soem people from san lorenzo. i wonder if you know them. bye bye-rose
Richit - 02/22/00 06:11:36
My URL:http://siga saga
My Email:ditto?
Favorite porno movie: Sex soviet style
How often do you masturbate?: mastur...what?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: The rich one
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: The ladies are too busy with me
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Punk rock generation: Nasty Nasty
Favorite punk rock band: Angelic Upstairs
Comments:
My friend Adrien thinks Rory looks like that guy metal guy who recorded with Spishak on stanford radio. I was there and I'll tell you he don't look anything like Mr.Manifesto. e?
nick tard - 02/20/00 05:45:01
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thesidekicks
Greatest punk rock record of all time: umm party at my place
Comments:
sorry i fill the top out some other time i just was going to say that the sidekicks web page is up now but we dont got pictures yet any ways ,i hope you guys play soon i haven't seen you play in for ever.so any one who reads this check out the site and by
Loren Horrible - 02/06/00 07:03:55
My Email:creep13@excite.com
Favorite porno movie: BUTTMAN.in buhdapest
How often do you masturbate?: depends on my mood useually more than 2 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: the one with breasts and a vagina
Greatest punk rock record of all time: tallest mohawk ever(get it?... okay that was a pretty bad pun)
Favorite punk rock band: the misfits /dead kennedys
Comments:
I wanna rock and roll all night and party everyday
but my severe unpopularity and complete lack of musical talent keep me from reaching my dream
christupher - 02/02/00 23:43:04
My URL:http://internettrash.com/users/listless
My Email:listless@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Ms. Doubtfire
How often do you masturbate?: That question is a little to stupid for even me to answer
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: that's tough. How about None of Them
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i'm a boy
Greatest punk rock record of all time: right now is Cap n' Jazz discography.
Favorite punk rock band: Crass. Oh wait, never mind, they're hella boring.
Comments:
I don't really like the BSides anymore but go to my web page. It's nice. You can make fun of me on my guset book. Rory smells.
John Thrash - 01/15/00 08:35:14
My Email:RFIX46@Compuserve
Favorite porno movie: Jenna's Revenge
How often do you masturbate?: Like A Motherfucker
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: The Kazoo Player
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I got a 7" cock!!!!!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: RAMONES
Favorite punk rock band: Quincy Punx
Comments:
S U C K M Y B A L L S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mario - 01/09/00 04:11:57
My URL:http://www.newgrounds.com
My Email:mariothepussypunk@dork.com
Favorite porno movie: Sextraterestrials!
How often do you masturbate?: 4 or 5 times a day.... i like to jerk it watching britney spears videos.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: thats a tough one.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i have a penis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Hectic!!!!!
Favorite punk rock band: OperatiOn iVy!
Comments:
i like yer guestbook.
steve - 01/08/00 19:25:18
My Email:punc59@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: any
How often do you masturbate?: too much
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: hmmm
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: rite....
Greatest punk rock record of all time: the sex pistols....nevermind.....
Favorite punk rock band: GBH
Comments:
you guys suck my left nut.... where exactly you from?.. only that born to jerk off song is ok.... cause its the only song i listend to.... why dont you go jerk off yeh cunt
steve - 01/08/00 19:24:25
My Email:punc59@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: any
How often do you masturbate?: too much
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: hmmm
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: rite....
Greatest punk rock record of all time: the sex pistols....nevermind.....
Comments:
John Ramus (ex guitarist of Strike 1) - 12/30/99 18:51:51
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/strike1
My Email:punked84@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: hmmm...
How often do you masturbate?: goddamn, these questions are embarasing...
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: eh?
Greatest punk rock record of all time: PARTY WITH THE B-SIDES
Favorite punk rock band: American Steel
Comments:
Hey rory!
Remember me? I'm the kid who said "bought your new record at Streetlight records" at a jocks show @ Gilman. You've probably forgotten me but i'm bored nad thought I should sign your guestbook.
-John
Jeffery Combs - 12/21/99 10:44:02
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/tv/bozaks
Favorite porno movie: Texas Dildo Masquerade
Comments:
Ryans turnons are Sewer trout and Weird Al so all you straooing young lads want to get w/ ryan keep these two thing in mind
SHAWNA RODARTE - 12/21/99 00:02:58
My Email:skitz0sr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: flash point
How often do you masturbate?: WHEN EVER I THINK OF RYAN
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: midget man (eric block)
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: eric block is the perfect hieght to give head i hope he's not your groupy
Greatest punk rock record of all time: that one by u know those one guys
Favorite punk rock band: Ramones i guess
Comments:
k this is for RYAN!!!!!!!!!
1. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX POSITION?
2. HOW MANY GIRLS (OR BOYS) HAVE YOU BEEN WITH?
3. ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
4. AND IF YOU ARENT WHERE IS THE WEIRDEST PLACE YOU HAVE DONE IT?
5. DO YOU HAVE CASUAL SEX OR PPL YOU GO OUT WITH?
6. KINKY , ROUGH, EXOTIC, OR BASIC?
7. 4 PLAY OR JUST GET AT IT?
8.HOW LONG CAN YOU LAST?
9. HOW LONG IS YOUR DICK?
10. TOP OR BOTTOM?
11. YOU LIKE A GRL WHO TEASES OR IS EASY?
12. NICE UNDERWEAR OR NO CLOTHES?
13. UNDER COVER OR ANYWHERE?
14 LIGHTS ON OR OFF?
15. HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ORAL SEX?
16. HOW LOUD CAN YOU MAKE A GRL SCREAM OR MOAN?
17. EVER USED FOREIGN OBJECT?
18. HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN IN LOVE?
19. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY RIGHT NOW OR HAVE A SPECIAL SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE?
20. SCREWED A VIRGIN?
21. HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTERBATE?
22. WHAT TURNS YOU ON AND WHAT TURNS YOU OFF?
23. WHAT IS YOUR PERFECT WOMAN?
24. EVER DREAMED OF HAVING SEX AT SCHOOL?
25. BED OR CARPET? OR KITCHEN? OR SOFA OR BACKSEAT OF A CAR?
WE WILL APRECIATE RYAN ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THANK YOU BYE
Jon /\ - 12/17/99 02:06:49
My URL:http://spishak.foor.net
My Email:jon@foor.net
Favorite porno movie: titilating teens
How often do you masturbate?: I can masturbate, I can masturbate, like a motherfucker, like a motherfucker
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: All of you are too attractive... I can't choose!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: yes
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Peter Frampton Comes Alive!
Favorite punk rock band: American Steel & Your Mother
Comments:
I am going to watch the B-Sides at Rory's 18th birthday! We're playing a show right before we leave! Look! Here's the flyer! The Anti-Spishak webmasters have taught me how to post images in guestbooks. Rory is going to be 18... goddamn.

johnny metal - 12/16/99 13:00:52
My Email:wimpyale@xquasar.it
Favorite porno movie: borderline, with Celeste
How often do you masturbate?: 2 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: you
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: cool and candy
Greatest punk rock record of all time: my brain hurts by S.W.
Favorite punk rock band: Screeching Weasel
Comments:
hey baby, johnny from Willy Wonkas here.
You're cool and I want to lik your nipples.
Nix Watter - 12/06/99 02:06:01
My Email:mirv182@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Gozangas
How often do you masturbate?: 50 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: n/a
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: n/a
Greatest punk rock record of all time: 17 reasons
Favorite punk rock band: Link80
Comments:
You guys rock! Hey do you guys know my friends band, Fiddle Sticks?
Dick Miller - 11/24/99 16:40:58
My URL:http://cumeface.com
My Email:dickdickdick
Favorite porno movie: Blank Check
How often do you masturbate?: Every time i watch Blank Check
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Jerry Orr or Matt Payne
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: "13 inches of pleasure"
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Rory Manifesto "Go Fuck Yourself" Tape
Favorite punk rock band: Penis Wolves
Comments:
One time i gave a goat some beer, and it got all fucked up. I bet you got real hairy balls...
M.L. - 11/24/99 15:51:48
Comments:
ryan is the most hottest, most sexiest, skranny guy i know
SHAWNA AND LUCY (FRIENDS 4 EVER - 11/22/99 01:01:42
Favorite porno movie: the one with me in it (shawna)
How often do you masturbate?: only when im thinking of ryan
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: guesss
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: hot very hot too hot for you to handle
Comments:
uuuummmmm hi...k im done bye
drew balance - 11/13/99 23:55:03
My URL:http://members.aol.com/offbalanze/
My Email:asfd
Favorite porno movie: titanic
How often do you masturbate?: twice daily
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: RORY, YOU SEXY THING
Greatest punk rock record of all time: nevermind!
Favorite punk rock band: off balance
Comments:
hey, come see off balance with 78 rpms, aka nothing, the sidekicks and more at cocodrie, sunday november 21 at 1:30 $5!!!!!
PLEASE?
eric dumb - 11/03/99 05:40:39
My URL:http://members.aol.com/foffle138/throatoyster.html
My Email:cheapskaterecording@yahoo.com
Favorite porno movie: the sweatshop
How often do you masturbate?: im good for once every day or two
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: yo daddy
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i have large breasts
Greatest punk rock record of all time: uhhhhhhhh oh shit
Favorite punk rock band: throat oyster!!!
Comments:
check out throat oyster<--- newark punk rock
buy our shit when it comes out check the web site and listen to the bside cause i guess they dont suck that bad... hehe
tony balogna - 11/01/99 04:34:15
My URL:http://my ass
My Email:your ass
Favorite porno movie: hotel fatasies
How often do you masturbate?: constantly
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: rory, because he's a dinggleberry
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i have a wang
Greatest punk rock record of all time: uuuhhh...
Favorite punk rock band: you guys
Comments:
Sluty McSlutterman - 10/22/99 04:53:13
My URL:http://spishak.foor.net
My Email:jon@foor.net
Favorite porno movie: Rory Manifesto & Ryan Punkass Finally Get Naked!
How often do you masturbate?: because of my busy schedule, I can now only satisfy myself twice a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory Manifesto
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: ...hmm...
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Rory Manifesto solo tape... Go Fuck Yourself
Favorite punk rock band: T.O.E. (Toshio Onaga Experience)
Comments:
The B-Sides were cool, but Rory's solo tape is fucking AMAZING! Screw the B-Sides! Rory is the star! They're just bringin' ya down! Ok, ok... I'm sorry. I'm calm now. I'm just happy that I got one of the 17 copies made.
Yoder Boner - 10/22/99 04:51:34
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sd/yoderboner/
Favorite porno movie: Yoders Fatass Boner volume 1
How often do you masturbate?: Everytime I see Yoder Boner
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Yoder Boner
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Yoder Boner
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Yoders and Boners
Favorite punk rock band: The Yoder Boners
Comments:
Hey everybody come to the yoder boner site and sign the guestbook
Nick - 10/17/99 04:47:19
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Buck (Rory's dog)
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: See, this is just infantile.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Let's Go Bang by jennifer love hewitt
Favorite punk rock band: The Promise Ring. or maybe Bluetip. Can't decide.
Comments:
Could You Change This guestbook? I'm personally embarassed. I mean, the hottest b-side thing, okay, even the masturbate thing, but the porno and describe yourself are really pathetic. I suppose it's more pathetic that I'm at this webpage, but I was jus
checking if you'd changed the part of the biography that says "Now Jon is our bass player" It's been a year, Ryan. It's not like you're busy. Kisses!
10/14/99 09:32:29
Comments:
Nizzawebsite. Dank für das Lassen ich Ihr guestbook unterzeichnen
Guess Who? - 10/08/99 04:40:26
My URL:http://www.streetpunks.com/us/AKA-NOTHING.htm
Favorite porno movie: sex?
How often do you masturbate?: sex?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: guys and sex?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Ladies and guys and guys and sex?
Greatest punk rock record of all time: AKA NOTHING "ALL TOOK UP" (the new one wont be out for a real real real long time)
Favorite punk rock band: AKA NOTHING
Comments:
hey kids once again its time to put my name in history so please open your hearts and close your eyes to listen to the new jaamma jammin new wave beats and some sounds from the street to make not only your body and lives but move yo feet. so come on in an
do yo thang check out the bang and listen to the kids and what they gosta sang.
Much love your faithful friend and undevoted fan Nick #Seven and some east bay kids.
pluisje - 09/24/99 16:44:35
My URL:http://www.666-fingersupmyass
My Email:dahmer66
Favorite porno movie: the tape i shot of my sister, while she got fucked be my dog
How often do you masturbate?: not as often as I would like to
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: they all suck
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm not a ladie, wanker
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The Intergalactic hitch-hiking heroes kicking captain Janeway's ass
Favorite punk rock band: Mr.Epp
Comments:
this page totally sux, I could have been jerking myself off rightnow instead off signing this totally useless guestbook.
Megan - 09/23/99 03:32:38
My URL:http://kickyou.cjb.net
My Email:megan@dork.com
Favorite porno movie: Soccer Mom Suckoff '99 (Vol. 3)
How often do you masturbate?: Actually not that often. About twice a month. Oops did I say that out loud?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Duh Ryan of course!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Well...5'4, 125 (heh I got some thighs), blonde short hair, green eyes and a beautiful braces smile. Ryan you can vouch for all this cuz you know I'm so very HOT. Yeah. Uh...
Greatest punk rock record of all time: I wouldn't know
Favorite punk rock band: Well isn't this just a bunch of crap cause I like NOFX the best
Comments:
Yeah Ryan hi. No no no I have not been dissing you. We just need a good solid show to meet at. You gotta understand- I don't drive so guess what? The only shows I go to are the ones the licensed driving friends of mine want to go to as
ell. No Lindee's shows for me (B-O-O H-O-O). L7 is playing in SF soon...you like them? How about Atom & His Package? Those are two shows I will DEFINITELY be at. Oh and maybe Anti-Flag @ Great American Music Hall (if the fuckin thing doesn't get sold out!
Anyway I'll talk to ya later. Drop me a line, why don't ya?
-Megan
Tim - 09/21/99 02:42:45
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Towers/7760/
My Email:tmbaker@earthlink.net
Favorite porno movie: "Dirty Debutantes"
How often do you masturbate?: a couple times a week....it don't stop when yer married, kids!!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Black Flag - "Damaged"/7 Seconds -"The Crew" tie!
Favorite punk rock band: Hot Water Music
Comments:
Hey, this is Tim from Union City. I met Ryan backstage at the Bad Religon/Samiam gig at the Edge a couple years ago. I know your uncle James. Anyway, I bought the new record and think it fuckin' shreds. Check out my page...I have a picture of you guys
at Gilman from awhile back. Hope to catch you guys playing soon! Late!
I'll add a link to you guys on my page soon!
Jake Lucas - 09/18/99 17:33:32
My URL:http://members@aol.com/offbalanze
Favorite porno movie: monkey wench
How often do you masturbate?: when ever im thirsty
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: nick
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: im a big big sexy dame when i tuck my unit between my legs
Greatest punk rock record of all time: static age: misfits
Favorite punk rock band: misfits
Comments:
I eat ass
Frank - 09/10/99 19:16:40
My URL:http://www.punkmusic.com/clearview77
My Email:bklynpunx@yahoo.com
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Dookie
Favorite punk rock band: GREENDAY BLINK182 OFFSPRING
Comments:
Its pretty cool that yous played Gilman.We are from NY and we would love to play there if we ever could get enough money to tour out there for a few weeks.Check out our band CLEARVIEW77 at www.punkmusic.com/clearview77
Chief KirkPatrick - 08/26/99 04:58:42
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/cheapshot
My Email:ken_merks@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: RoboCock! or Suck my Toes Jerk my Cock!
How often do you masturbate?: 3 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Chief KirkPatrick
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Sublime: 40oz to freedom (sure it aint punk, but.. meh, smoke my cock)
Favorite punk rock band: Cheapshot
Comments:
Go to our homepage then go get some food.
Tard boy - 08/13/99 23:03:30
Favorite porno movie: the one with your mom in it!
How often do you masturbate?: when little kids ask my name
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: you
Greatest punk rock record of all time: me
Comments:
fat nIcK - 08/06/99 05:55:01
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/vienna/opera/7062/
My Email:run_for_cover87@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: chitty chitty gang bang and the orgy part 2
How often do you masturbate?: alot
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: your mom
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: did you just grab my ass????
Greatest punk rock record of all time: dance my dunce
Favorite punk rock band: F.Y.P
Comments:
play my party in my party in october!!
with the jocks, and more bands
Rory Manifesto - 07/22/99 19:30:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Arena/7187
Favorite porno movie: Eyes Wide Shut
How often do you masturbate?: umm..hold on a second, i'll answer that when im done jerking off
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: me
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: n/a
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The B-Sides record om Maximum Rock n Roll
Favorite punk rock band: The Jocks and AKA Nothing and The Criminals
Comments:
so for those of you who don't know, our new record is out, so go get it you bastards. we will play two shows in Aug. one on the 3rd and one on the 22nd, go to the list for more info.
joe shmoe - 07/21/99 07:08:16
My URL:http://angelfire.com/ri/ighton/baby.html
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: rory
Comments:
whoa check out the bsides, all high tech with their own website...whoa!!
Henry - 07/19/99 21:33:21
My Email:hyeongjong@yahoo.com
Favorite porno movie: What did you get on your ap test Rory?
How often do you masturbate?: What did you get on your ap test Rory?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: What did you get on your ap test Rory?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: What did you get on your ap test Rory?
Greatest punk rock record of all time: What did you get on your ap test Rory?
Favorite punk rock band: What did you get on your ap test Rory?
Comments:
Rory e-mail me your ap test score man my e-mail is on there!
Jamie Wheeler - 07/15/99 14:32:06
My Email:Swingergirl_16@wetv.net
Favorite porno movie: Don't have one
How often do you masturbate?: Not at all
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: 5'6", 125lbs, brown eyes, blond/red hair attractive
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Dunno
Favorite punk rock band: Dunno too many
Comments:
I love your site and your music. I think you guys are awsome and I hope to ear more from you soon!!
Love me
Morgasm - 07/03/99 20:35:47
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: any space porn is good
How often do you masturbate?: once before and after every meal
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: RORY!!! RORY!!!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Aerosmith-Pump
Favorite punk rock band: Weird Al Yankovic
Comments:
Hey hey hey,
why the hell did you cancel last saturday? That was stupid. You should've played. Oh well. So here's the dilly-yo= Saturday, July 10th at 924 Gilman st. (8 p.m. $5), 90 Pound Wuss, The Cost, The Outside, Mercury, and...THE JOCKS! whoo! so yeah, you kiddos
should go. Oh yeah, and Ryan, if you go, I can get you the tape then, or I can attempt to send it this week again (even tho I'm in stupid Tahoe right now) but whatever. Email me or sumthin.. well, that's it.. bye bye
Henry - 06/19/99 02:48:54
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sd/yoderboner/
Favorite porno movie: Amazing Student Bodies
How often do you masturbate?: How often don't I! Never!
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rorioni
Favorite punk rock band: Ramones
Comments:
G-stylin' Fat Saint - 06/17/99 01:52:26
My URL:http://don't got one
My Email:too poor. Stole this computer
Favorite porno movie: Fuckin gooks get smashed by muscle cars
How often do you masturbate?: I ain't wit dis ghetto slang, see. I'd think you were talking about food and the Tabernackle choir. I eat a lot though. Mmmm, donuts
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I got some pretty pimpin styles, but dis nigga aint no sider.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Well, I'm excessively obese. My stomach and love handles hang out of my shirt. I have 23 chins and havent seen my feet since I was born...which come to think of it, I don't rem
mber. Damn it!!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Rise and Fall of the Yellouwed Empires
Favorite punk rock band: Puff Cliffin' it, Notorious B.O.B., and Eazy -Eric
Comments:
Have you ever eaten a child? If not you should try it. That Fat Bastard guy really has his head on straight. I'm sure you have Don Ravioli. Maybe someday, if you clean up your act, you can be G enough to be a Latter-Day Saint. As long as your not Ita
ian, cuz that jes wont wurk, it's unconscionable!
ambular - 06/16/99 23:46:22
My Email:InideRiot@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Debbie Does Dallas
How often do you masturbate?: Every five minutes...I'm pretty slick during school, aren't I?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory Manifesto
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Eh...I'm good enough
Greatest punk rock record of all time: I dunno
Favorite punk rock band: BIKINI KILL....yeah I like that girlie shit
Comments:
This is a very wonderful looking site, I am quite impressed with you boys...hehe...anyways, see ya around : )
06/16/99 09:46:46
Comments:
Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook
G-Style Cliff - 06/16/99 05:02:46
My URL:http://www.zip.com
My Email:cfcheng@pacbell.net
Favorite porno movie: Zippy Longstockings
How often do you masturbate?: Let me answer that question with: Musical Cookware!
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Fat Latter-Day Saint
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I am a short balding fat man with saggy man-breasts
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The Mormons come to Utah: Vol. 6
Favorite punk rock band: Benson and the Mormonites
Comments:
Hiddily hey, neighborinos!
G-Stylin Fat Latter-Day-Saint - 06/16/99 03:42:04
My Email:I messed up last time so you have it
Favorite porno movie: same snaps except "G" should be "G's!!!"
How often do you masturbate?: I prefer to maintain my Latter-Day-Saint purity. I shall not let the sinful influences of the devil persuade me against the allmighty God!!!!
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Well I ain't a memba of da siders so I can't say me and I aint gay, so none.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I ain't no female so dis nigga can't say nuttin.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Thug Mentality By Krayzie Boooooooone "Come and jump in the benz and tell yo friends you will get with them lata, come on let me take yah." okay that's enough or Heaven'z Movie by my nigga Bizzy Bone
Favorite punk rock band: Punk rock huh? The father of punk rock. That Iggy or Ziggy guy is coo. He cuts himself wit bottles. We need to take them punk rocker out any way we can and suicide doesn't have to be out of the question.
Comments:
Not bad Smithers. That Lion Roar jes need to know bout my skillas. My skills be smobbin like a mug fo sho!! yea, yea. You may mock my superior faith, but know that someday, I will be in the highest levels of heaven and you will be down in the depths of
..the unmentionable realm!!!
That's coo though, I wish no harm upon others. Jesus can forgive and so shall I stive to follow in the footsteps of the savior. (It really means, "talk shit again and I'll kick you dumb ass!!"
Dis G is out!
G-stylin' Fat Latter-Day-Saint - 06/16/99 03:29:12
My Email:DreemWakr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Uhmmm, I ain't down wit' dat Satanic influencial propaganda. It'll bring ya'll down to hell while I will rise to the highest levels of Heaven with Mo
son, Bensen and the rest of dem' G
Comments:
G-Style Cliff - 06/14/99 04:39:25
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sd/liptontea
My Email:cfcheng@pacbell.net
Favorite porno movie: The Simpsons
How often do you masturbate?: Masturbate? Excuse me, I am not familiar with this slang you kids are using nowadays.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Who are the B-sides?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm not a lady, but if I was, then maybe I would have something written here.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Punk rock? What the hell is that?
Favorite punk rock band: The Backstreet Boyzzzzzz. That's a punk rock band right?
Comments:
Hey Rory what's up. So your band has a webpage eh. That's pooty cool. I's gwyne get m'self a page too, so den you's kin say, hey, dat Cliff's got hisself a page too.
Well see you at school.
joHn Deez nuts - 06/12/99 18:53:09
My Email:crashmode8@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: i think it was called"cinderella"or somethin,it's pretty damn funny
How often do you masturbate?: what the hell
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: ....
Greatest punk rock record of all time: wooly ball's first album"sacs and cracks"
Favorite punk rock band: the morons,haha
Comments:
well rory, this page is preeetttyyyy damn cool. well, it's better than mine that's for sure. i came here and i was like" this page is jammin', MON", haha j/k kick ass web page tho, keep it up .. LAtER
- 05/29/99 00:51:01
Comments:
tim is tym piston. change it. now.
Tony Testosteroni - 05/20/99 00:48:11
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/WallStreet/3109
My Email:Deviantnorm@Homail.com
Favorite porno movie: Flesh Gordon
How often do you masturbate?: I get laid..In a band
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: ......
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: ......
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The misfits
Favorite punk rock band: gjkfsdhalkghk
Comments:
You guys sound pretty cool....keep in touch..I do shows in Vancouver Canada.....
SkeptiC - 05/18/99 23:32:53
My URL:http://members.aol.com/nolliepunk/main/VCR.htm
My Email:NolliePunk@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Punk rock!
How often do you masturbate?: yawwn
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Me
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm an ugly idiot
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Whatever
Favorite punk rock band: AFI
Comments:
Hey everyone, click on the web address above and check out my page for the kick arse zine Vicious Cycle Report. I wont' say anything else becuase the page explains it all. Sign the guestbook and I'll love you forever.
--SkeptiC
http://members.aol.com/nolliepunk/main/VCR.htm
max - 05/09/99 22:10:22
My Email:chinchilladrive@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: She's All That
How often do you masturbate?: daily, unless i get my period (d'oh!)
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: my pubic hair looks like i have a small furry animal clinging to my crotch
Greatest punk rock record of all time: the jocks-"wild side of amish teens surfaces in cocaine scandal"
Favorite punk rock band: the secretions (yay!)
Comments:
hey, its max from the sidekicks, if anyone remembers us. we would love to play with you guys, if the chance arises or something. normally, i am more fun and fancy free, i don't know why i am so serious. time for my happy pills. i love the b-sides...luv, m
x
nick(friend & Foe) - 05/07/99 03:57:40
My URL:http://sghfshf
My Email:shgfhgs
Favorite porno movie: sghfdghgh
How often do you masturbate?: sghsgf
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: none
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: dslkfhjadsl;hf
Greatest punk rock record of all time: aka nothing
Favorite punk rock band: aka nothing
Comments:
hi just writing cause im bored. New drummer eh?
I kinda liked toshio but oh well shit happens. hey
do I really gotta buy one of those new records.
bla bla bla.eat shit and die like the rest of us.
Avi 'Springman' - 04/29/99 08:59:31
My URL:http://www.dyve.com/springman
My Email:avi_e@ix.netcom.com
Favorite porno movie: i like this softcore one that has these 'high school girls' in it..fuck, forgot the name
How often do you masturbate?: lately: way rare, usually: twice a week about
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I never saw em
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: alaska
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Crimpshrine-the sound of a new world being born
Favorite punk rock band: anything with Aaron Cometbus in it
Comments:
Hey Rory+B-sides,
Thanks a whole bunch for the support and stuff and for being on the compilation. I'm stoked to have you guys on it,yea..can't wait to see you play.
Lates,
Avi 'Springman'
Springman Records
pervert - 04/16/99 02:29:28
My URL:http://members.aol.com/ojodopa/nuts.html
My Email:ojodopa@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: bimbos adventures in anal land
How often do you masturbate?: every 5 minutes
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: i love ryan punkass
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: uh this is a nice guestbook ya got here
Greatest punk rock record of all time: yo mama
Favorite punk rock band: misfits..er eh, ii have a lot
Comments:
hello...ahem. well this is a nice page ya got here..ive seen you guys a buncha times..er and im seein ya again on the 24th muhahah cos i helped put that shit together and nothin ever goes on in concord..yep. mhm. alright i guess im done makin an ass outta
myself..so see ya laterrr
pervert - 04/16/99 02:24:30
My URL:http://members.aol.com/ojodopa/nuts.html
My Email:ojodopa@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: bimbos adventures in anal land
How often do you masturbate?: every 5 minutes
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: i love ryan punkass
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: uh this is a nice guestbook ya got here
Greatest punk rock record of all time: yo mama
Favorite punk rock band: misfits..er eh, ii have a lot
Comments:
hello...ahem. well this is a nice page ya got here..ive seen you guys a buncha times..er and im seein ya again on the 24th muhahah cos i helped put that shit together and nothin ever goes on in concord..yep. mhm. alright i guess im done makin an ass outta
myself..so see ya laterrr
Asshole aka Triangle - 04/05/99 18:29:30
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/on/spishak
My Email:Spishak69@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Big Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum
How often do you masturbate?: Uh... I don't... pervert... no, at least 3 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory baby
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Yes it is
Greatest punk rock record of all time: All time? Maybe recently it's American Steel's full length on New Disorder
Favorite punk rock band: SPiSHAK... oh wait, they're assholes
Comments:
Hey B-Sides. Rory called me last night. oooh yeah! But I couldn't email him or nothing. Tell him to call my ass back. Also, The B-Sides are cool. I have yer 7" and I use it as a frisbee and a coater. Listen to it? What?!?! No, you guys are cool. You guys
re the first ones on the comp and maybe we'll play a show together again. Go to the SPiSHAK webpage and sign our guestbook!
See ya later
www.angelfire.com/on/spishak
Kennith Kaniff from connecticut - 03/18/99 04:13:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Surf/6952
Favorite porno movie: Porns have titles?
How often do you masturbate?: how ever many times yer mom pays me 2
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan Punk ass
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: im not a chick but i have large muscular pectorals
Greatest punk rock record of all time: thats one by propaghandi
Favorite punk rock band: blink-182
Comments:
please, cyber serve me u slutty whores!
SaRaH -- !7 - 03/11/99 19:57:44
My URL:http://www.rotten.com
My Email:Saraqua@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Oh-- I have to pick a favorite??
How often do you masturbate?: Twice a day--
Favorite punk rock band: Zero Tolerence Task Force
Comments:
Hey-- I was on the ZTTF guestbook and it linked me to here. This is JJ's girlfriend Sarah.. I've never heard of you guys... but I'm sure you kick ass. Um... I guess that's it. Later...SaRaH XO
Peter Utgaard - 02/26/99 21:31:18
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Cabaret/8771/main.html
My Email:mr_surplus@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Peter Porker porks Pitsburg
How often do you masturbate?: 2-3 times a day depending on availability of honey
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: the drumer (I got a thing for asians)
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Oh I'm foxy I'm 34-22-33 and I don't have a blemish on my body
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Kill the Musicans; Screeching Weasel
Favorite punk rock band: Black Flag
Comments:
Hey there kiddies this is Pete from The Evil Dead you kids ever find yorself in Canadia (though you might be canadian who the fuck knows I just looked at the pictures0 head to bc (it's the place to be) and play with us... check out our page at http://www.
eocities.com/SunsetStrip/Cabaret/8771/main.html and you need more pictures of your drummer... yum.
Crotch Rockets - 02/15/99 05:23:46
My URL:http://Listen.to/thecrotchrockets
My Email:crochrkts@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Edward Penis hands
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Blink-182 Cheshire Cat
Favorite punk rock band: Satanic Surfers
Comments:
Hey guys whats up just looking at abunch of sites.We are the crotch rockets from clearwater, Florida you can check out our site at http://listen.to/thecrotchrockets
We have audio, pics, and other shit
john - 02/15/99 00:06:59
My Email:none, you fuckin' idiot
Favorite punk rock band: the kablamies
Comments:
you idiot, change the name of your bass player. he's nick RIDICULOUS. not nick hygene. since when was it spelled "hygene"
Hollywood Adam GOREgeous - 02/13/99 22:27:19
My Email:Sickobilly@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: I was a teenage Necropheliac
How often do you masturbate?: 3 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: RYan
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Anything Misfits
Favorite punk rock band: Blue Flesh Velvet ha.
Comments:
Ya guys aren't that bad, seen ya all like 5 or 6 times. Gotta tell ya though ya all get so fuckin lucky with booking shows, yer always playin with someone good, even though yer usually opening, we get there early enuff to see ya, so, I like ya guys enuff
to get to a show on time......feelin privilaged? Did I mention my band BLUE FLESH VELVET, sorry,shameless band plug there, keep rockin ya all
Blood & Kisses
Adam GOREgeous
Phu - 02/09/99 18:58:55
My Email:HeyPhil777@Juno.com
Favorite porno movie: The Big Gulp 2
How often do you masturbate?: 3 per week
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: You tell me, i'm not gay
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm not a lady and stuff, but besides that I'm pretty cool
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Green Day: Kerplunk
Favorite punk rock band: MXPX
Comments:
Punk Kix, I kick, we kick, you kick, we all kick for bull shit, and punk. rastafarian enterprise (Even though I don't smoke it)
Evan - 01/29/99 05:57:51
My Email:elmers_glue@hotmail.com
Comments:
You guys rock....I saw you many times and I have your patches all over my jacket. I hope to see you guys play soon. KEep up the godamn fucking good work !
Max T. - 01/17/99 18:54:45
My Email:chinchilladrive@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: no favorite movie, but check out bdyp.com
How often do you masturbate?: uhh...too much to count
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory (duh)
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i'm a guy, so fuck off
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Groovie Ghoulies "World Contact Day" or that Ramones "Mania"
Favorite punk rock band: Groovie Ghoulies
Comments:
Hey... It's max from the Sidekicks and you guys are really kick-ass. The seven inch is great, I just wish it was longer. i hate high school is the best song. Anyway, stay obscene!
Will - 01/14/99 07:21:19
My URL:http://members.aol.com/jocksxx
My Email:willskittles@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: 8 heads in a duffel bag
How often do you masturbate?: yellow
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Opie
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I havn't been a ladie since blue moons ago
Greatest punk rock record of all time: John Travolta-Seeing Blue
Favorite punk rock band: Korn
Comments:
Well actually, I was the first to discover Confederate Railroad. I saw them open for Cinderella back in '85. They were splitting the bill with a band whose name I can't remember, but their singer/xylophonist went on to star in such hit movies as "Disturbe
: a disney documentary of Helen Keller's life." His son played bully #2 in the Air Bud Sequel and that guy who never talked in "Homeboys in Outerspace." Their guitarist now shoots pigeons at the airport for pleasure. Their 6-string bassist went on to be t
e singer/guitarist for the B-sides. I still have the t-shirt from that tour, except I got harassed for wearing it at my school so I food poisened my principal and put his remains in his children's play chest. I have to go now.
SexyAssBitch - 01/12/99 08:20:29
My URL:suck my tit, lick my tit, the fuckin b-sides are gay as shit
My Email:punxnotdead@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Heavenly Creatures
How often do you masturbate?: I used to mastubate all the goddamn time, but my sexy ass gets laid so much I only do it 5 or 6 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Mmmm... None of the B-Sides are hot, but all The Moscones make me cream my Ben Davis pants!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: 5'2", green eyes, blonde hair, nice tits, GREAT ass... Yeah, I'd say I'm one SEXY ASS BITCH!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The one with Big Bastard's ass on the cover!!!!
Favorite punk rock band: THE FUCKING MOSCONES!!!
Comments:
The Moscones will rip the shit out of all of your faggot asses!
- 01/09/99 01:47:11
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: nick
Favorite punk rock band: the kablamies
Comments:
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:52:01
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:54
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:50
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:46
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:43
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:39
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:35
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:31
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:28
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
Moorgan - 01/02/99 22:51:24
My URL:http://members.aol.com/thejocksxx
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: definitely naughty nurses
How often do you masturbate?: all day and allll night
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I LOVE RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have big brestasis
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Confederate Railroad
Favorite punk rock band: Los Jockos
Comments:
uhhh, hey you crazy kiddos. It's Morgan for the jocks and schtuff. Well, yeah, go to our webpage. It just got put up. And um, yeah. Oh yeah, is the 3 way split 7" still happening? Cause I heard that it wasn't. We were gonna go record either some time this
month or next month. Well, let me know. Well yeah, that's it for now. I guess I'll just see ya on the 16th! bye bye
- 12/21/98 08:09:03
Comments:
A.F.I. suck
Gay Dave - 12/13/98 18:42:12
My URL:http://members.aol.com/bio13/mc.html
My Email:mchcstraightedge@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: mrs. doubtfucker
How often do you masturbate?: everytime i see the jocks, they are so hot!
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: i dunno, i saw you guys a LONG time ago, i think the bassist probably was
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i have a 6 and a half inch cock with loads of foreskin
Greatest punk rock record of all time: frankenchrist DK is a really good album
Favorite punk rock band: A.F.I.
Comments:
YOu guys suck!!! no, i'm actually kinda serious, when i saw you guys (a long time ago) i thought to myself "wow these guys kinda suck" but one day i was playing with morgan's dick, you know, morgan from the jocks (we sleep with them alot) and he said that
you guys were good. So maybe i'll give you guys another chance. MINOR CATASTROPHE kicks nuts. keep bustin out da jams yo!
na - 12/10/98 04:24:23
My URL:http://dontgotonedotcom
My Email:you spelled mail wrong
Favorite porno movie: flashpoint
How often do you masturbate?: every sex scene in flashpoint, then however long it takes to rewind it
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: na
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: na
Greatest punk rock record of all time: this does not even deserve an answer......well ok ramones s/t
Favorite punk rock band: devildogs
Comments:
my band is the b-sides too, we're better than you
na - 12/10/98 04:19:40
My URL:http://dontgotonedotcom
My Email:you spelled mail wrong
Favorite porno movie: flashpoint
How often do you masturbate?: every sex scene in flashpoint, then however long it takes to rewind it
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: na
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: na
Greatest punk rock record of all time: this does not even deserve an answer......well ok ramones s/t
Favorite punk rock band: devildogs
Comments:
my band is the b-sides too, we're better than you
MoRGaN I hate you - 12/02/98 07:23:35
My Email:FonziWankr@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Naughty Nurses
How often do you masturbate?: I am right now to a picture of Rory
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: RORY!!!!!RORY!!!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I am fat and I would like to sit on your face
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Kenny G- Party with kenny g
Favorite punk rock band: USUX!! or ya know, The Jocks!
Comments:
Heylo, it's Morggggan from The Jocsk and I'm bored and I have no life so I'm gonna sign your page...and stuff. So uh, yeah. Have you guys recorded for the split yet? That should be nifty spiffy. I'm stupid. Write me emails cuz I am a loser.. bye bye. The
ablamies are on Capitol Records and The B-Sides broke up...did ya hear? you don't need to remind me of what a loser I am, so leave me alone, damnet...
Breanne Romano - 11/24/98 00:20:43
My URL:http://members.aol.com/sid618/index.html
My Email:sid618@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: alice in wonderland
How often do you masturbate?: unlike you i dont need to thats why god invented guys
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: my hunk rory
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i look like a girl. I have melons,
Greatest punk rock record of all time: na
Favorite punk rock band: b-sides who else
Comments:
I like you guys. Your band was my first local show over a year ago. I can not stand being away for you guys, I want you now. Please.
Nick Ridiculous Hygiene - 11/23/98 22:39:23
Favorite porno movie: Wet Side Story
How often do you masturbate?: Only on wednesday nights from 9-10 PM
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: me
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: 6'6, 98 lbs, AAAAA cup, nice ass
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The KABLAMIES demo
Favorite punk rock band: the KABLAMIES
Comments:
I heard you guys suck. I put both my names down so you fucked up ho's can spell something right. If you wanna learn to spell, go to University High School. Can I have a dollar?
Static - 11/15/98 21:48:48
My URL:i suck too much
My Email:beastie71@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: the Shane's world collection
How often do you masturbate?: 2 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: they all kick ass
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: im not a chick
Greatest punk rock record of all time: first Ramones
Favorite punk rock band: Ramones
Comments:
YOU GUYS FUCKIN RULE ! PLEASE E-MAIL ME I WANT TO HOW TO GET A TAPE OF THE B-SIDES PLEASE!!!!!!!
I REALLY WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!
HoLogram Jock AKA Justin Jock AKA Mystery Jock - 11/12/98 04:02:31
My URL:http://www.hardcorexxx.com
My Email:Beaniz@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Lusty Lass (ghetto porn)
How often do you masturbate?: Just finished up about 10 minutes ago
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Definatly Ryan break me off a piece of that meat
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: 36 D umm Blond hair a nice valumptuious ass and uh uh umm a big fat monterous vainy DICK
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Puff Daddy or Snoop Doggy Dog
Favorite punk rock band: FYP all the way homeslice
Comments:
I'm down for the web page yo. I'd really enjoy seeing some hardcore porn...or more pitures of the B-Sides...naked...spread eagle...steamy...wet...very wet...soaking...dripping.
miguel - 11/07/98 06:21:01
My Email:fuck you
Favorite porno movie: fuck you
How often do you masturbate?: fuck you
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: fuck you
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: fuck you
Greatest punk rock record of all time: fuck you
Favorite punk rock band: fuck you
Comments:
ryan suckssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!
Frank Hewins - 11/05/98 00:01:47
My URL:http://www.geocites.com/Paris/LeftBank/2730/Corrosive8.html
My Email:CorrosiveEight@Hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Pulp Friction
How often do you masturbate?: When ever the spanish chanel doesn't have the news on
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: You guy's have a pretty hot drum.....set
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I'm not a chick but I do have manboobies ... if that turns you on
Greatest punk rock record of all time: I like too many
Favorite punk rock band: The Clash are cool , so are Fury66
Comments:
What's up the B-sides . Rory signed my band (Corrosive 8) guestbook a long time ago . And that was cool . I think I'm going to tha show on sat so I'll talk to you then . Keep the punk rawk tru , and continue to be good . Um..yeah . If you people are bored
come see my band w/ANTI 45 @ the FUCKED UP Mt. View Teen Center
dan the man - 10/24/98 22:57:59
My Email:y@u.don'tneed to know
Favorite porno movie: relentless
How often do you masturbate?: not as much as you
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: me
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: no
Greatest punk rock record of all time: london calling
Comments:
some of you guys go to slz high right????
A-dub A.K.A. tha factor of production - 10/15/98 00:49:46
My URL:http://www.sirius.com/~sem/wonderyears.htm
My Email:LosOcho8@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Ass Bandits
How often do you masturbate?: why...are you gay?
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: their moms
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: you guys are ridiculous
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Weezer "pinkerton"
Favorite punk rock band: Joe Cocker
Comments:
hey what up Bizzy Sizzy. Yo dis be A-dub outta the wonder years and the pirate all-stars. yo check it look out fo tha first amendment comin out on "Neva Sleep Reckords" featuring tha factor of production, tha shadow boxa, and tha sandman! represent I wann
say peace to HSF my potnas in crime, stay high tribe you know who you is, and the crew at neva sleep reckords.peace
10/09/98 10:41:01
Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.
skott - 10/09/98 07:02:17
My URL:http://members.aol.com/sid618/index.html
My Email:sid618@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Ass Patrol
How often do you masturbate?: daily
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: the bass amp-right before it catches fire
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: pass
Greatest punk rock record of all time: For God & Country by Good Riddance
Favorite punk rock band: Good Riddance,Fury66, DK
Comments:
Play shows in San Jose and the South Bay dammit!
jackson - 10/06/98 03:47:06
My URL:http://members.aol.com/ragtagunit
My Email:j_baxon@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: more pussies you can shake a dick at...
How often do you masturbate?: lots... lots
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: the one with two eyes and a nose... oh and a mouth.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: talk to my mom about that one.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: the b sides one...
Favorite punk rock band: Backstreet Boys
Comments:
looking forward to playing with you guys on the night before halloweeny.
peace out folks. aww gea. hsf and shit.
Jeremy - 09/26/98 04:09:22
My Email:find it yourself
Favorite porno movie: yer sick
How often do you masturbate?: same as above
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Noboby
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I have long hair and a chest that twiches when I flex it.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Uhhhhh...yours?
Favorite punk rock band: You guys and Nirvana
Comments:
There, I signed your guest book, Ryan. Ya happy.
juliette - 08/21/98 00:49:08
My Email:XHCgirleX
Favorite porno movie: i dont kno
How often do you masturbate?: when i get the chance j/k haha
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: jon is pretty cute...but...
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: brunette, 5'5, 110, green eyes.....judge for yourselves boys
Favorite punk rock band: naked agression
Comments:
no comment
other than you guy are dang punk rock
uterbomber - 08/04/98 02:23:11
My Email:uterbomber@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Midgit on Milligan's Island 3
How often do you masturbate?: Every free moment
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Phil
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Hung like a horse
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Hitler takes a Holiday (a rare ep released by MXPX)
Favorite punk rock band: The Blowhards
Comments:
You guys are funny. HAHAhAhAhA...

Eric Schwartz - 07/23/98 01:15:10
My Email:placer667@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: all of them
How often do you masturbate?: no comment
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: i'm not gay
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i'm a guy
Greatest punk rock record of all time: sunday afternoon sessions
Favorite punk rock band: rancid
Comments:
rory knows me. i have one copy of the sunday afternoon sessions if you are interested in getting one. there may be a waiting list to get one. hell if i know.
Duchbag, thats my real name, just e-mail me and i'll explain it to you if yer stupid. - 07/22/98 06:55:31
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/DuChBaG69
My Email:awd77@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: umm, that one with the chick in it, i jerk it to that movie every second of the day.
How often do you masturbate?: look up
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: who the hell are they?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i'm a guy dammit!
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Sex PisT0Ls
Favorite punk rock band: Sex PisT0Ls
Comments:
i'm a lil tea pot, get it, tea, pot, it's a joke asshole, just laugh then get the fuck away from me you fuckin freak, i like f.
Duchbag, I'm serious, thats my actual name, mail me and i'll explain it to you if you don't understand. - 07/22/98 06:51:51
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/DuChBaG69
My Email:awd77@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: that one with that girl in it, man, i jerk to that every second of the day
How often do you masturbate?: look up
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: who the hell are the B-Sides?
Comments:
Nick - 07/21/98 11:48:54
My Email:xstraightxedgex@popmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Seranna goes solo
How often do you masturbate?: whenever im not in public
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: none you all look like my ass.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: heres my sister shell answerthat for you - .i am 6.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: the casualties-for the punx
Favorite punk rock band: rancid
Comments:
i think you should get a picture of the 4 of you beating the fuck outtta a cop.
Luis Iffer - 07/20/98 16:48:04
My URL:under construction
My Email:lcfrp@nnm.cc.nm.us
Favorite porno movie: definetly Devil in Ms. Jones
How often do you masturbate?: 2 to 3 times daily depending on how into it my mom is.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: no commment
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: NA
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Pistols or Ramones
Favorite punk rock band: TSOL becuz I like the song "Code Blue" But I also dig GG
Comments:
Hey vatos, I hooked up to your site from the bakerz dozen page. I play in the band Malias and I was wondering if you guys would like to come down and play a show with us. We'll give you guys a place to crash and enough beer to kill 7 full grown dwarves.
Contact via snail mail, as I have the summer off from college, at: Luis Pena
P.O. Box 832
Espanola, N.M.
87532
P.S. My dad IS a psychopath!! How did you know?
GrimmAss - 07/10/98 15:47:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/venue/3037
My Email:mail.bomb@i_ain't_stupid.com
Favorite porno movie: Deliverance or anything wil people fucking corpses.
How often do you masturbate?: Every 4444 seconds.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: The dead one.
Favorite punk rock band: Logical Nonsense
Comments:
HMPH.
Vincenzo - 07/09/98 07:32:06
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/venue/3037
Favorite porno movie: Poke a Hawntis
How often do you masturbate?: i don't count...lots
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: i look like, and talk like a man...and i have a dick...i'm not a lady at all
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Bad Brains ROIR sessions
Favorite punk rock band: Bad Brains
Comments:
you got cool shit here....Please check out my sorry-ass page..i need support
ray - 07/09/98 06:21:03
My Email:djcheek@idt.net
Favorite porno movie: bimbo cheerleaders from outer space
How often do you masturbate?: like mad
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: i dont know
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: 36-24-36
Greatest punk rock record of all time: gorilla biscuits "start today"
Favorite punk rock band: secondhand from NJ
Comments:
i found your site from some links page and i downloaded a song. you guys sound pretty good.think you'll ever come to new jersey?
Nicole - 07/09/98 04:50:14
My Email:boycrazeeblondie
How often do you masturbate?: every second of the day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: you all are pretty cute!
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: kind of short, hazel eyes, long blonde hair
Favorite punk rock band: d.b.s.
Comments:
You guys are pretty funny! I would love to hear you play at Gilman, so let me know what's up!
Jenn-o - 07/06/98 02:30:24
My URL:http://www.sex.com
My Email:sexsexsex
Favorite porno movie: shit eaters
How often do you masturbate?: as much as i can
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: ummmmmmm?
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: um. yea.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: umm.. i don't know
Favorite punk rock band: bikini kill
Comments:
I saw you once at gilman when some band didn't show up so you took their place. i see you at gilman sometimes. yah. i just shit my pants. i like the simpsons. i like sex. i like yr mom.
melanie (again) - 07/01/98 00:29:15
My URL:it would be easier to click on my banner below
My Email:moephoe@hotmail.com
Comments:
Well I finally got a banner, so here I am self-advertising. (But I couldn't possibly self-advertise more than the fuckers at geocities.)

Shaun - 06/29/98 03:57:57
My URL:wet-nap's page, bitch ass.
My Email:wet-nap2000@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Deep Impact
How often do you masturbate?: Usually about once a day.
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan, yum, Ryan.
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: Umm... I think I am pretty fly. But I'm a boy.
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Mohinder/Nitwits split 7".
Favorite punk rock band: Mohinder.
Comments:
um.... Once there was a pony named Freddy. He liked sugar. I was his friend.

Bill the Box Boy - 06/13/98 02:02:49
My URL:http://poopsrus.com
My Email:pizonmygrave@aol.com
Favorite porno movie: Backdoor Brides
How often do you masturbate?: Usual basis
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: ppp
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Ramones
Favorite punk rock band: Ramones
Comments:
I was in the Nevada desert. It was Christmas time and I had lost my clothes some three miles behind me. I met a scarecrow and his name was Cartweelssd. We walked and we walked and then I realized that I was in my bathroom. THE END.
Ruben Marabilla - 06/12/98 20:55:18
Favorite porno movie: Where the Girls Sweat
How often do you masturbate?: 27 times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: (Ruben remains neutral on this topic well), actually that sexy man Rory ,the one with the glasses
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: n/a
Greatest punk rock record of all time: anything by The B-Sides
Favorite punk rock band: tie between Timberland and Magoo/ and The B-Sides
Comments:
Chris Farley is the greatest pimp in the whole world who ever lived!
Donnie - 06/07/98 07:26:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/8563/
My Email:pezzking@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Spice Girls do america
How often do you masturbate?: only when I see the Spice Girls on Mtv
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan Spice
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: I am english, an ari head and bitchy
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Blatz/Filth Shjt Split
Favorite punk rock band: Spice Girls
Comments:
go to my page to see how to get Fathead screw all the pez stuff and click on the fathead banner
nick slick - 05/28/98 01:02:50
My Email:artdog1@pac.net
Favorite porno movie: jeeeeze
How often do you masturbate?: ++++
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: jonny
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: n/a
Greatest punk rock record of all time: sham 69 "singles collecton
Favorite punk rock band: A.K.A NOTHING
Comments:
well its another day in the neighborhood for the kids across the world. If you want to hear and see more about the great A.K.A. NOTHING please e-mail me. we have a new line up and new demo entitled "CITY STREETS" it even has old songs like
revolution and Punk prez. you can order it from me for a fairly cheap price, if my email doesn't work
email ryan punk ass to get in touch i like to take up space
cheeseballs - 05/28/98 00:55:21
My Email:killllll
Favorite porno movie: you
How often do you masturbate?: hmmmm
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: neither
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: pizza please
Greatest punk rock record of all time: clash (any of em)
Favorite punk rock band: A.K.A NOTHING
Comments:
DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perry Hall - 05/26/98 16:59:44
My Email:pshall@zira.com
Favorite porno movie: ahem
How often do you masturbate?: ahem, ahem
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: job security... ;-)
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: guys, sheesh
Greatest punk rock record of all time: hate favorites
Favorite punk rock band: Steel Pole Bathtub
Comments:
Have a punk rock summer.
Jesse Holmes - 05/23/98 21:45:29
Favorite porno movie: The ones I make
How often do you masturbate?: No less than two times a day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Everyone but Jon
Greatest punk rock record of all time: no comment
Favorite punk rock band: AKA Nothing
Comments:
How often do you masturbate???
Ryan George - 05/23/98 21:42:12
My Email:skacat69@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: all of them
How often do you masturbate?: twice daily
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I cant answer that
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Clash "s/t"
Favorite punk rock band: AKA Nothing
Comments:
I have none at the moment
Sam Piraino - 05/23/98 02:16:49
Comments:
i was trying to find a skater chick page through net serch but happy to be one of the elite 38 poeple to see this shitty site
Pito Gonzales - 05/19/98 00:57:38
My URL:http://slzcrew.com
My Email:pito@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: Anything with Ron Jeremy
How often do you masturbate?: only when watching porno movies with Ron Jeremy
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Ryan, of course
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Big Daddy Bob's Bass Bumpin' Hits
Favorite punk rock band: NWA
Comments:
The B-Sides be rockin old skool style. I bump their shit when I be cruzin in my'z low ridda. Fathead Fanzine sucks.
doonie Palmer - 05/18/98 17:06:56
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/8563
My Email:Pezzking@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: you copied Melanie you basturd
How often do you masturbate?: not as much as Ryan
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Rory
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: hairry legs lots of brains
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Operation Ivy "Energy"
Favorite punk rock band: Screeching Wezel
Comments:
The B-Sides suck
Fathead Fanzine Sucks
melanie - 05/17/98 06:15:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Arena/2907
My Email:moephoe@hotmail.com
Favorite porno movie: yours
How often do you masturbate?: not so often anymore, only when I think of you...so I guess hardly ever
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: I am
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: sexy as fuck and you know it baby
Greatest punk rock record of all time: The B-Sides Greatest Hits
Favorite punk rock band: Sex Pistols, Blatz, Filth, Criminals, and me
Comments:
I think I fucked up the first time so you are going to have to edit out that one, ha ha more work for you I love it. Oh wait a minute, this is for the B-Sides?? I thought this page was for the S-Sides cuz that's what it said in the paper you know. You
ay not know it but I have seen your band twice now and I think I want you all oh ya, big orgy at my house and you are all invited.
melanie - 05/17/98 06:08:58
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Arena/2907
Comments:
Rory Manifesto - 05/17/98 04:25:49
My Email:ronda.smith@mci2000.com
Favorite porno movie: Magic Women, Dreams of a Gigalo,and Big Melons
How often do you masturbate?: well let's put it like this: im always sore
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: me ofcourse
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: (i would just like to say i hope that all chicks that sign this guest book are very hot, if you are not, well, then lie
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Back From Samoa
Favorite punk rock band: AKA Nothing
Comments:
Ryan works HARD on this page so i hope you like it, i help out when i can(i help out by sleeping and yelling)Remember deez three things:its good to be an asshole,Ryan is dumb,and all girls please fell free to contact me.
**all ideas exspressed by Rory is in no way expressing the ideas of Rory Manifesto**
Ryan PunkAss - 05/17/98 01:21:50
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Arena/7187
My Email:bsc@jps.net
Favorite porno movie: (tie) Big Melons/Dreams of a Gigolo
How often do you masturbate?: Every Day
Who is the hottest member of The B-Sides?: Jon
Ladies, how hot-looking are you, please describe yourself in detail.: N/A
Greatest punk rock record of all time: Ramones "s/t"
Favorite punk rock band: R.A.M.O.N.E.S RAMONES!!!
Comments: My balls itch
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