useless crap that you don't really need to know about me

(but read it anyway)

my name is erik.
i am 16 years old.
my favorite band is rage against the machine. i love to play guitar, and i love my iguana, twiggy, even though he bites me every time i pick him up, more at the bottom, so, read on until you're ready to kill me for writing all this crap...

i also like, in no particular order,
filter, metallica, marilyn manson, korn, stabbing westward, prodigy, slayer, everclear, nirvana, hum, napalm death, code 13, coal chamber, alice in chains, bad religion, green day, operation ivy, rancid, civ, live, pearl jam, nine inch nails, radiohead, l7, rasputina, sonic youth, limp bizkit, sublime, marcy playground, offspring, type o negative, smashing pumpkins, helmet, sugar ray, dog eat dog, wu-tang clan, house of pain, sepultura, beastie boys, gravity kills, deftones, red hot chili peppers, beck , neil young, misfits, danzig, ozzy osbourne, pantara, black sabbath, anthrophobia, corrosion of conformity, gwar, orange 9mm, six feet under, white zombie, eyehategod, therapy, cypress hill, ramones, sex pistols, jane's addiction, breeders, blink 182, dropdead, led zeppelin, charles bronson, wolfpac, lanyard, grieving eucalyptus, dead kennedys, social distortion, los crudos, u.k. subs, anti-flag, megadeth, hole, blind melon, destroy, phobia, violent femmes, tool, butthole surfers, hessian, mushmouth, hatebreed, fatal aggression, slacker... and and many, many more

i have some friends... they are, again in no particular order,

andrea
andrea... hmm, what can i say. well, it took a little kat to make us relize what we both wanted. so i guess we got her to thank.. thanx kat... well, i kant think of mmuch else to say right now so... on to... here

katura.
katura is nice. she likes smashing pumpkins and samn, she does a really cool mailing list called useless drags... its all about smashing pumpkins...sign up for it at here ...she has some cool homepages too...mystery sky...lethal love potion...

sämn
samn is friendly. she likes smashing pumpkins and orange, visit samn's homepage here samn let me sign a whole 2 pages in her yearbook, so that makes her cool...but we have this, um.. deal that, well, we were at school one day, and i wanted a soda, but i didn't wanna go get one by myself, so she made me make a deal that if she went and got a soda with me, i would have to be nice to her for two years...what was going through my head at that time...i don't know...oh well...samn, i'll try my hardest to be nice, okay

tom.
tom is immature. i hate him, tom has this, um, well, companion who is about as attached to him as his own nose, no offense tom, but public shows of affection really suck

dave
dave is not as cool as he wants to be, visit his homepage here, dave is really cool because he like nine inch nails, and he is a .. sucker

travis.
travis is really cool. i hang out with him a lot. he likes really cool bands

rosie.
rosie is katura's sister, but she is pretty cool cause she likes all the stuff i do.. korn, coal chamber.. go to her homepage at here

 

things that i appreciate in life and why...

drea

hmmm. me thinks that ya know why... :)

friends

for helping me through, some, well, to say the least, hard times (you know who you are)

computers

for keeping me in touch with the world outside of my house

music

for completely taking over my life, and giving me something to live for

indie zines

for keeping me in touch with the underground

parents

for bringing me into this world

bryce

for being my brother, even though he's gonna go in the army and kill someone

bleach

for giving my hair a chance to not be brown :)

guitars

for giving me an outlet to my anger, happiness, and any other emotion i'm feeling at the time

bootlegs

for giving me something to do, love, and respect the sheer energy that can be put out by a human in a live show

twiggy

for being my one and only pet iguana

moo'y

for being my one and only stuffed cow

things i hate in life and why

religion

what's the point in believing anything... live for yourself, not some god

soft music

two words... titanic song

war

kill fascism, nazi skinheads, and bigots... not innocent people forced by their government to fight for something they don't believe in

life

for treating you like crap

over 21 shows

well, im only 16 so i guess you can figure that one out

if i wrote about you and you don't like what i said, mail me and i probably wont change it cause im a prick, but, anyway, send love/hate mail to bullonparade@oocities.com

more to come whenever i feel like it

well,now that you are bored out of your mind, go back to my page...zapatas blood