A blonde gets on an
airplane and sits down in the first class section.
The stewardess tells her she must
move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde
replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardess
gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm
blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until
we reach Jamaica."
The stewardesses
don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers
seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the
blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her
seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he
said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half
of the airplane wasn't going to
Jamaica".
What is yellow, black, and screams?
A bus full of blacks going over a bridge.
A kid comes home
from kindergarten and his mother asks him "What's wrong, you look kinda
depressed?"
The kid says,
"Well, today the teacher wanted us to say the alphabet. All the white kids
were sayin' the whole thing, singin' it and everything. I knew only up
to the letter 'D.' Why is that?"
The mother said,"That's
because your black."
The next day
the kid comes home and his mother asked him "What's wrong with you today?"
The kid said, "Well, today the
teacher axed us to count to a hundred. All the white kids could do it but
I could only count up to 8. Why is that?"
The mother said,
"That's because your black."
The next day
the kid comes home from school with a big smile on his face. So his mother
said, "Why are you so happy today?"
The kid said,
"Today was gym class. When we took showers I found out that my
pee-pee was the biggest in the
class. Their pee-pees were so small and mine was so big! Is that 'cause
I'm black, mama?"
The mother said,
"No, that's because you're 32 years old."
Q. What do you call a group of 26 pakies?
A. A full set of teeth.
Q. What do you call a paki with 2 wooden legs?
A. A waste of wood
Q. How long does it take a paki to take a sh-t?
A. About 9 months
Q. Why don't they teach sex ed. and drivers ed. in pakistan on the same day?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q : How can you tell it's midnight in an Pakistani Airport?
A : The 5pm flights take off.
Q. What do you call a paki with a wooden leg?
A. Sh-t on a stick
Next the Paki drank his shooter, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass with the American's gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in Pakistan they had so much sand that glass was cheap and he too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian
drank his shooter grabbed the gun off the bar and shot the Paki. As he
was setting the gun back on the bar he told the American that in Canada
we have so many Pakis you never have to drink with the same one twice!