How Much Do We HATE Hanson?

Let us tell you how much:

From Mister Hat: "I'd rather dip my testicles in a hot frying vat and eat them right off my body than be forced to hear their name uttered in my presence."

From Joe Clark: "I would rather pull my brains out through my butt then look at them with masks on."

From Dan: "I would rather eat 20 buckets of a zit-covered dweeb's barf then come within 100 meters of anything in the universe that has to do with Hanson!"

From Kurz2: " I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater while watching Roseanne strip than listen to a single syllable of one of their sh*tty utterances."

From N0b0dy9765: " I would rather not take a shower for a year than listen to Hanson, I would rather eat my contacts than listen to Hanson, and I would rather date the biggest b---h in school than listen to Hanson."

From "Jimbo": "I would rather eat a peice of dog crap with worms in it than look at hanson or their cd."

From Jasmine: "Well, I'd rather go out in the freezing cold, Canadian style winter and strip down to nothing screaming, "HANSON SUCKS" at the top of my lungs, until the police come to arrest me for indecent exposure. Unless I die from hypothermia first..."

I'd rather reduce my CD collection to nothing but Barry Manilow albums to avoid buying their record;

I'd rather gouge out my own eyes with a hot poker than buy their album;

I'd rather see Janet Reno strip. Hell, I'd rather see Rush Limbaugh strip than buy their album;

I'd rather bash my own brains in than touch a Hanson with a 50-foot pole;

AND, I'd rather eat raw intestine casserole with cyanide sauce and a side of crap than buy their album.

Got any more things you'd rather do than be in contact with anything Hanson? Please e-mail me (below). Keep in mind, it must make me LOL.