
The odd couple: Hype
and Julien share a session on the couch

(above & below)
Hype prepares for the show
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16/02/2000
20:00 GMT, The Millennium Dome Skysacape, Greenwich
Julien
Macdonald's show is to take place in the Skyscape, a Murdoch-sponsored
stand-alone structure on the Millennium Dome site.
On the main stage, a huge parachute-shaped sheet of
material is being lit pink, while white blobs of light rotate
across its surface like some lurid sex-ed video from biology
class.
Hype
arrives at the Dome just before eight, missing Victoria Beckham
who had popped in for a fitting.
A guard at the entrance desk muses on Hype's name before
uttering a knowing "Ah!"
"Hype
Williams!" he announces.
"Puff Daddy!"
He
gives him a friendly nod.
Hype
has never attempted a full-scale live show before.
This is the first time he's had to operate without the
luxeries of multiple takes and digital post-production.
As the lights flash, he surveys his grand experiment from
the stalls. What he
sees does not please him. "I'm
gonna have to start throwing a monkey wrench at the powers that
be," he tells a ponytailed technician, "'cause I don't
have a light show to entertain people with."
There
are still a number of technical issues to be resolved.
Chief among these is whether the huge screen above the
stage can be raised quickly enough not to disrupt the 20-minute
show. Hype could cut
his losses and project Attik's visuals onto a white 'polysilk'
curtain, but it wouldn't look as good.
He
then halts discussions to order dinner.
At first he requests a take-out from the Blue Elephant, a
top-end Thai restaurant in Fulham which he's taken a shine to:
"The curries here are amazing,
man." But when
he realises how many hungry mouths have appeared around him and
that ordering food all the way from West London might be
impractical, he sends out to the nearest McDonald's.
While
dinner is in transit, Jay-Z appears with a five-man entourage. The diamonds around Jay's neck shimmer in rainbow shades
under the show lights. Hype
rolls up his sleeves and begins thrusting his arms
enthusiastically as he explains to Jay, who is due to open the
show the next day, what will be expected of him.
Curiously, Hype's regular soft, measured speech has given
way to a rasping, round-the-way vernacular: "Niggas be like
rhymin' they rhymes," he growls, "knowhamsayin? I know you
wit dat..."
The
pair retreat into a corner of the auditorium for a quiet word,
though it doesn't stay quiet for long.
"Yo Ab," Hype bellows over to his right-hand man,
Abdur. "Did you
get that brochure for the yacht?"
He's obviously about to acquire the ultimate Big Willie
status symbol and is keen to share the news with play king Jay.
Later,
once Jay-Z has snuck out and the McDonald's has been consumed,
Hype has to get back to technicalities.
The technicians show him how the large screen above the
stage can be raised and lowered.
For someone who made his name in the quick-fix world of pop
video, Hype remains impressively focued throughout the discussion
of these mundane details. Only
one question is still bothering him.
"Where
is Julien anyway?" Hype shouts across the theatre.
"Tell him to get his little ass down here."
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