My name is piper, thats a fact
I play guitar for a well-known fact
I'll give you passes for any show
As long as you let me do all your blow
I live my life for the kids
Its the best way to smoke the killer shit, man
Lend me fifty, I'll pay you back plenty
You should've known better than to let me bum that
I can sleep any time, any place
You'll never forget the look on my face
Any time no matter what the cause
I'll sleep through the holocaust
I don't have a monkey on my back
You have the whole zoo- thats a fact
I live my life surrounded by crap
Thats why I wrote this rap
Ahh, I need a ride, lend me fifty bucks, will ya
I'm good for it, I'm in a world of shit
I can't live under these conditions
Get 'em out, get 'em out, get 'em out