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"FLAT IN A SOFT PLACE"
(Composed with love and admiration for Jimmy Crespo, by Marilyn, Jessica,
and Fuddy on 29th June 1997 in The Middle of Nowhere, England!)
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Riding down the highway
On a cool breezy day,
On our way to Stonehenge
Something happened along the way
The car began to vibrate
We thoguht the road was rough
At this point we pulled over
Thinking we'd had enough
As the car finally stopped
Off the two of them popped
Fuddy was alone
Sniffing for the smoke
Chorus:
Flat in a soft place (Cheshire Cat)
Going nowhere
Flat in a soft place
Please get out the spare
Sitting in a field we were toldto wait
The AA man was called and he was going to be an hour late
Jimmy is a great guy
And only for him would this do
Because this rock
Is in sucha bloody hard place to get to
Chorus:
Flat in a soft place (Cheshire Cat)
Going nowhere
Flat in a soft place
Please get out the spare
Chorus:
Flat in a soft place (Cheshire Cat)
Going nowhere
Flat in a soft place
Honey please get out the spare
Repeat Chorus until the AA man arrives, then.....
PASS OUT!!!!
Ahhhh the things we do for friends! Fuddy, Jessica and Marilyn find
the Rock to be in a very Hard Place to get to!
Now if only Spinal Tap were about!
Bottom: Fuddy singing with Jimmy's band "Three Point Jam" at Hotel
Niko in Beverly Hills, California.
Top: Fuddy and Jessica with Jimmy and Michael from the band. Jessica
swears she didn't mean to dress as Jimmy's twin!