"Hmn. Well do you want a mirror?"
"a mirror?"
"I'm laying here watching tv, and my dad just wanders in with this fucking huge mirror! That guy goes on some fucking adventures or something. 'You want this Johnny? I thought you might want this, etc etc'."
"LOL"
"Just imagine my reaction! I'm like... uh, where did you get that? And why do I want a mirror, exactly? A mirror the size of a sport coupe, nonetheless."
"That's what I pictured...like one of those big ass long ones..haha"
"Oh, it's enormous! There isn't even enough free space on any of my walls for all of it."
"and he got it where?"
"From a neighbour who was throwing it out. He sits by the window and just watches everything happening outside while he watches tv. He's like a neighbourhood spy or something. I can just see him seeing the neighbour dragging this thing to the curb and him jumping up out of his chair and sprinting out there yelling, "STOP! STOP! I want that thing!""
"Oh man. That's a picture"
"It's a hell of a picture. I still don't know how the hell he got it through the front door."
"Sideways, dork."
"No man, even that would be troublesome. This thing's huge."
"Hmn. Well he did it."
"He did. Oh he did."
"And where is he going to put it now?"
"Oh, he's leaving it in here."
"In your room!?"
"Yep!"
"wow. It could make yer room bigger, if placed in the proper spot?"
"That's what he kept saying!! Over and over, "It'll make your room look bigger, Johnny!" and then he'd glance in the mirror at himself with this giant grin and say it again and again. "Doesn't it make your room bigger? It'll make your room bigger!" He was wired."
"HAHAHAH I can soooo see that"
"It was madness, man. *madness*"
"I'd have LOVED to have seen that"
"Oh, a bunch of people would have. It was like the mirror... I don't know, made him like ultra-horny almost. He was so excited."
"As much as I'd have liked to have been there I can actually see the whole thing"
"I bet you can. Pretty fucked, eh?"
"Pretty fucking funny"
"Yep. And though I'm glad she's gone, it would have been fucking LUNACY if Mary was still here."
And now I have an enormous mirror.