While asleep, I opened up a can of fish food...
took a pinch of flakes...
and crammed them in my mouth.
Can you even fucking believe that?!
I woke up sputtering with a terrible, dry taste in my mouth, hands fumbling for the lamp in the pure dark.
How did I even find the fish food in the dark... while asleep, no less?! And yet, I couldn't find the lamp, while partially awake and wiping fish meal off my tongue.
So I did the next best thing, and I turned on my computer for some light. By the time it got started up to display enough light, however, I had found the lamp and switched it on, lighting my idiocy for the rest of my room to see. I must have been quite a spectacle then, quite the spectacle indeed.
So I wiped off my tongue some more,
and took a drink of water,
and turned off the computer,
and turned off the light...
and went back to sleep
as if none of it
ever even
happened.
Back.