Cough cough cough.
Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
cough cough.
Cough cough.
That's the sound you make.
And that's all you are to me, sounds.
Terrible, wretched sounds that I want to silence, no matter the cost.
You... you... you disgust me and make me hesitate.
You fry my brains and make me crazy.
I want to push you down the stairs.
I want to put drugs in your drinks.
I want to take all your things and throw them out on the lawn.
I want to beat you unconscious and throw you in the back of the van and drive drive drive to find a place to throw your body.
I want to make it look like a suicide.
I want to tear your head right off your fucking shoulders and mount it on the front porch as my trophy and warning.
I want you to put down your beer and just fucking LEAVE and never come back.
I want to sacrifice you back to whatever hell you crawled out of.
You and your cough.
Neither of you are going away, are you?
Well I've got this one little phone number
and for both our sakes I hope it makes you go away...
or else it'll take something else to do it
and I'm scared that I might.
I really am.
That's how crazy you make me.
That's how angry you make me.
That's the madness that descends whenever you get near, get in the door, get drunk, get sad, get loud, get to smoking.
Whenever you ANYTHING.
You're the most sickening, vile and disgusting creature I've ever come across.
I've met roadkill more appealing than you.
I've met toddlers with better bladder control than you.
I've met dumps that smelled better than you.
I've met crazy bums with more charisma and more going for them than you.
I fucking hate hate hate you and your cough cough cough!!
Fuck off
FUCK OFF
and die
DIE
you monster
MONSTER OF A BITCH OF A PIECE OF SHIT.
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