So I'm leafing through my site statistics page. A page like that shows you some interesting things. It'll show you who went to which part of the page, what time they were there, the most popular times of day/week/month for people to view the page, the browser of choice for the page and etc etc etc. Now, my page has been submitted to some various search engines as well, and the statistics page reports that as well. It reports which page referred a visitor, which sometimes is a search engine result.
Now for what I found to be of particular interest... the keyword search.
People use wacky keywords and phrases. It's true. I just wasn't exactly sure how screwy this can get until I looked over most of the stats I had built up.
The following is a list of searches people use to find my site... some of it comes from my offbeat vernacular, but mostly... it's as strange to you as it is to me. Hey, maybe sticking them all on this page I'll pick up some extra juicy hits, huh?
Check it out, yo.
'fuck hockey'
'wrist banger aspirin suicide'
'she sucks and swallows'
'dicklick'
'wwf girls'
'cholestorol'
'boy and sucks and dad'
'ken wanninger'
'lies workl'
'eyebrow and pierce'
'health cholestorol'
'exocism'
'vicious lies'
'gravol'
'hair advantage'
'fucking mommy'
'girls in pants'
'shitdick'
'cholestorol fighting foods'
'wwf godfather'
'cleavage sweater'
'4'
'little girl gets horsedick up the ass'
'bastards lenin'
'there's a place where everyone can be happy'
'stacie mistysyn'
'fake fingernails'
'health cholestorol'
'like the desert misses the rain'
'ass shit'
'maygan'
'gravol high'
'cholestorol levels'
'shitdick'
'media and eating disorders'
'what did 13 colonies eat'
'kick in the balls'
and 'mom bat bit slid'... I think that one's my favourite, along with '4'.