This is sure to be not that long and fairly pointed. Hmn, reminds me of something in my pants... but anyhow;
I'm flipping through the channels on tv, and there's this ass that catches my eye. A nice ass peeking through some kind of see-through fabric nonsense. I notice that the channel is 7, CityTv, and the show is Fashion Television. So, with the possibility of more goods to come and with nothing else on tv, I stay tuned for a while.
It was quite an Mmm affair, yet somehow different from the usual parade of ugly mugs wandering up and down a runway that I can usually see if I'm flipping by Fashion Television. Then a model I recognize comes out and I realize why things are different. Anna Nicole Smith strolls by, and I realize hey... all of these women have boobs! Wow! And... they're not boneracks! They have juicy thighs and arms you can't see through and bellies! Soft, rounded bellies and hips and warm and gentle s-curves, mmm.
So I keep watching, of course, and I'm listening to the commentary, and it starts to disturb me. At first I let it go, but then it really started to bother me, the way they were talking about the girls. They kept calling them this terrible term... "plus sized". Plus sized?! What the hell is that? These were all very wonderfully proportioned women, and these people call them 'plus sized' and various other things that are usually reserved as polite ways to refer to fat people. And I was just not a fan of that at all.
These were not plus sized, overweight, husky or anything else. These were women with normal luscious curves, rather than women who are starved, waifish, flat and narrow.
In my humble opinion, they had it totally wrong. I think it should work the other way around, personally. I think rather than calling normal sized women 'plus sized', they should be calling their regular disgustingly skinny models 'minus sized'.
Oh but there was applause for finally acknowledging the plus sized woman. Oh yes, it was a fucking jolly clambake, hip hip hooray for the women who, you know... actually has some shape to her, and you could see in the eyes of every freak there that they were waiting for whoever was running the show to round up the 'fat girls', and bring out the stick figures.
So basically, all I have left is to send off with a great big FUCK YOU! to every fashion snot that ever called a woman who was 140 pounds 'plus sized'.
No, it's just not like that.
Your nasty bitches are minus sized, and THAT's how it is.
Back.
Aftermath: I yelled this little rant to Boots and she smiled and patted my head and told me I was talking like a female. Oh well.