It was a genius idea! We wanted to find out the truth about OTT but we didn't know how to ask. So, Instead of spending hours thinking up questions (like we get paid to do) we made a cup of tea and got the lads to interview each other. Biscuit anyone?
Right lads. You're allowed to ask each of your band mates a question. There'll be no rudeness. Niall, you're the first to go. Are you ready then, Mr O' Neill
- Niall to Alan
- Okay. Have you ever contemplated lmaac, seeing as you're so hairy?
- Alan
- Actually, I do have a tub at home that I keep under my bed.
- Adam
- You don't use it thought, do ya?
- Alan
- I used it once on my cheek because I had little hairs growing on it, but it burnt my face. so no. I don't use it.
- Alan to Adam
- Okay. Firstly, what's this about you and teddy bears with wings?
- Adam
- Well, I was given a Woozle when I was really young as a present off Santa Claus and I mentioned it once and since then I've been getting lots. And Woozles look like teddy bears with wings.
- Niall
- Don't send them anymore. We want money instead!
- Alan
- Thank you Adam. Very good.
- Alan to Niall
- Just roughly how many freckles do you think you have?
- Niall
- I honestly have now ldea. It could be a million. Infinitive.
- Adam
- And so you worry about becoming old?
- Niall
- No I look forward to it. I'd like to see my grandchildren.
- Glen
- You've got grandchildren?!!!
- Niall to Adam
- Is it true that you bike has still got stabilizers
- Adam
- I don't have a bike.
- Niall
- Aaaaaaah!
- Glen
- But, Adam, ifyou had a bike would it ahve stabilizers?
- Adam
- No. I'm very well balanced.
- Niall toadam
- Right Adam, this is a serious questions. Did you nick my black shirt?
- Adam
- No! It wasn't black it was navy.
- Glen
- The secret's in the colour.
- Adam
- It just looked like yours.
- Glen
- Let's move on shall we, lets leave that one unsolved.
- Glen to Adam
- If you're sitting on the lav and there's no paper, what do you do?
- Adam
- I check before I go.
- All
- No, no! That's cheating!
- Adam
- I'd have a shower.
- Glen
- Pah.
- Glen to Niall
- Have you ever dressed up like a girl?
- Niall
- On a couple of occasions. One time I was with you and the other time I don't want to talk about.
- Glen to Alan
- Alright Alan, do you pluck your eyebrows?
- Alan
- No I don't. People may think I do but I don't
- Adam
- But some days there's hair between them and sometimes there isn't! How come?.
- Alan
- I'm telling ya! I don't pluck my eyebrows!
- Adam to Alan
- Do you think you've lost or gained anything sice you've been in the band?
- Alan
- I've lost my sanity. And I've gainted lots of friends.
- Glen
- Oh. Do we know them?
- Alan
- They're not actually in the band... you're horrible.
- Niall to Glen
- What's the best part of working with us?
- Glen
- On a serious note, I think the best part of working with you guys is... the money! We have some and we share!
- Adam to Niall
- Here's a silly question: Why are you mad?
- Niall
- I think it was because I got dropped on me head as a baby.
- Adam
- My serious question is - why are you mad, seriously?
- Niall
- Too much sugar. Not enough exercise. There's hyperactiver stuff going on.
- Glen
- And his Star Wars Y - fronts don't fit him anymore. That makes him mad.
- Glen to Naill
- I put it to Niall. Do you ever strick your finger in your ear and lick the wax?
- Niall
- I have stuck my finger in your ear, the way yo do, and i've looked at it, made a little ball out of it and all... but I've never tasted it.
So there y'go. OTT's strangest serets unearthed by... OTT. And no, lads, you're not getting our pay-cheques...
