Yes, its a cliche, but I have done some pretty weird things ever
since I first noticed Sergio.
These arent very inventive I guess, but the thing that makes it fun
for people to read is that they are infact 100% true.
And that's what makes it a bit embarrasing for me to put them on my
site.
But then again, I do anything for a laugh.
You know you are obsessed with Sergio Garcia when...#1 ...you make a website all about him.
#2 ...when you hear Toto's Rosanna, you replace "Rosanna" with "el niņo"
"All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes. El Niņo, el niņo"#3 ...you rename your (plastic) goldfish from Tony to Sergio.
#4 ...you curse yourself for taking french and not spanish in school.
#5 ...you are so desperate to learn how to play golf, that you use a broom and a rolled up sock, and play in your livingroom. And then you ask people "how's my swing?"
#6 ...golf is your new favorite sport. You liked it before, but now you really really love it.
#7 ...you get really depressed when you see him hug some blonde at the Ryder Cup.
#8 ...you get really releived when you realize its Jesper Parnevik's wife.
#9 ...you get really jealous of Parnevik's wife coz she got to hug Sergio.
#10 ...you spend a long time making a list like this.