Fuzzy Logic:

1-God! Show Me Magic

I had a soul transplant operation,
Coz my bypass didn't function,
So now I'm keeping on my toes,
Til I see your one man show,
God! Show me magic
God! Show me magic
God! Show me magic
God! Show me magic
Wouldn't it be nice to know:
What the paper doesn't show,
What the TV doesn't say

And what my hamster ate today

God! Show me magic
God! Show me magic
God! Show me magic
God! Show me magic...

2-Fuzzy Birds
(Bunf has a hamster: Stavros. I had a dream in which Bunf wired up Stavros' wheel to a dynamo system producing electricity for his house. This is their story)

Bunf: Hamster, turnin' round in your wheel
I've got something to tell you:
I can harness your feel
Dynamo for electricity
You empower my feelings
Give me light for me to see

Stavros: So won't you give me some food
I really need to get some energy in me
Give me some
I really need to get some energy in me
Give me some...
To spread it on my bread
Don't you know that I spread it on my bread

Bunf: Rest yourself you've been long on your feet
If I buy you a matchbox
Will you keep it all neat?
Radiate you're no flash in the pan
You're the battery incarnate
I'm an innocent man
 

Stavros: So won't you give me some food
I really need to get some energy in me
Give me some
I really need to get some energy in me
Give me some...
To spread it on my bread
Don't you know that I spread it on my bread

3-Something 4 The Weekend

First time I did it for the hell of it
Stuck it on the back of my tongue and swallowed it
Second time things are getting easier
Blow me down this wind is getting breezier
Third time lucky, maybe feeling fuzzy
Oh my God! We're getting hippy-dippy!
5-6-7 man I'm in heaven
And I'm growing my beard
Until it gets sheared

You're on my mind
Every day and every night
And you'll never go away
Coz I know you're here to stay
For the rest of my mind

First time I did it for the hell of it
Stuck it right up and that was the end of it
Second time things are getting easier
Hairs on the back of my neck are getting stickier
Third time unlucky peversily bloody
Doctor I'm ill please pass me the brandy
5-6-7 I heard George Foreman say:
"Slow horses loose,
Fast women frighten"

You're on my mind
Every day and every night
And you'll never go away
Coz I know you're here to stay
For the rest of my mind

I just keep repeating myself
I just keep repeating myself
I just keep repeating myself

4-Frisbee

Locked in a sorry dream
You know we're drowning in designer ice-cream
This is the present but it's no surprise
Then I realise

What I see I spies
The past was eagle eyed
The futures pixelised
Too see you nice to see you?

I had my frisbee sharpened and honed
I had it galvanised and chromed
Decapitate and bury your toys
My frisbee brings the noise

What I see I spies
The past was eagle eyed
The futures pixelised
Too see you nice to see you

5-Hometown Unicorn

I was lost
Lost on the by-pass road
Could be worse
I could be turned to toad
Won't you take me back to my hometown
Take me back before I break down

Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Just like Frankie Fontaine
I wonder what can I do?

I was found
Riding a unicorn
Could be worse
I could be backwards born
Won't you take me back to my hometown
Take me back before I break down

Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Just like Frankie Fontaine
I wonder what can I do?

Calm down,
And then leave me alone
Calm down
And then leave me alone
Calm down
And then leave me alone
Calm down
And then leave me alone,
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Just like Frankie Fontaine
I wonder what can I do?

6-Gathering Moss

Lost capacity
For infinity
You and me
Are idly
Gathering moss

Fields of industry
Death by misery
You and I are idly
You and me are idly
Gathering moss

False security
Faked insanity
You and I united by itemised bills

Kills my sympathy
Builds my agony
You and me are idly
You and I are idly
Gathering moss

But when you see me
I'll be idly sweeping the dust away
Look here comes the shore again
And will aim there to be merry
You and I are idly
Gathering moss

7-If You Don't Want Me To Destroy You

If You Don't Want Me To Destroy You
Take a leaf out of my book:
Turn it round and have a look
Because I don't want you to destroy me
I'll commit myself to be
In and out of every tree

Gravity
You just hold me down so quietly
You just hold me back

When the insects fly all around you
Do you reach and aim a hit?
Or do lie around a bit?
And when the animals gather round you
Do you ask them for the time?
Or do you run away and whine:

Gravity
You just hold me down so quietly
You just hold me back
Gravity
You just hold me down so quietly
You just hold me back to Earth

Let me go into the depths of your infinity
I can sense your presence in the vicinity

8-Bad Behaviour

Bad Behaviour
Was my saviour
Makin' mischief
Used to make my day

Subsequently
Accidently
I put my fist
Through a window pane

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Behaviour

I remember
Once I had a brain
Amnesia never crossed my mind
Tonsillitis was my alibi
Truancy was my vocation

Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Behaviour

9-Mario Man

The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day
They stiched me up in Everton
Then they took me to a surgeon:
Lost on penalties
Mario Man

I married at the altar
The village's idiot daughter
Oh lucky me.
We honeymooned in Cyprus
That where she caught the virus
I flew home alone

So I bought myself a chip pan
And sailed it to the isle of man
For a holiday
Struggling in a vortex
With my jacket made of goretex
It fits wonderfully
Mario Man

Zap! Zap!
Wham! Wham!
Says the Mario Man today
He played so hard
He's got blisters on his fingers

10-Hangin' With Howard Marks

You and me and the guy from the sparks
Hanging out with Howard Marks
We're the three musketeers
Gather round with your beers
There's no need for the fear

Throw a penny into my plastic satellite dish
And make a wish
I wish you farewell
Buy, buy! Sell, sell!
I bid you goodbye
Sell, sell! Sky high

A big fax
And a portion of lies
Washed down with a dire choke
Pass the mic to your lover
Turn around and find another
Pass the buck to your brother

Throw a penny into my plastic satellite dish
And make a wish
I wish you farewell
Buy, buy! Sell, sell!
I bid you goodbye
Sell, sell! Sky high

11-Long Gone

Long gone
There's no shadow where you stood
Long gone
I would find you if I could
Long gone
There's a distance far away
Long gone
If I believed I would pray
Long gone

12-For Now And Ever

It's been a funny kind of day
Sîan Lloyd says the sun will come and play
Emotive in transit
We'll be together
Till the end
We'll be together
For now and ever
Oh! Ho! Oh! Ho! Ho!

All songs/caneijon: SFA; Published by/Cyhdecdwyd gan: Polygram music publishing Ltd.