A SONG ABOUT EYEBROWS
Music: Heinonkari, Assman
Lyrics: Assman
A Song About Eyebrows is really the second Sid
Died For Squid song that was written during practice. Previously,
I had written most of the songs at home, and then brought demos for the
guys to listen to, after which we would start playing the song. The
first song written during a practice would have been STEW, but that's another
story altogether. It was the summer of 1995. John and Lionel
were at that time just recent additions to the band. John had come
up with a bass line that he thought would sound cool in a song. The
rest of us agreed and the song was born. I didn't have any lyrics
written that suited the song so I decided to make something up on the spot,
and then write some "real" lyrics at a later time. It just happened
that the night before, Lionel got real drunk, and somehow managed to get
his eyebrows shaved off. I had already spent most of our jam replacing
lines in all of our songs with lines using the word eyebrows, as we all
found it amusing, and Lionel actually seemed a tad embarrassed. Naturally,
when I decided to make up lyrics for this new song, they had to be about
eyebrows, or specifically, a lack of eyebrows. After a couple of
weeks the song was sounding pretty good, but I hadn't written any lyrics
and kept singing the "eyebrows" song. Eventually, I decided that
the words I had been singing had become a part of the song and would not
be changed.
Download The Sound File:
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He's got no eyebrows
He's got no eyebrows
He don't really care
No fucking eyebrows
No fucking eyebrows
He don't really care
No he don't care
He's got no eyebrows
He's got no eyebrows
He don't really care
No fucking eyebrows
No fucking eyebrows
Probably no pubic hair
No he don't care
He's the dude with no eyebrows
He looks like a Chernobyl victim
He looks like a little old lady
But he doesn't really care
He's got no eyebrows
He's got no eyebrows
He don't really care
No fucking eyebrows
No fucking eyebrows
He don't really care
No he don't care
He's got no eyebrows
He's got no eyebrows
He don't give a shit
No fucking eyebrows
No fucking eyebrows
Doesn't really give a shit
No he don't care
He got all drunk one night
And he pulled out his razor
You can call him an asshole
But he doesn't really care
He's got no eyebrows
He's got no eyebrows
He don't really care
No fucking eyebrows
No fucking eyebrows
He don't really care
No he don't care
He's got no eyebrows
He's got no eyebrows
He don't really care
No fucking eyebrows
No fucking eyebrows
Probably no pubic hair
No he don't care
He don't care
He don't care
He don't care
He don't care
He don't care
He don't care
He don't care
He don't care
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