Music:  Jari Yrkki
Lyrics:  Assman


This song was written only weeks before recording of Anatomically Incorrect commenced.  That made it the newest song we had at the time of the recording.  I first came up with the idea of the lyrics at Ron's.  Ron, Jari and I were sitting back drinking beers (maybe Ron and Jari were into the Scotch that night), talking about things.  It was pretty standard fare, but a few points in the conversation inspired me to write some lyrics.  The following day I had the lyrics written.  At our next practice, I brought the lyrics with me and showed them to the guys.  Jari thought they were great and took them home, and began work on the music immediately.  A couple of days later, we were playing the song.  Recording of the song began not too long after.  I can't deny that the song is written about a certain individual who also happened to be a friend of mine.  When we first recorded the song, I changed the title to "Orange" because I thought that the title "Purple" would make it too obvious who the song was about.  I ended up playing that version of the song to her, and she loved it.  She even told me to change the title back to "Purple", so the vocals were re-recorded to the version you find on the CD.  This became one of the more popular songs on the CD, and later, in our live set.  Oh yeah, the original "ORANGE" recording is pretty rare, but there might be a couple of copies on cassette somewhere.  I think I have a copy.  The original vocal track for that was erased from the master.  I've also got the original "Jari Vocal" demo, but that's another thing...heh heh heh.  The campfire version of the song was something Jari and I decided to do for fun.  We didn't tell the other guys about it until it was time to record the vocals.  I think it worked well.  Now you can take an acoustic guitar camping with you and have a Purple sing-a-long.  What fun!


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Everybody knows her
She stands out in a crowd
Sometimes she's real quiet
And sometimes she has to be loud

Everyone adores her
'Cause she has the power
She'll knock you down and take control
Of your ivory tower

She'll catch you when your looking
Distract you with a flash
She'll do anyone and anything
And treat herself like trash

Maybe in the bathroom
Maybe in her bed
Maybe under the nightclub stairs
She'll keep herself well fed

She'll catch you when your looking
Distract you with a flash
She'll do anyone and anything
And treat herself like trash

Purple is a colour
Purple is a thing
Purple is a girl I know
The one of which I sing
She'll come with chords and harmony
And take on your great mass
But the one thing she really wants to know is...
Will you take her up the Nass

Everybody's known her
She stands alone in a crowd
Sometimes she's real quiet
And sometimes she has to be loud

She needs a little attention
She needs a little trip
She doesn't need all your money
Just a little tip

She'll catch you when your looking
Distract you with a flash
She'll do anyone and anything
And treat herself like trash

Purple is a colour
Purple is the king
Purple is a girl I know
The one of which I sing
She'll come with chords and harmony
And take on your great mass
But the one thing she really wants to know is...
Will you take her up the Nass

If you give her a little affection
Then she'll apologize
That you didn't get to see
Into her big brown eye

She'll catch you when your looking
Distract you with a flash
She'll do anyone and anything
And treat herself like trash

Purple is a colour
Purple is a thing
Purple is a girl I know
The one of which I sing
She'll come with chords and harmony
And take on your great mass
But the one thing she really wants to know is...
Can she pay homage
to the master
and will you take her up the Nass


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