PARODIES:
All these parodies were written by myself, so please, do not hate me after read this kind of joke... HEY GUYS FROM DREAM THEATER: this is only a joke!!!
 
WARNING:
Before the problem of the INTERNET's speed, I and the rest of the world, sometimes get... ANGRY... so I decided to write something to homage this shit!!

You are going to read something ... ... ... indescribable...

"To download, to wait
To connect, to hate
To reconnect, to sleep
To kill, the NET"
 
                                     ("Scarred") (The title is also based on net's speed)"

"You're building my file
pack by pack
Eating your speed is making me sick
You get what speed you want
Cause you live in the server
You're reading my speed
and leaving laughing
You say I gotta give before I receive it
 One of these days I'll believe it."

(Download you, NOT me!")
 
 

"The big modems take care of you
Until you kill yourself
And then the downloads go through the roof
Calculated, formulated
Feed my HD with simple velocities
And let me down instead of being taught
All bottled up and tearing at the file
I'm bored
Just let me download"

("Just Let Me Breathe")
 

"I had gotten to being download destroyed
It comes in apparently to fill the void
All files need a leash and at least I'll forget it
And it would never hurt me though
she's could got it
But I'm not gonna download today
I don't wanna scare me away
Your town, I'm all alone
and I just can't stare at the computer!!!"

("Lie")

"A daily dose of  vElOcItYlEsS
Will flush your mind right down the drain
Shannon Hoon and Bill Gates,
Make yourself a down loader name, yeah-yeah
Yeah"

("Just Let Me Breathe")
 

"The noise that you'll hear
Is the crashing down of Net's speed"

                        ("Hollow Years")
 

"There, there it is
I swear I'm gonna murder that poor link
Wait, I hear it again
Don't turn on the down's until we
Hear the way it starts"

("Peruvian Skies")

"     "

("Ytsejam")
(The lyric is = velocity)
 

"Downloading  round you is driving me crazy
Watching it runs is making me lazy
You're trying to get a place in my HD
Telling me lines I've already read
Speaking my line to try to confuse me
Say it again you're starting to download it"

("Download you, NOT me!")
"His final file
The web bows
And all those files
Are gone somehow
The crowd applauds
The speed falls"
("Take My Speed Away")
 

"Carry me to the link line
Bury me in the web
Walk me across the file
And maybe I'll understand"

("Hollow Years")

"I was standing by the edge of the server
I noticed my login in the waves
Then I saw you downloading back at now
And I knew that for a moment
You were having out speed on my name
You took away my speed
Will you take away my line"

("Take Away My Pain")
 

"Swept away with links...
Through the links in my hands
Crown of sites at my side
Drawing WEBS in the sand!!!!"
 
                                                            ("Lines in the Sand")
 

"In the stream of bytesless
There is a USER crying
Living comes much easier
Once we admit...  Net is slow...."

 
                                                ("Lines in the Sand")
 

"Sometimes for a moment of bliss
And the NET, we're jammed it
There's a message we miss:
(Download Completed)
 
                                                ("Lines in the Sand")
 

"But don't stop your downloads too soon
'cause you'll only be cutting your own line
And answer a DOWN while still can down
'cause nobody will if you won't"
 
                                                ("6:00")
 

"Caught in a slow WEB,
removed from the NET...
Hanging on by a file, spinning the bills
The file denied and mislead..."
 
                                                ("Caught in a web")
 

"The BROWSER will crawl to find you..."
 
                                                ("Innocence faded")   ("Connection faded")
 

"Don't expect your own file
this never speed that you desire
is only in your mind..."
 
                                                ("Voices")
 
 
"And I'll smile and I'll learn to wait
And I'll never download again
And I'll have no more sites to defend
And I'll never download again"
 
                                                ("Space-dye Vest")
 
 
"Lost on the NET
Links roll by
And I roll with them
Sites fly
Speed increases (rarely)
and then fall again (normally)"
 
                                                ("Pull me under")
 
 
"You can't fell the speed coming on...
(It's time to take the time)
Let it twist you AND carry you on
(It's time to take the time)
You're fighting with the speed of the NET
And no one can save you FOREVER"
 
                                                ("Take The Time")
 
 
"The speed keeps on, burning my phone's bill")
 
                                                                    ("Burning my soul")
 
 
"Connect another day
Wait a little higher
Find another reason to connect
Mouse in your hands
Hate in your eyes
If you're searching for a quick net..."
 
                                         ("Another Day") ("Another connection")
 
 
"You won't find it here
Look another way
You won't find it here
So die another day"
 
     ("Another Day") ("James' answer after asked him about velocity of the net")
 
 

"Don't tell me, you download it
Don't tell me, you though was quick
I won't, I swear I won't!!
I'll cry, I swear I'll cry!!!"
   
                                            ("Lie")
 
 
"Before the links have fallen
Before we stop the downloads
There must be the slowest and last visited
This one will last forever..."
 
                                            ("Metropolis")
 
 
"There was no time for down's
No energy for wait
The sightlessness of the file slips away
Navigating through the sites alone
He stops and tries to download
With confidence and self control"
 
                                             ("Learning to live") ("Learning to wait...")
 
 
"I need get a file, like some
people never will,
Show my how
Show me speed
Show the TRUTH"
 
                                            ("Learning to live") ("Learning to download")
 
 
"I look at the NET and see no velocity
I'm waiting to get a file...
I'm begging you, from the bottom of my heart
to show me VELOCITY..."
 
                                            ("Learning to live") ("Learning to wait")
 
 
"Morning comes too early, and speed falls earlier
Always what I do is wait. The site I've been hiding in
has sank from me today...
I (really) know it's easier, to hung-up away, that wait for the file
But I will raise a link to the sky, and here before this PC tonight I'll wait
She will so slowly getting the files, as I awaken from the longest download..."
 
                                                      ("Surrounded")
 
"Lifting files off a dream..."
 
                                         ("Lifting Shadows off a Dream")
 
 
"When there's velocity, tonight I'm awake
The Silent Web, when there's no stream
Arrive the Silent Web..."
 
                                        ("The Silent Man")
 
 
"Standing by the WINDOWS
Eyes upon the browser
Hoping that the memory
Will leave her spirit soon
She starts the downloads
and lays her body on the bed
While the downloads are running slow..."
 
                                         ("Wait for Sleep")  ("Wait for download")
 
 
"That way that your PING beats
makes all the difference in downloading to live..."
 
                                         ("Learning to Live")
 
 

This last one parody, is about TABLATURE:
 
"Beneath a tab sky
Under glass tab light
Tab awaits the bass's arrival
Liquid tabs crawl
Silver tab's bars fall
The tab subsides to bass's survival"

"By your bass
I've awakened
Bear this honor in my tab!"
 
                                        ("Under A Glass Moon")
 
 

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