Pagan Redneck Words
Ostara -- those twinkly things in the night sky
Beltane -- it helps to hold up your pants
Lammas -- hairy South American critters
Shaman -- toilet paper brand
Altar -- letting out your pants
Yule -- a greeting "how Yule doin'?"
Boline -- rolling a 300 on league night
Censer -- to bleep out dirty words
Handfasting -- dieting to get skinny fingers
Imbolc -- buying in quantity
Litha -- deadly
Mabon -- cosmetics brand (see "Mabon Lady")
Runes -- to mess something up
Incense -- marrying your cousin
Wicca -- Oriental furniture
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