Pagan Redneck Words 



   Ostara -- those twinkly things in the night sky 

   Beltane -- it helps to hold up your pants 

   Lammas -- hairy South American critters 

   Shaman -- toilet paper brand 

   Altar -- letting out your pants 

   Yule -- a greeting "how Yule doin'?" 

   Boline -- rolling a 300 on league night 

   Censer -- to bleep out dirty words 

   Handfasting -- dieting to get skinny fingers 

   Imbolc -- buying in quantity 

   Litha -- deadly 

   Mabon -- cosmetics brand (see "Mabon Lady") 

   Runes -- to mess something up 

   Incense -- marrying your cousin 

   Wicca -- Oriental furniture 

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