The Don Knotts School Of Love

How do you heal a broken heart
When you don't know where to start
She fell out of love long before I did
She said we needed some time apart

Chorus:
Welcome to the Don Knotts' School of Love
First in my class, I was a cut above
Welcome to the Don Knotts' School of Love
First in my class, I was a cut above

Well,
Girl number two her name was Thelma Lou
And she didn't know what she had
She left me standing at the alter waiting
But I knew she wanted me bad

(repeat chorus)

-okay...listen up...
Janet and Krissy were a couple of girls
Living next door to me
I dated them both on and off for a while
Just enough for them both to see

That I graduated from the Don Knott's School of Love
First in my class, I was a cut.....above.

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written by Steve Sundstrom and Dave Sundstrom