How to Spot a Raver ...

Ravers can perfectly understand and have amazing conversations with anyone under the age of ten.

Ravers know where all the best toy stores are.

Ravers get the most mileage out of their shoes. The toes and heels always curl up because they're so worn down.

Ravers always wish the dj would spin that OC Transpo track that they keep hearing on the bus ride home.

Ravers are the only people who don't have their age calculated in months, yet still wear and use pacifiers.

Ravers always consider every new place they go to as a possible location for a party.

Ravers hug EVERYONE.

Ravers can DANCE.

Ravers can be found dancing everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor.

Ravers understand the art of the bathroom conversation.

Ravers choose their clothes by texture, colour, and size.

Ravers love homemade clothes because they've seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.

Ravers get the most enjoyment out of gino/guito stories.

Ravers always order water when they go out to clubs. Ravers realize that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.

Ravers notice that the doors near the Mackenzie King Bridge have an "e" on the handle.

Ravers always know the most likely spot to find other ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.

Ravers don't bother planning to meet their friends ahead of time, their friends are always already there.

Ravers don't say "Nice shoes, wanna fu@k?"

Ravers give the best hugs and massages.

Ravers have a one track mind. It goes "thump thump tweet thump tweet thump"

Ravers constantly point out the trippy visuals in everyday life

Ravers helped Adidas through the "lean" years.

Ravers never know the name of their favorite tracks.

Ravers know how to SMILE.

Ravers always choose "e" on multiple choice questions.

Ravers are good at playing "guess what he's on".

Ravers will say "hi" to those people they don't know, yet always see on the bus.

Ravers can't watch Electric Circus without it being muted.

Ravers define the style of music they listen to as "good".

Ravers know what to do with a dead glowstick.