PETER SHOUTED TO PHIL, "DO YOU HAVE A HAIRLESS HEART YOU HAIRLESS HEAD!" PHIL LOWERS PETER TOWARDS THE POLLUTION CAUSING FLAMES WITH A SUDDEN JERK! "I ALWAYS LIKED STEAM, ESPECIALLY NOW" PHIL COMMENTED TO HIMSELF THEN SHOUTED TO PETER, "I BET YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO DOWN THE DOLCE VITA NOW, HUH! SORRY BUDDY BUT RAEL'S NOT COMMIN' TO SAVE YOU, HE HAS TO FREE HIS BROTHER JOHN!" PETER SHOUTS, "NO, NOT JOHN!" "YES, JOHN!" PHIL REPLIES!!!

PHIL BEGINS WHISTLING THE OLD JERUSALEM BOOGIE TUNE CAUSING PETER TO CRY! AS PETER FELT HIS ITALIAN LEOPARDS BEGIN TO STRETCH, HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF, "MAN, THIS TOFU I ATE AN HOUR AGO IS GIVING ME GAS." THEN, AN IDEA POPPED INTO HIS HEAD. HE LOWERED HIS GAS FILLED BUTT INTO THE FIRE AND AIMED IT TOWARDS PHIL. HE THEN COUGHED TO GIVE HIMSELF A LITTLE BOOST AND LET IT RIP! THE TOFU SCENTED FLAMES SLAMMED INTO PHIL'S FACE AND ROCKETED PETER ACROSS THE SKY!!! THE LEOPARD TIGHTS WERE TOAST! and Phil was too. PHIL SHOUTED TO PETER, "YOU MAY HAVE ESCAPED THIS TIME BUT I'LL BUMPER CAR YOUR A** AT DISNEYLAND NEXT YEAR!

I don't know about you but this story answers many questions. This story isn't true but it would answer many questions. Could this story be true? I know Phil trying to whistle the old Jerusalem boogie tune and Peter rconizing it is a little far fetched but I'm sorry because there is no game about saving Peter from the pollution causing flames of Phil but maybe next year there will be a game called, "BUMPER CARS: TRAP PHIL IN THE CORNER!" I apoligize if I have affended anyone and if you have any problems with this story, please e-mail me at SLICKrobbie15@juno.com and we'll make the changes possible for you to agree with. Go visit DIY if you like this kind of stuff. You can also return to HOME now if you would like. Oh! One more thing, don't tell Peter or Phil about Flamin' Pete. You want the new album to come out sooner, don't you?