*Aresnic Mail Order and Distrobution*

Gawd dammit, yes, I know that's not the way you spell "arsenic"

I'm in the beginning stages of this. Basically, I'll be selling custom leather jewelry, t-shirts, bondage dresses, skirts, and pants, patches, big buttons, stickers, workshirts, and posters. Along with some other goodies here and there. I'm working very simplistically here, I post pictures, and you e-mail me your what you want, the size, and your shipping address. I send you a total, and after I receive your payment (cash and money order to start out, and later I'll take credit cards through paypal and billpoint) I ship out what you wanted. For now, if you're interested, e-mail me at fredericksucks@yahoo.com for details.

T-shirts

All t-shirts (unless noted otherwise) are $7 plus shipping. I might make my own logo to put on the back, but right now, except for one, there's only printing on the front of the shirt. T-shirts come in 7 different sizes. To make things easy, we'll seperate it into boy's and girl's sizes.
Girls:

Youth Medium (size 14): On a petite girl, this would be the equivalent of a baby tee. On someone of average size (whatever that is), this would fit like a midriff top. If you want to show off your belly button piercing or you want something tight that makes your boobs look big, here you go.

Youth Large (size 16): This is the standard baby tee or girly tee shirt size.

Youth X-Large (size 18): This would be a baby or girl tee for girls who wanted more room. On someone of about average size, this would be a normal t-shirt, but it's cut and contoured for girls rather than guys (I've found that if I wanted to have just a normal t-shirt, not a baby-tee, it was hard finding one because my only option was to get one made for guys in a smaller size, and it wouldn't fit right. But then I found this size and fixed that problem).

Boys:

Adult Small: This is about the same size as the Youth X-Large. This is good for smaller guys, or emo boys who like their shirts very tight.

Adult Medium: This one would also be good for girls or emo boys. Slightly bigger so it's longer and not as tight.

Adult Large and X-Large: Standard sizes for guy's shirts. Band shirts you'd buy at a record store or at a concert are this size.

If you need a larger size, I can get XX-Large and XXX-Large at no extra cost.

Designs

Shirts can be made with the following phrases:

I Like Your Mom
I See Smelly People
Eat More Babies
Poser
Poser Punk
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
I hate your face
Your Face is Stupid
Slightly Imperfect
I tried snorting coke once, but I got ice cubes stuck in my nose
Smells like gutterpunk
Elistist: Pardon Me While I Sneer
I'm not really a punk, I'm just an asshole.
I'm in drag right now
Hermaphrodite Hardcore!
Aww, did someone forget to take their Flintstone's Vitamins?
Richard Simmons loves me
I like cats, they taste like baby.
Damaged Goods
For Rent
I'm a big kid now!
Stupidity is not an excuse
Can I kick you?
Or you can get a phrase of your own put on a shirt. If I like the phrase a lot, I'll add it to my list of shirt phrases, and you'll get the shirt, with shipping, for free.

Work Shirts

Plain work shirts are only $5, nicer ones with more detail and made out of sturdier material are $10. I usually find shirts of verying sizes and designs, and add the patches to them myself. When I get the pictures up, the nicer, featured work shirts (the ones that are $10) will be shown and reserved for whoever e-mails me first.

The Plain Shirt: $5 Varies in design and color (which are chosen at random), you specify the size (men's medium, large, or extra large), with one patch on it, you choose the name.

A Little Nicer: $6 The Plain Shirt only you get 2 patches, you choose what goes on those 2 patches.

The Good Deal: $9 You still don't get to choose the design, but along with choosing you own name tag, you get a real patch to make your shirt look more professional (like Buick or Maytag, or John's Used Cars). These cost more because real patches are $3-$4 on their own (which is more than what I pay for the shirt, heehee).

The Featured Shirts: $10 Shirts I got a good deal on and I'm passing the savings on to you. Professionally made, or if I made them myself, they'll have more than 2 patches on them. Or old boy scouts shirts. They'll be pictures of them on the site so you can see what you're getting.