this is the joke page. I rate the jokes 1-5 based on how funny they are

  1. Knock knock, who're there?  Luke.  Luke who?  Luke behind you, there's a ghost!(12/8/98)this one gets a 3.
  2. What did the doctor say to the ghost?  Why, you're white as a sheet!(12/8/98)this one gets a 2
  3. How does a ghost get into a haunted house?  With a skeleton key!(12/9/98)this one gets a 4
  4. Knock knock, who's there?  Bob.   Bob who?  Bob  Saget?(12/10/98)this one gets a 5!
  5. Life is like tying a toddler's shoes.   You know it's easy but you keep getting kicked in the face.(12/14/98)i can't rate this, I made it up.
  6. What do you call a guy with three legs.   A tripod!(12/18/98)0.
  7. What's a china man's favorite holiday?   ( must be spoken with an exxagerated Chinese accent)  erection day!  (I didn't come up with it so don't get mad at me!  (12/19/98)this one gets a 5
  8. A man walk into a bar and see's a chicken drinking a beer.  Chickens don't drink beer.  (12/17/98)this one gets a 1.
  9. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his dick.   The bartender asks "What's with the steering wheel on your dick?"   The pirate says, "Yarr,  it's drivin me nuts." ooo baby, this one gets a ten
  10. . What is black and white and red all over?  A sunburned zebra.   doh, you get nothing.
  11. . what goes 99 plonk, 99 plonk, 99plonk?  A centipede with one wooden leg.  funny, 4.
  12. . what is black and white, black and white, black and white, and black and blue?  A nun falling down some stairs.  I love nun jokes so this gets a 4.
  13. . Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?  Because potholder was already taken!  funny.  me like, amy is a rad person. this gets an 8!
  14. . I was wondering, is that a keg in your pants?  Cause I sure would like to tap that ass!    provacative and saucy.  I award a 7 for sexual humor.

 

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