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Name: Jerry Moaner The Wild and Frisky

Age: Too young for you, Mortimer you male chauvinist pig

Place Of Birth: Where the sheep fly merry and free.

Favorite Past Time: Has time passed? Dammit!

Most Memorable Moment: What are we without our memories?

Where Am I?: I love answering questions with a question.

Where Are You?: I'm at a computer terminal in a shopping center on the border of France. I can hear gunfire in the background again, I think the madman from the Deli across from me has finally snapped and is shooting his costomers for asking for veil. We We.

When Someone Takes Steroids After Having A Good Toss, Do Their Testicles Still Shrink?: Yes.

Are You A Fan Of Roger Moore?: No he is a rapist and is in legue with the French Deli owner.

Are You A Fan Of Ryan Moore?: I think he is down with the resistance.

Best Place To Shagg: In a tropical storm on the beach.

Favorite Band: Hot Water Music, Nine Inch Nails, Archers Of Loaf, Endorphin, The Cure, Soilwork, At The Drive-In.

Favorite Song: Liquid America - Hot Water Music, Telepathic Traffic & Fasion Bleeds - Archers Of Loaf

Favorite Sex Position: I'm up for anything that requires Pelin, Ice, Stawberries & Cream and a pair of handcuffs.

Most Hated Band: Slipknot and the like.

Most Hated Person: I hate everyone.

Favorite Quote: "If your mum had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well"

Best Supporting Actor In A Porno: Mr Tomato for his role with Mr Ham in "How we are the filler"

Best Part Of The Body: I like most parts of her body. Bah, I like all the parts of her body.

Most Craved Person: I have a hankering for her right now.

Weirdest Sex You've Had: I once obtained Bronchitis from shagging a giraffe.

Favorite Flavor Of Wood: MMM, splintery.

How Funny Was Daniel When He Was Taking To Aidans Deodorant?!: Rather funny.

Why Be A Cock For?: I enjoy a bit of the ol' chop 'n go.

Nah Really?: I'm serious, everybody now, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP and GOOOOO!

Best Ending To An Interview: I don't know why I kept this question, it's not all that good, I though it was funny to start off with, but this really wasn't an interview, I think the question should be "What do you think you could have done in making this 'SET OF QUESTIONS' more interesting or entertaining?" But that would require far too much effort. I might just go and get a job like Dave.