He reads! Mario really does read...

...Only backwards

The infamous Rick Clark

Don Mario Zola

The White Boy

Everyday Halty

Mob Halty

When Jennifer Lopez meets Sylvester Stallone

Here I am being eaten by Mike

Don't ask

The Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Family.

Aren't we pretty?

Thank you, Mrs. Clark. Your secret is safe with us.

No caption needed

What are you, sick?

This one's for you, Amanda

Ah...Sweet Victory!

Then we got bored