He reads! Mario really does read...
...Only backwards
The infamous Rick Clark
Don Mario Zola
The White Boy
Everyday Halty
Mob Halty
When Jennifer Lopez meets Sylvester Stallone
Here I am being eaten by Mike
Don't ask
The Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Family.
Aren't we pretty?
Thank you, Mrs. Clark. Your secret is safe with us.
No caption needed
What are you, sick?
This one's for you, Amanda
Ah...Sweet Victory!
Then we got bored