AMAZING ANAGRAMS!!!

David Ginola - Vagina dildo
Teddy Sheringham - Teddy Minge rash
Ossie Ardiles - Arse is soiled
 Diegi Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad
Tony Blair PM - I'm tory plan B
Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot
Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien
David Mellor - Dildo marvel
Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case
 The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio,
 the
erect porno cop.
Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend
Selina Scott - Elastic snot
Mel Gibson - Big Melons
Gloria Estefan - Large fat noise
Chris Rea - Rich Arse
Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man
Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag

Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains
below
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
Desperation - A rope ends it
The morse code - Here comes dots
Mother in law - Woman Hitler
Semolina - Is no meal
A decimal point - I'm a dot in place
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one