DUMBEST EVER ANSWERS GIVEN ON FAMILY FORTUNES

Q.Name something a blind person might use
A.A sword
 
 Q.Name a song with moon in the title
 A.Blue Suede Moon

 Q.Name a bird with a long neck
 A.Naomi Campbell

Q.Name an occupation where you might need a
torch
 A.A burglar

 Q.Name a famous brother and sister
 A.Bonnie and Clyde

 Q.Name a dangerous race 
 A.The Arabs
 
Q.Name an item of clothing worn by the 3
Musketeers
 A.A horse
 
Q.Name something that floats in the bath
A.Water
 
Q.Name something you wear on the beach
A.A deckchair

Q.Name something red
 A.My cardigan

Q.Name a famous royal
A.Mail
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Q.Name a number you have to memorise
 A.7

Q.Name something in the garden that's green
A.Shed

Q.Name something that flies that doesn't have an
engine
A.A bicycle with wings
 
Q.Name something you might be allergic to
A.Skiing

Q.Name a famous bridge
A.The bridge over troubled waters

Q.Name something a cat does
A.Goes to the toilet

Q.Name something you do in the bathroom
A.Decorate
 
Q.Name an animal you might see at the zoo
 A.A dog
 
Q.Name something associated with the police
A.Pigs

 Q.Name a sign of the zodiac
 A.April

 Q.Name something slippery
 A.A conman

 Q.Name a kind of ache
 A.Fillet of fish (?)

 Q.Name a food that can be brown or white
 A.Potato
 
 Q.Name a jacket potato topping
 A.Jam
 
Q.Name a famous Scotsman
 A.Jock

Q.Name someting with a hole in it
A.A window

 Q.Name a non-living object with legs
A.Plant

 Q.Name a domestic animal
A.Leopard
 
Q.Name a part of the body beginning with "N"
 A.Knee

Q.Name a way of cooking fish
A.Cod

Q.Name something you open other than a door
 A.Your bowels
 
Q: Name a type of berry.
A: A French beret.