If you did sign the guestbook, you are now in a super secret club that does not exist, if you didn't, nothing will happen.

jess - 09/18/00 01:34:23
My Email:WeeCapnRog@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Less Than Jake
Who do you hate?: Randy
Do you like this page?: fuck yea
Anything I should Add?: pics
Where do you live?: NYC
Where does your greasy uncle live?: depends on which one you are talkin bout

Comments:
The Dwarves are a buncha sick motherfuckers, and I love em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Travis Chandler - 08/23/00 19:35:48
My Email:chandler1569@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: lagwagon
Who do you hate?: propagandhi
Do you like this page?: when im on acid???
Anything I should Add?: mabey some nake women?
Where do you live?: redding ..CA..
Where does your greasy uncle live?: who cares

Comments:
their better be woman,,be woman tonight alright!.. that song kicks..

Phaidra Ruck - 06/19/00 01:23:18
My Email:darthphaidra@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: nofx or rage against the machine, tough call
Who do you hate?: kid rock
Do you like this page?: sure
Anything I should Add?: lots dude, mp3s are good
Where do you live?: vancouver bc
Where does your greasy uncle live?: what the fuck?

Comments:
hey you seemed pretty intent on having people sign your guestbook or whatever, so i decide to sign it. really i was looking for an mp3 for everybodys girl, but alas, i doubt i'll find it for awile. punk music kicks ass. skateboarding rules. (i skate) um, dunno. smoke another bowl. that's it.

- 04/14/00 18:49:18
Favorite Band: DIRT
Do you like this page?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anything I should Add?: A GUN TO YER CORPORATE PUSSY
Where do you live?: NO WHERE

Comments:
THE DWARVES ARENT PUNK YOU FUKKING IDIOT THEY ARE C O R P O R A T E WHORES SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!SO OI AND FUCKKKKKKK OFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUKK YOU ASSHOLE FUKKKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! - 04/14/00 18:37:07

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riff raff - 04/14/00 18:35:10
My Email:lexicon_devil420@yahoo.com

Comments:
i guess i fkkked up the first time!!

riff raff - 04/14/00 18:32:38
My Email:lexicon_devil420
Favorite Band: discharge oipolloi GERMS
Who do you hate?: you fukkin posers
Do you like this page?: what page?
Anything I should Add?: the poison girls hahahahah
Where do you live?: chain reaction AN TH'WHISKEY A GOGO
Where does your greasy uncle live?: third wirld country

Comments:
hey all you kids just wanted to tell you that there really is a whole lot of shit going on this world and we needta stop it! oi! and fukk off any fascist pigs! oh yeah IM AN UGLY BASTARD!!!

Coch N. Balls - 03/24/00 02:48:48
My URL:http://fuckyou2hellassickr
My Email:whats that?
Favorite Band: Wutang!! all the way biatch
Who do you hate?: you and every one else in the world...
Do you like this page?: no biatch.....
Anything I should Add?: my dick in ur mouth and more tits
Where do you live?: PKD biatch..
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in ur moms thighs..

Comments:
if you read this then you have no life and you live in a trailer..trailer trashin sons a bitches...

eastvanstan - 03/23/00 21:47:02
My URL:aint got one
My Email:eastvanstan@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: lenny kravitze
Who do you hate?: lenny kravitze
Do you like this page?: no
Anything I should Add?: more stuff
Where do you live?: vancouver
Where does your greasy uncle live?: none your business

Comments:
you should consider adding more content, and active links to your page. however i do think it is cool that there are simple dwarves pages out there.

the grub - 03/19/00 15:00:45
My URL:http://www.6.50megs.com/splitred
My Email:ipearce@anti-social.com
Favorite Band: the fearless poof killers
Who do you hate?: doc pap (the prick)
Do you like this page?: are you nuts?
Anything I should Add?: messy play
Where do you live?: boo boo world
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in a dumpster wanking himself over with a brick

Comments:
kill yourself

stevie - 03/14/00 09:29:32
Favorite Band: nin
Who do you hate?: joanne
Do you like this page?: yup
Anything I should Add?: more asians
Where do you live?: bfe
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in an urn

Comments:
none

Mark J - 03/09/00 20:16:24
My Email:mj-moronica@u.genie.co.uk
Favorite Band: macc lads
Who do you hate?: you, windbag!
Do you like this page?: eat piss
Anything I should Add?: a noose round your fuckin' neck
Where do you live?: the gutter
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in your rancid bed

Comments:
There better be Women you pussy.

Anthrax - 01/15/00 05:04:04
My Email:Antrax016@aol.com
Favorite Band: 88Fingers Louie, BAd Religion,Dwarves,AntiFlag,
Who do you hate?: People make my life complicated
Do you like this page?: kinda
Where do you live?: New York
Where does your greasy uncle live?: If he was up your ass you would know where he lived.

Comments:


gianluca - 01/08/00 21:30:30
My URL:http://digilander.iol.it/giansalo/
My Email:sonwel@tiscalinet.it
Favorite Band: Them (Van Morrison)
Who do you hate?: Rita Dalla Chiesa
Do you like this page?: YES
Where do you live?: Italy

Comments:
Gabba Gabba Hey

gianluca - 01/08/00 21:29:02
My URL:http://digilander.iol.it/giansalo/
My Email:sonwel@tiscalinet.it
Favorite Band: Them (Van Morrison)

Comments:


STEVE - 01/08/00 15:07:25
My URL:http://FUCK OFF
My Email:steveoak@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Ramones,Dwarves,Ac/dc,Supersuckers,The let's go's
Who do you hate?: Robinson jerker
Do you like this page?: Some of it!
Anything I should Add?: Pictures and you forgot a bunch off records.
Where do you live?: Sweden
Where does your greasy uncle live?: In you mothers house. Right now she is under his desk and swalloing his microphone!

Comments:
You have to look for more information about the band you cunt! The band has been in sweden one time and i missed them! FUCKING SHIT!

Dave tha dick - 12/16/99 23:26:57
My URL:http://this is my page
My Email:drugsblow@anti-social.com
Favorite Band: Lots of shit i don't feel like discussing
Who do you hate?: Road dog X and all you Other dumb fucks to don't realize that computers suck so I DO NOT WORK ON THIS BULLSHIT CUM GUZZLING PAGE ANYMORE!!!
Do you like this page?: Fuck no, And I made it
Anything I should Add?: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where does your greasy uncle live?: who said my uncle was greasy?

Comments:
listen dumbasses, read every thing above and just don't come to this page! road dog you neo nazi poser, go home mommie's boy, punk has no space for wankers like you! You try hard to be cool? you don't even leave your real name you pussy! I guss like dk sa "You ain't hardcore when you spike your hair when the jock still lives inside your head!nazi punk fuck off!"

Michelle - 11/24/99 20:51:44
My Email:Pooter000@aol.com
Favorite Band: QOTSA
Do you like this page?: ehh
Anything I should Add?: get those links set up!
Where do you live?: Hollywood, FL
Where does your greasy uncle live?: up my ass : p

Comments:
HEY! I would really like to see those pictures of the band, Particularly pics of Mr. Rex Everything? Please comment... Thanx

Doc J - 11/15/99 00:48:37
My Email:theheatseekers@yahoo.com
Favorite Band: MOTORHEAD
Who do you hate?: Most people
Do you like this page?: It's very poor
Anything I should Add?: Suicide
Where do you live?: Damage Central
Where does your greasy uncle live?: A bin

Comments:
FUCK YOU NOW FUCK OFF.

Candi - 10/29/99 23:05:17
My Email:CanniGrl@aol.com
Favorite Band: me
Who do you hate?: you
Do you like this page?: yep
Anything I should Add?: yep
Where do you live?: OC, CA
Where does your greasy uncle live?: my pants

Comments:
i am JeRk OfF #1336

Road Dog X - 10/27/99 03:11:34
My URL:http://your guess is as good as mine---Fukin Bitch
My Email:Road Dog X @ cen.net
Favorite Band: who ever I'm hearing when I'm kickin tha shit outa someone,,, Oh yea, and the meatmen,dwarves,D.O.A.,Fear,misfits,G.G.Allin...You know, that kinda shit ..you fukin clam lapper oh yea! I forgot El duce he rocks, but you wouldn't know anything about that you stupid bitch
Who do you hate?: you and that dumb bitch who gave me tha clap
Do you like this page?: I would if you weren't so fulla shit...Get some more info....There are way more albums than 4 you stupid peice of shit
Anything I should Add?: the other million albums you forgot to mention you slimy fukin cunt
Where do you live?: texas you peice of Yankee Twat
Where does your greasy uncle live?: In my fuckin trailer along with the rest of my white trash family, besides what do you care fucker I'll kill your fuckin mom and rape her fukin fresh cold Fuzzy tuna taco

Comments:
Ive said it once and Ill say it again your full of shit. You forgot Free Cocaine, Horror Stories and every other rokin album--You fuckin suck at this-- How old are you 12? you bitch

Melissa Coles - 10/14/99 02:45:58
My Email:mmcoles@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: D.R.I.
Who do you hate?: Backstreet Boys
Do you like this page?: ya
Anything I should Add?: Pic
Where do you live?: Kelowna,B.C.
Where does your greasy uncle live?: Kelowna,B.C.

Comments:
Just wanted to be the first jerk off to sign since thanksgiving.........I have achieved my goal.....Now i must go......

Satan's Mistress - 09/16/99 20:07:29
My Email:Corb420@aol.com
Favorite Band: Cruel Romeos/Vermin Trash
Who do you hate?: Your mother
Do you like this page?: maybe..if I'm drunk
Anything I should Add?: naked pictures of He who
Where do you live?: Santa Rosa
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in your moms closet

Comments:
Some little groupie chick I know fucked Blag Jesus and got a copy of the new Dwarves LP....Needless to say it fuckin sucks...What's up with the techno pop?...No wonder Vag quit they have drum machines now

fiend9 - 08/26/99 19:30:10
My Email:wish463983@aol.com
Favorite Band: MISFITS
Who do you hate?: the 700 club
Do you like this page?: it's okay,but there's not much stuff on it.
Anything I should Add?: pictures,more lyrics, ? ? ?
Where do you live?: Pasadena
Where does your greasy uncle live?: Montana

Comments:
Dwarves put on a kick-ass (but really short) show>

LEE DOGG - 08/18/99 08:00:27
Favorite Band: black sabbath
Who do you hate?: my self
Do you like this page?: sure
Where do you live?: anaslime,ca.
Where does your greasy uncle live?: a hick town some where

Comments:
i saw the dwarves with the criminals the other day and they rocked!!!!

LEE DOGG - 08/18/99 07:58:55
Favorite Band: black sabbath
Who do you hate?: my self
Do you like this page?: sure
Where do you live?: anaslime,ca.
Where does your greasy uncle live?: a hick town some where

Comments:
i saw the dwarves with the criminals the other day and they rocked!!!!

your fuckin mom - 08/17/99 03:50:26
My URL:http://www.sublimedirectory.com
My Email:lick@mydick.com
Favorite Band: propaghandi
Who do you hate?: that dicklicker that singed the book before me
Do you like this page?: not really but i hate the cocksucker who was talkin bad about it
Anything I should Add?: i dont know i dident really look at it
Where do you live?: skullnikville, la
Where does your greasy uncle live?: dunno

Comments:
cocklicker dont knock this page

jihad fun - 08/13/99 06:19:00
My URL:http://that's spelled curl
My Email:fuck you
Favorite Band: i don't like music
Who do you hate?: rainbows and sunny days
Do you like this page?: of course not. what's to like
Anything I should Add?: no. what would be the point
Where do you live?: with my penus up your butt
Where does your greasy uncle live?: who cares loser

Comments:
i don't know who's more of a loser: you for having this web page, or me for signing your stupid guest book. probably you, since you spent more time being a loser.

jihad fun - 08/13/99 06:05:24
My Email:no solicitors
Favorite Band: i don't really like music
Who do you hate?: nice people
Do you like this page?: of course not.
Anything I should Add?: no
Where do you live?: with my penus up your butt
Where does your greasy uncle live?: who cares loser

Comments:
i don't know who's more of a loser: you for having this web page, or me for signing your stupid guest book. probably you, since you spent more time being a loser.

Lindsay Latrine - 08/07/99 23:43:33
My Email:looselady @hotmail
Favorite Band: Anti-Nowhere League
Do you like this page?: it's allright
Anything I should Add?: Names of the 2 other Dwarves CD's, "lick it" and "Free Cocaine"
Where does your greasy uncle live?: In Florida of course

Comments:


Zorn er...i mean batgirl - 07/28/99 19:18:41
My URL:http://www.zam.com
My Email:sickjoke73@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Weird Al
Who do you hate?: um let me think..you
Do you like this page?: no
Anything I should Add?: TAKE IT AWAY!!!
Where do you live?: in the "bat cave"
Where does your greasy uncle live?: he is a butler

Comments:
poop in a sock, you are a duck, i am the goat, what is the matrix?? humm??

Heugh G. Rection - 07/21/99 20:06:18
My URL:http://firetruckyou.com
My Email:manishtever@msn.com
Favorite Band: Bad Religion, Pulley, Less Than Jake
Who do you hate?: Blink 182... and skater jocks.
Do you like this page?: So so
Anything I should Add?: Lyr-fucking-ics!
Where do you live?: In a galaxy far far away
Where does your greasy uncle live?: In "Grease"

Comments:
Get more lyrics, and fast! The Dwarves are an awesome band and all, but someone should seriously update this page.

arthur peewee - 07/20/99 20:54:42
My Email:arthurpeewee@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Dead Kennedys
Who do you hate?: Korn
Do you like this page?: yes. But hurry on the lyrics.
Anything I should Add?: Links to recess rec's
Where do you live?: Buffalo, NY
Where does your greasy uncle live?: Blue Balls Falls

Comments:
I can't make out all the lyrics, but what i can make out is amazing. So hurry up w/lyrics, cause I want to write songs like that.

Zeke - 07/20/99 14:33:52
My URL:who the fuck is URL?
My Email:let em rot@aol.com
Favorite Band: i like rubberbands alot, but they aint nothin compared to hairbands....then again rubberbands can strech......i have a collection of over one-thousand rubb rbands, and only nine-hundred-seventy-six hairbands.........
Who do you hate?: you and yer fuckin shit ass page...and those bloody pussy lickin, mother cuntin DWARVES!
Do you like this page?: well this page is kinda cool cause i get to type whatever i want right? but the ones before it sucked. no porn, no pussy, no ASS even!
Anything I should Add?: somethin besides stupid ass green letters. and get some porn. damn man, it never took me so long to get off on any website.....
Where do you live?: 2719 Poinsettia avenue, Middleburg Florida, Its a grey trailor on a dirt road
Where does your greasy uncle live?: uncle dick blew his brains out you insensitive fuck!

Comments:
To Whom It May Concern, Greasy ol'Uncle Dick is dead. Please send stuff to the above address and i will send you pictures of what his dead fucking corpse looked like. Act now and i will throw in a chunk of his blown off face and/or skull. Thank You, Greasy Cousin Zeke

b.b.acideater - 07/18/99 21:31:46
Favorite Band: dwarves
Who do you hate?: greenday
Do you like this page?: hellno
Anything I should Add?: stuff
Where do you live?: here
Where does your greasy uncle live?: upyours

Comments:
the dwarves are the sickest most horrible scum sucking filthy garbage eating mfin skanky lookin degenerate rock has ever seen

b.b.acideater - 07/18/99 21:29:02
Favorite Band: dwarves
Who do you hate?: greenday
Do you like this page?: hellno
Anything I should Add?: stuff
Where do you live?: here

Comments:


b.b.acideater - 07/18/99 21:27:58

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dave brown - 06/11/99 19:58:34
My Email:skuz55@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Minor threat, Fugazi, DK, dwarves,etc.
Who do you hate?: Guys whowrite stupid shit in this book
Do you like this page?: Well....no. even though it is my page
Anything I should Add?: Yeah, but i know i never will
Where do you live?: illin' at KFC! Home of ass kickin' lickin' chicken!
Where does your greasy uncle live?: Funny thing, he slashes tires on cars in Victoria.

Comments:
This is my page.

BloodBitch - 06/08/99 04:34:36
My URL:http://Nonya Fuckin Biz
My Email:Fuck you for asking
Favorite Band: THE COCTEAU TWINS
Who do you hate?: Blag and the physically repulsive drummer for exsisting in my space
Do you like this page?: yes
Anything I should Add?: naked girls
Where do you live?: oakland
Where does your greasy uncle live?: fuck you don't talk about my mother like that

Comments:
read the book.... it doesn't make sense it's all abstract thoughts IT'S LIKE ONE REALLY LONG R.E.M. Song. Suprised blag is literate...

Ian - 05/31/99 11:28:41
My URL:http://www.nude.com
My Email:sickjoke73@hotmail.com
Who do you hate?: dave brown
Do you like this page?: no
Anything I should Add?: take it off

Comments:
dave has a high girly voice and fucks his dog, and screams in his girly voice while fucking his dog.

wyld kyle style - 05/08/99 20:59:58
My URL:http://bitch
My Email:no
Favorite Band: dead kennedys
Who do you hate?: green day
Do you like this page?: si, senor
Anything I should Add?: dwarves lyrics
Where do you live?: canoga park,ca
Where does your greasy uncle live?: gonnerrhea,ca

Comments:
blag is one sick mother-fucker!

Steve Howard - 04/23/99 01:14:59
My Email:supersteven6@juno.com
Favorite Band: Link-80
Who do you hate?: Reel Big Fish Suck BIG BALLZ
Do you like this page?: yes
Anything I should Add?: tour dates
Where do you live?: Orange Park
Where does your greasy uncle live?: bend over and i will show you

Comments:
I have heard the dwarves off demos and i think they are bad ass i wanted to know if they were coming to jacksonville florida anytime soon we have a kick ballz punk scene startin

Kelly Starr - 03/30/99 03:11:18
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/backstage/8082
My Email:punkstarr@oocities.com
Favorite Band: Millencolin
Who do you hate?: try hards
Do you like this page?: well, its good to see your smart enough to use the basic editor.
Anything I should Add?: yeah, but I'm sure it will improve in time.
Where do you live?: Melbourne, Australia
Where does your greasy uncle live?: he lives in Strathmore, how did you know I had one?

Comments:
Hi, nice page. Its great to see people supporting their fav bands. Check out my page if you want some info on the Melbourne punk scene. I just have one wuestion, when's thanksgiving day.

yakass - 03/12/99 13:56:05
My URL:http://www.davesucks.com/davebrown
My Email:hoaxman76@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: mine
Who do you hate?: you, and your stuff
Do you like this page?: no it blows goats
Anything I should Add?: nothing, just take it away, because it sucks
Where do you live?: oh i think you know
Where does your greasy uncle live?: on yer street

Comments:
YOU REALLY SUCK, AND YOU'RE A DORK. GIVE MATT HIS STUFF BACK, OUR YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR TEN BUCKS,OH GOOD LUCK WITH THE DEATH METAL BAND ASS-HOLE.

Mr. Dorkass - 03/12/99 13:50:33
My Email:www.iufjihyrf.com
Favorite Band: sick joke
Who do you hate?: you {Dave}
Do you like this page?: noooooooooooooooo!!!!
Anything I should Add?: pictures of your dog in suggestive posses!
Where do you live?: under your bed.
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in your closet.

Comments:
this page sucks horribly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE BROWN - 03/11/99 21:18:17
My URL:http://www.nudemidgets.com/davebrown
My Email:skuz55@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Swirl 360 ( hey now now )
Who do you hate?: people who don't take care of their Star Wars figures
Do you like this page?: no comment
Anything I should Add?: what ever I find when i'm done picking my ass
Where do you live?: in the dumpster behind Deluxe
Where does your greasy uncle live?: with the Moffats

Comments:
Air Borne Crush Tush , going on 50 years. Dave have you hit puberty yet? no. ( in a frail voice )

Justin - 03/10/99 21:00:21
My URL:http://upyourass
My Email:fuck you
Favorite Band: Gob
Who do you hate?: You and the Misfits.
Do you like this page?: no
Anything I should Add?: nothing
Where do you live?: fuck you
Where does your greasy uncle live?: you suck

Comments:
This page really sucks. theres nothing here.

- 03/10/99 02:33:42

Comments:
I DONT BELIEVE HALF OF THESE DUMB FUCKS EVEN KNOW WHO THE DWARVES ARE. THE CRUCIFIXION IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREG KOSOBUD - 03/10/99 02:08:56
My Email:PANHED54@AOL.COM
Favorite Band: DWARVES
Who do you hate?: EVERYONE
Do you like this page?: IT'S KINDA WEAK BRO!
Anything I should Add?: SHIT I HAVENT SEEN!
Where do you live?: BAY AREA

Comments:


William Keppler - 02/02/99 19:11:58
My Email:wwkeppler@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Dwarves
Who do you hate?: most pop bands
Do you like this page?: yes
Where do you live?: Houston, TX

Comments:


skuzbucket - 01/09/99 21:49:35
My URL:http://www.poop.com
My Email:skuz55@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: GWAR
Who do you hate?: Trisha Jones
Do you like this page?: No, because GWAR is not on the Page!
Anything I should Add?: GWAR you dumbass! I just said that
Where do you live?: On tour with GWAR
Where does your greasy uncle live?: he's their drummer!

Comments:
GWAR!GWAR!GWAR!GWAR!GWAR!GWAR!GWAR!GWAR!

foplm - 01/02/99 19:42:49
My Email:stinkpipe1
Favorite Band: pennywise
Who do you hate?: the offspring
Do you like this page?: o.k.
Anything I should Add?: nope
Where do you live?: here
Where does your greasy uncle live?: in your bed

Comments:


Curt - 12/29/98 23:58:51
My URL:http://www.penissucker.com/titfucker.html
My Email:tentime7@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Hi Standard
Who do you hate?: The Cramps
Do you like this page?: It's okay
Anything I should Add?: NOFX stuff
Where do you live?: here
Where does your greasy uncle live?: who?

Comments:
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I like punk

Matt - 12/29/98 18:05:57
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ns/mycountdown/index.html
My Email:mattthebeef@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Blink 182
Who do you hate?: Misfits
Do you like this page?: This page is cool.
Anything I should Add?: Lyrics and sounds for EVERYBODIES GIRL
Where do you live?: Cole Harbour
Where does your greasy uncle live?: Cape Breton(My friends uncle lives near you,you know Ian's dad)

Comments:
The Dwarves are one of my favorite bands. I'm in a punk band called Stink Pipe. In our band there is me Joe Sanford & Jus Rutledge

black cap - 12/25/98 03:59:18
Favorite Band: choking victim
Who do you hate?: pantara
Do you like this page?: oi yes mate
Anything I should Add?: tabs
Where do you live?: little 5 pointsga
Where does your greasy uncle live?: up your arse

Comments:
oi rock on

ryan - 12/23/98 23:53:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/7012
My Email:goodeggs6@yahoo.com
Favorite Band: the McRackins
Who do you hate?: traditional ska bands
Do you like this page?: yep
Anything I should Add?: 2 + 2
Where do you live?: usa
Where does your greasy uncle live?: ethiopia

Comments:
Cool page. To expand your site, why not just go to the other Dwarves pages on the web and steal all their shit...info, pix, etc.

wasnotgay - 11/11/98 15:21:52
My Email:fartsoup@lardland
Favorite Band: Dwarves
Who do you hate?: Dwarves
Do you like this page?: Dwarves
Anything I should Add?: More Dwarves
Where do you live?: with Dwarves
Where does your greasy uncle live?: With Dwarves

Comments:
I like dwarves a lot so you should put more dwarves on your dwarves page P.S. I like Dwarves

Joe boob - 10/26/98 12:22:05
My URL:http://www.ineedawomenthatsuckscox.com
My Email:plastic@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: dave matthew band
Who do you hate?: plastic things being shoved up my nose
Do you like this page?: no
Anything I should Add?: more stuff about me
Where do you live?: fuck you
Where does your greasy uncle live?: with you, because you are also greasy

Comments:
My sister shoved something up my nosie and it is still there, no one belives me, but i'll show them,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

brad - 10/23/98 19:49:12
My URL:http://www.barnyardfun.com
My Email:xxx@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: op. ivy
Who do you hate?: marylin manson
Do you like this page?: yeah
Anything I should Add?: more links
Where do you live?: n.y.
Where does your greasy uncle live?: In a trailor park down in texas

Comments:
Wicked Dwarves page man, i'm glad someone finally gave this band some credit.

Jerry - 10/16/98 11:18:19
My URL:http://www.gapcolthing.com
My Email:gap@colthing.com
Favorite Band: Madness
Who do you hate?: Untrendy people
Do you like this page?: Yes
Anything I should Add?: A link to the gap colthing site
Where do you live?: New York
Where does your greasy uncle live?: What does that have do with anything?

Comments:
You are in the dawrves, so can you ask the rest of the band if they would like to do a gap colthing add? Well just e-mail me after you ask the rest of the band.

Mahaneco - 10/12/98 01:38:21
My URL:http://www.zoosex.com
My Email:hoaxman76@hotmail.com
Favorite Band: Devo
Who do you hate?: Devo
Do you like this page?: ARRRRGHHHH!!!
Anything I should Add?: more about devo
Where do you live?: with devo
Where does your greasy uncle live?: also with devo

Comments:
I like devo...they are much better than that stpuid dwravves, don't the drvvess takr pictures of there own dicks? weel i must say both your pages suck, but hey, what are you going to do?

DOrkis' mel oRkis - 10/11/98 19:04:10
My URL:http://www.mistress'.com
Favorite Band: the DWARVES
Who do you hate?: Any one who hates me
Do you like this page?: Yes
Anything I should Add?: Yes
Where do you live?: Nowhere
Where does your greasy uncle live?: IN AN ASShole

Comments:
YeP.

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