Interview Con Mi Familia

Mom? Mom? Can I interview you? My mom is dancing. Mom come back please.
Well, I want to ask you a couple.
So, what was the funniest moment in your life?
Like?
That was harsh, seriously, something funny
Alright, lets ask my god sister Kim…Kim what is the funniest moment in your life?
Uh, Kim, hello?!
Couch potato, simple question…I’ll stick the mic thing in your eye ::proceed to poke her with the microphone:: I hope people reading this will get a feeling for what my life is like. Back to Mom…Mom, what is your favorite vegetable?
Why?

Because I can put lots of butter on them, they are creamy and delicious.
My mom is obviously a cholesterol-aholic. So, what was your fave band when you were my age?
Led Zeppelin (she tells me this during the interview and after I’m done she told me she changed her mind and it is The Who and The Beatles).
Back to Kim…Wait!!! Dharma!!! Dharma, what was your happiest moment as a kitty?
::her bell on her collar is ringing::
She is sniffing the recorder. Dharma! ::I start talking to her in cat talk::She is rubbing against the microphone. I don’t think that’s a good thing. Lets go ask Kim one more time. Kim, what is your funniest…::she is pushing me:: . In celebrity world I could sue you for that. Okay, back to Mom…Mom, did you ever have a feathered haircut?
Yes, a shag.
Shag? Shagadelic! Does it have the same meaning as in the 60s?
Yes, it was a shag.
::I start to laugh:: I don’t think you know what shag I’m talking about. Did you ever see Austin Powers?
::says in a goofy tone:: It was a shag! Hello! I had bell bottom jeans and hip huggers (she proceeds to go on and on and on about polka dot hip huggers). I looked like I was from Hullabaloo [WARNING! WARNING! HISTORICAL REFERENCE]. Well, I don’t think anyone wants to be interviewed, not even my cat. Alright, so signing off…this is Christina, thank you and good night.