Read on to find out your horoscope told by Magic Manny for this month
AUGUST!!!!
Put a "kick Me" on the back of your worst enemy or someone who is just pissing you off lately. It will work and it will make you happy.
Cancer-Well, last month of the summer, looks likes its gonna go out with a bang. In a bad way. Watch what you eat otherwise you may be spending the end of the summer in the bathroom
Leo-This month totally kicks ass. For most of you, its your birthday (LEOS KICK ASS) and it will be the best month of the year. Everything will go right and you couldn't have wanted it any better.
Virgo- You are bossy. Watch your back. Someone is out to get you
Libra-When your trying to decide wether to go with the chocolate or vanilla, choose rocky road
Scorpio-Your parents are pissing you off this month. really pissing you off. Pull a "tom green" and paint their house plaid
Sagittarius-whaaaaaattts love got to do got to do with it?
Capricorn-talk to that homeless lady you see everyday, she may have discount coupons for your favorite store
Aquarius-Watch out what clothes you pic for back to school, sure those brown loafers may look good to you in the store but in school...just no
Pisces-You blow things out of proportion just because you want attention, get a grip foo
Aries-you lick your mama's toe jam AND YOU LIKE IT
Taurus-Your coming back from a vacation and things arent how you left them. Either a) your house is burnt down or B) your fish is dead