gRANDMOM vs. tHE sQUIRRELS

Well, because…your going to have to re-edit this to make it sound clever, are you on a committee for this? (putting my finger up telling her to wait).
  • You are getting off topic. So respond to the original question.
  • The original question wasn’t a question it was a statement. It’s always a challenge to beat out the squirrels, so anyhow, when someone is nice enough to put birdseed out squirrels manage to get into the seed. Squirrels can eat a whole bag in a day.
  • What do you plan to do?
  • Well, I just did it. Someone put a torchier lamp (I ask her how to spell that) in the trash (she starts laughing) by the dumpster. Upon seeing the lamp I thought it would be an excellent birdfeeder.
  • Squirrel feeder?
  • NO! For the birds so the squirrels can’t get up the poll (of the lamp) and I think it is far enough away from the tree that if the squirrel takes a flying leap (laughing) it’ll tip over (saying I should write that she put in breadcrumbs in the lamp). Oh geez. Doesn’t Kim ever come out of that room?
  • I don’t know. So have you had any experience with squirrels in the past?
  • Oh yes, (laughing, she said its funny when I reapeat what she’s saying). I want to finish this up because King Hussein’s funeral is coming on the news.
  • So why do you want to end the interview?
  • I just told you, because the news is coming on. Grandmom! We have to think about dinner around 5:30ish.
  • So, do you have any other comments about squirrels?
  • They are rodents, nothing but rodents (laugh).