Your favorite food from your favorite chef

Menu for 4/4-4/8

• Monday-Boiled pine branches in a light sewage sauce. Choice of fried pine cones or tossed weeds.



• Tuesday-***ROADSIDE SPECIAL*** Your choice of barbequed beaver or squirrel kabobs. Fresh well water taken from Camp Phantasm's own well.



• Wenesday-Fresh fish caught in the local lake (the one right by the sewage plant)sauteed in chicken urine.


• Thursday-Bayside buffet, your pick between snail tails in radish soup or clams right from the bay to your dish, not cooked so there is no midle man!! Your food served fresh and quick.



• Friday-Imported cats' tails straight from its breeding grounds in Hiwasaki, Japan. Even fun to eat! Whoever finds the most bones in theirs wins a prize!

!Bon Appetit!