Amusing Guestbook Entries



Ah, Although we get mostly a great response because of our page, theres a few twisted people out there who are stirrers! thats why thses are just so damn funny.....enjoy....
(the white writing is from the guestbook, the YELLOW writing is what I have to say about it!


cruiser - 06/17/99 00:08:38
My Email:eatshit@hotmail.com
Age: 105.5
Fave Harvey Danger song?: your mama
Fave Band?: korn
Least Fave band?: who cares
How do you Rate our Page?: out of 10 .2
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): no i think that you are to very ugly girls!

Comments:
man you guys suck at making web pages. thanks for waisting my time! In fact i think that you guys eat shit! THanks for nothing you ugly girls

"Your Mama"? okay WHO uses the word "Mama" anymore other then an infant? SO sorry for wasting your time...but why did you waste more of your time to tell us?


westly - 05/19/99 20:21:30
Age: 12
Fave Harvey Danger song?: flagpole sitta
Fave Band?: hd
Least Fave band?: bsb
How do you Rate our Page?: monkey shit mixed with dog,human,and cat shit
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): no!

Comments:
you bitches need to go make a fucking hansons page and leave harvey danger to the real danger chics!i bet you fuck ya daddy and ya doggy.keep sucking your vaginas!

Oooh, this is a good one. The Maturity level here is obvious!


Donny - 05/17/99 05:36:22
My URL:http://IHATE YOU ALL!
My Email:YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP@YOUSMELLLIKE SHIT.COM
Age: 13
Fave Harvey Danger song?: Jack the lion
Fave Band?: The sump pumps
Least Fave band?: Puff Dady
How do you Rate our Page?: Dog Shit
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): Ya all look like Bill Gates

Comments:
I bet you FUCK YA DADY AND YA DOGY DONNY KICKS
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooh, is it just me or does this kid seem to have ALOT of anger?


Larisa - 05/17/99 05:24:52
My URL:http://Kiss/my/ass/bitch.com
My Email:Suckmytits@fuckoff.com
Age: 18
Fave Harvey Danger song?: Old Hat
Fave Band?: No doubt,The Decoysand Mustard Plug
Least Fave band?: EMENEM
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): Fuck off!!!

Comments:
Burn in hell!!!

God knows what HER problem is!


very horny - 05/11/99 21:37:33
My Email:hornyplayboylover@yahoo.com
Age: 13
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): i want to fuck both of you!

Comments:
can i please please have oral sex,anal sex,and intercourse with you?

Does the Term "Looser" come to mind?


ryan deere - 05/11/99 21:27:43
Age: 12
How do you Rate our Page?: monkey shit and hippo shit
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): NO1! YOU BOTH LOOK
LIKE WHAT COMES OUT OF A MONKEY'S ASS.

Comments:
THIS PAGE SUCKS! YOU "CHICS" ARE BASTARDS! THE PAGE SUCKS YOUR OWN FAT HAIRY PUSSY. DO YOU SUCK YPUR MOM'S PENIS FOR 5 HOURS EVERY NIGHT? DO YOU LICK YOUR DAD'S VAGINA? I BET YOU DO! I ALSO BET THAT YOU HAVE THREESOMS WITH THE PEOPLE YOU MEET IN CHAT ROOM .THIS PAGE BLOWS! DID YOU DESIGN IT WHILE HAVING ORAL SEX WITH YOUR SELF? YOU PROPLABLY DID. HAVE YOU ABS LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY HAVING ANAL SEX WITH IT SELF.I BET THE REASON I DIDN'T GET ANY PRESENTS FROM SANTA CLAUS IS BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY HAVING ANAL SEX WITH YOU!!

Ah, another troubled pre-teen...listen mate...GET YOUR HAND OFF IT AND TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES! WE DONT WANT YOUR VERBAL DIORRIAH!!



Jehu Atilla - 05/10/99 06:16:23
My URL:http://www.freenude-celebrities.comhtml
My Email:Fuck you@Fuck you.Fuck you.com
Age: 19
Fave Harvey Danger song?: Old Hat
Fave Band?: Fast Ball,Ben Folds Five,The Decoys and Super Drag
Least Fave band?: emnem
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): No and No!

Comments:
U is some ass ugly bitches ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

"U is some ass ugley bitches..." Oh now THATS intelligent sounding.....



Jack Flanagan - 05/10/99 06:06:15
My URL:http://www.homested.com/thedecoys/underground.html
My Email:mossyrock76@hotmail.com
Age: 16
Fave Harvey Danger song?: Carlotta Valdez
Fave Band?: The Decoys,Green Day,Weezer,Harvey Danger,The Mighty Mighty Bosstones,3-11,Offspring,Oasis,Nada Surf and a hell of alot more!
Least Fave band?: Back Street Boys kill'em all!!
Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!):and that sound clip sucks ass!!

Comments:
This page blows!!You bitchs go make a fucking Hanson page and leave the rock to true DANGER CHICS fuck you!!!!!

Yes, another un-loved troubled Teen



westly - 05/08/99 17:14:27
Fave Harvey Danger song?: fag pole sitta
Fave Band?: hd
How do you Rate our Page?: shit,no make that lower than shit Do you like us? (come on! you hafta!): you look like what comes out of a monkey's ass

Comments:
you are sluts! you fuck suck too. you also suck fuck. KEEP ON SUCKING YOUR VAGINAS!!!

Hey! its you again! Basicly same message though, your not very original!



a real fucker - 04/28/99 21:11:21
Fave Harvey Danger song?: all uf em
Fave Band?: us
How do you Rate our Page?: shit

Comments:
this web page sucks!!

At least you know what you are.