My friend's got a girlfriend
  Man he hates that bitch
  He tells me every day
  He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
  In the worst kind of way"

  She sits on her ass
  He works his hands to the bone
  To give her money every payday
  But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
  Well my friend , You gotta say

  I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
  Why don't you get a job
  Say no way, say no way, no way
  Why don't you get a job

  I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
  To keep her bill collectors at bay
  I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
  Cause that girl's got expensive taste

  I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
  Why don't you get a job
  Say no way, say no way, no way
  Why don't you get a job

  Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
  But hey man free rides just don't come along
  every day

  Let me tell you about my other friend now

  My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
  She tells me every day
  He wants more dinero just to stay at home
  Well my friend
  You gotta say